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The tires don't hurt, but leveling the truck is really what stops it from looking like an angry carp :lol:
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I keep mine at 77 and upstairs is 80 because no one lives there for now. If you need less than that you probably need to lose some weight.


How does it feel to move to texas and not be able to afford to run your AC?

I want you to know I lit a fire a while back in the fireplace with the AC running because I wanted to watch horror movies with the only ambient lighting being a fire.

re: Heather Graham at 55

Posted by X123F45 on 6/21/25 at 10:50 pm
At her best in scrubs

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Harry Morgan


Denying Iran nuclear weapons is a good thing, but quit sucking the jewish phallus.
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Making sure Iraq doesn't have WMDs is America first, wait a minute


Your argument doesn't work anymore because they actually did find wmds on more than one occasion. You see the issue is the US classifies all biological weapons As Weapons of Mass destruction, why? Because we have nukes and the closest thing that a lot of these shite show countries have to that are biological weapons.

Car full of guys almost hit me doing 30 as Ik stopped in traffic on perkins. I yelled a few choice words. Windows were down.

I end up in front of them about 30 seconds later. Three dudes jump out and leave the driver. I hopped out with a machete in one hand and my other rested on a gun on the seat.

Black dude looks up, sees me, busts out laughing and says "look at this white boy wilding out"

And then they proceed across traffic to the grocery store. Turns out they were just as pissed as the driver as I was. :lol:

Hit me with a "My bad!" And got back in the vehicle.


That was nearly 20 years ago and I still shake my head every time I pass that spot in the road.
The other day in costco in the fruit cooler, my toddler reached to grab a woman's... Well let's say rather shapely backside. He thankfully missed. And as I'm explaining to him you don't do that, she says hello to him.

I turned and said, "Sorry about that, I was just explaining why he..."

She snapped..."I was talking to the baby not you!"


My response may have crossed the lines of propriety, as soft enough so the kid didn't notice, "Listen here you fricking bitch, I was explaining to my son why he shouldn't grab your arse that you have hanging out for the world to see."


Her response was mouth wide open, few guys around averted their eyes, but an older couple who heard the entire exchange both looked at me and both nodded. I apologized to the older lady for cursing in front of her, something I avoid doing as best I can.

It made me incoherently angry. The gall of someone snapping at a father disciplining his child IN DEFENSE OF HER TRASHY arse.

re: Is this what women want?

Posted by X123F45 on 6/20/25 at 10:56 pm
When my wife snuggles into my chest, the hair goes up her nose. When she snuggles against my neck my beard goes into her nose.

Poor girl can't win.
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You realize this thread is about gun recommendations for a
smaller female that's unfamiliar and uncomfortable with guns, right?

We aren't talking about self defense options for the regular baw or redneck that posts here, dumbass


I realize there isn't a 9x19 cartridge commonly sold with the recoil he's describing.

My sister-in-law is 95lbs. I taught her to shoot. 9mm, even +p+ fired out of a polymer compact isn't that snappy.


Now 10mm buffalo bore in a glock 29sf... Sure.


Perhaps the women in Appalachia all have bone density issues.
I have a hamilton beach hand mixer that is at least 5 years older than I am.

I have a dish washer that's about 5 years younger. She's temperamental, rarely works, makes a lot of noise, isn't great at cleaning, and never polishes off things like she should.
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Lots of .380 options out there and they're compact enough to still be effective and most importantly not *too* light where they'll damn near break a wrist firing them


Jesus christ.

OP, go ask your question on the outdoor board. Didn't realize the OT was now populated with limpwristed fairies

Hammertime, where art thou in our hour of need?
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I told her to buy a semi-automatic youth model 20 gauge shotgun. My reasoning is that the size would be easier for a woman to handle and it would not kick too badly.


All youth models are small and light... Therefore they kick like a mule.

My 20 gauge pump with low brass from when I was a kid kicks worse than any other shotgun I own.
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process of passing.


If it takes long enough to be called a process... They never should have entered that lane.

You should always do two things at a greater speed than the flow of traffic, merging ONTO the highway AND passing.
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so are they making speeding legal in the left lane? Because that doesn’t give you much room


How do you people not understand that the peft lane is not for travel. It is for passing.

Use it. Then get back over.
I have never understood how they got so many things right: v8, column shift, 0 grav seats, granny first, massive brakes...

And then got so many things wrong: ugly as sin raked forward, outdated infotainment, detuned to maybe 30% power until 30 mph.

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How do you get away with regularly driving 90+?

And why?


Because in louisiana everyone else is passing me. :lol:


Accepting its shortcomings for the benefits of no cylinder shutoff, a transmission that doesn't break, and brakes all the size of 3/4 tons.

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What you think on those truck options I posted earlier?


I told you what to do.

191k miles this morning. Most of them at 90+ or redlining to get there.

Still no issues :lol:

Tows flatbed and 11k lbs of tractor/implements just fine when needed.
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Lord, that makes my wiener shrivel up like a shrunken turtle head.


I wish I were like you.

Maybe it's the viking DNA I didn't know was there until last year... But mine screams at me to screw her until she produces large crazy offspring capable of burning villages.
*looks down at penis*
I know what you're thinking, and the answer is no. we married crazy the last time we had crazy.