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How do you tell your wife you've been sneaking around behind her back...
Posted on 3/22/16 at 12:49 pm
Posted on 3/22/16 at 12:49 pm
and buying guns during your lunch hour 
$129 at Academy. Worth the extra $30 over Black Friday not to have to deal with the crowds.
$129 at Academy. Worth the extra $30 over Black Friday not to have to deal with the crowds.
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Posted on 3/22/16 at 12:50 pm to DeoreDX
Easier to ask for forgiveness than permission
Posted on 3/22/16 at 12:50 pm to DeoreDX
Not sure cause you don't tell her.
Posted on 3/22/16 at 12:52 pm to DeoreDX
I was about to jump in here and tell you to take that shite to the OT!!!! You got me!
And I have no advice for you.... Mine hates when I buy new guns... Maybe tell her you got it for her to practice with
Posted on 3/22/16 at 12:54 pm to DeoreDX
Posted on 3/22/16 at 12:55 pm to DeoreDX
Tell her just like that, and when she thinks you were sleeping around, mention it is just guns and ask her what she thought you meant...
Posted on 3/22/16 at 12:56 pm to wickowick
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Tell her just like that, and when she thinks you were sleeping around, mention it is just guns and ask her what she thought you meant...
FTW
Posted on 3/22/16 at 1:04 pm to wickowick
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Tell her just like that, and when she thinks you were sleeping around, mention it is just guns and ask her what she thought you meant...
Oh hell no. She is a better shot than me and I would be full of holes before I could get to the punch line.
Posted on 3/22/16 at 1:07 pm to DeoreDX
quote:Nah. I got some good deals at Cabelas on Black Friday this year
Worth the extra $30 over Black Friday not to have to deal with the crowds.
Posted on 3/22/16 at 1:07 pm to Clyde Tipton
Posted on 3/22/16 at 1:15 pm to DeoreDX
Buy her flowers with a card and get them sent to her work. She'll forget with the quickness
Posted on 3/22/16 at 1:20 pm to DeoreDX
I finance all of my gun purchases so if she looks at my account it just says I'm making monthly payments to a local baton rouge company.
She knows I buy them, it's just an old habit from when I had a psychotic ex. (she was sexy and rich, sue me)
She knows I buy them, it's just an old habit from when I had a psychotic ex. (she was sexy and rich, sue me)
Posted on 3/22/16 at 1:22 pm to DeoreDX
I tell her it is for our family's protection. I will be purchasing another firearm soon to conceal carry.
Posted on 3/22/16 at 1:49 pm to Clyde Tipton
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Clyde Tipton
Dibs on the Enfield jungle carbine
Posted on 3/22/16 at 1:51 pm to joeytiger
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tell her it is for our family's protection
Same here. One for each of us. Plus a few extra for different situations and such. Safety fist
Posted on 3/22/16 at 1:52 pm to DeoreDX
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How do you tell your wife you've been sneaking around behind her back and buying guns
You don't. Got to sneak them in the safe while she is in the shower.
Posted on 3/22/16 at 2:06 pm to jdavid1
that's exactly what I do
Posted on 3/22/16 at 3:50 pm to jdavid1
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You don't. Got to sneak them in the safe while she is in the shower.
THIS. Men don't realize it but all of our guns look the same to her just like her shoes do to us. They just assume everytime they see you with a gun it is the same one. It's all good until the day you accidentally leave the safe door standing open and she peeks inside and realizes what is up.
Posted on 3/22/16 at 3:53 pm to jbgleason
My wife really has no idea as to how many guns that I own.
Well, actually I don't think I do either right now.
Need to count them up and see.
Well, actually I don't think I do either right now.
Need to count them up and see.
Posted on 3/22/16 at 4:28 pm to DeoreDX
My husband bought a shotgun and didn't tell me ... our son did. But he had an employee that worked for their family for YEARS, like FOREVER. Guy died and the family sold his guns to a gun dealer in the area and my husband thought it'd be neat to have it. I totally agreed.
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