Rando

His name.... was LucasP...

[quote]German people seem satisfied [/quote] My people have always had a habit of shocking the world. [img]https://i.gifer.com/fetch/w300-preview/df/dfe86830428463ae5aff3a308bdbfb2d.gif[/img]...

[quote]She passed away in 1989... [/quote] That's why I'm losing so much weight, I keep having to dig her up....

[quote]Bugs isn't morbidly obese, you disgusting behemoth. Uh, no offense.[/quote] The next time I'm pulling my sweaty girth off of and out of your mother, I'll try to care what her impotent limp wristed son thinks of me. Just kidding, I'll just step to the side so the other 400 dudes can ...

[quote]What Character Do You Identify With[/quote] Bugs bunny. Minus kissing dudes, I'm essentially bugs bunny with an office job and mild sex addiction....

[quote]Is there a character who cooks gumbo and thinks they do it really good, but in reality it sucks? [/quote] Have you been studying my insulting responses? You've really improved your replies the last few days. Cutting. Great references. Getting better Oweo. :lol: ETA: way ...

One of the strongest arguments in political theory is that of the opposing pendulum. The farther the pendulum swings in either direction, it will swing further still on its return. The roaring 20s gave birth to the 50s. The 50s gave birth to the 60s, the 60s birthed the 70s, 80s, and 90s... W...

[quote]I actually almost died during Isaac. Swear I was one beer away from alcohol poisoning.[/quote] [quote][b]Thoughts and prayers [/b][/quote] Keep them. Send beer....

I have never kept a job longer than 18 months without starting a second job part time and then transitioning to a different full-time job before the 2 year mark. I cannot stay in one place or one job for longer than that....

Just have your stove stainless dipped....

I actually almost died during Isaac. Swear I was one beer away from alcohol poisoning. :lol:...

I'll go back and ask eight year old me....

When your wife limp waddles after you put in work....

Can I have a 1ft block of it :lol:...

I spend every day at work like this. It's called having a savings. :lol:...

I know you're an aggie, but surely you can stop fellating other men long enough to drive to work like an adult....

I know the guy he moved in. Definition of a good guy. I knew him for a few years before ever realizing guice lived with him. He never even mentioned he was taking care of a kid who wasnt his own....

18 egg whites and 4 coronas. Long day....

I just don't keep guns that have any issues. It sounds silly, but when a clean well meaintained firearm fails to fire, feed, or eject, I sell it. I keep guns that work.the wife's m&p has never failed. It stays around. My smith ar15 had a few jams and I sold it. My kimber 1911 has so far...

[quote]How do you get up[/quote] Usually very drunkenly....