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re: Brisket steaks

Posted by X123F45 on 10/16/26 at 3:49 pm to
Idk, but I can tell you it is easy to go too far and get cat food consistency
...oh because you're too good for a Christmas tree cake

re: Homestead Exemption

Posted by X123F45 on 10/16/26 at 1:06 pm to
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Everyone should pay something.


Actually, everyone should pay nothing.

re: Happy Front Day Eve 2026

Posted by X123F45 on 10/16/26 at 6:12 am to
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Out of all the schticks on this site, this is the one that I will never be able to understand


It makes more sense if you envision it typed by Norman Bates.

re: Why do liberals love chelsea boots

Posted by X123F45 on 10/16/26 at 12:06 am to
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it’s either a lesbian or a feminine looking guy.


No one has ever said I look feminine. But I do love pussy and chelsea boots

re: Tesla Roadster Reveal Tonight

Posted by X123F45 on 10/16/26 at 12:04 am to
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It is unless you are driving an F1 car or a sport bike.


Street legal yxz flashed remains the highest revving thing I've ever driven.

11k rpm...for over 70 miles straight :lol:
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reminding many Quebecers


It's gotta be Quebecians right?


Quebeca

Keep that hard R out your mouth
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severley slow down blood flow, particularly in the throat, nose and eyes.


A buddy had a piece get him in the eye and it buried itself in the lid.

He was smart enough to duct tape his eyelid upward to stop any cornea injury, but the positioning held the eye lid slice open.

They flushed it, then immediately applied cocaine eye drops and possibly some sort of cocaine injection to the eyelid so they could sew it back together.

Best part? Guy was completely straight, wouldn't even touch caffeine, wouldn't eat chocolate. So cocaine remains the only drug he's ever done.
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Absolutely not. I want Greg Sankey kicked out of the SEC.


Well then let's run his Yankee arse out

re: How do you microwave your popcorn?

Posted by X123F45 on 10/14/26 at 12:54 pm to
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You know that slit of opening in the top of popcorn bagbthst steam is pouring out of when you pull the bag out of the microwave? Turn the bag upside down and shake it up and down. This unpopped kernels are small enough to fall out. Shake until no more come out, then open it up and pour out popcorn, free of unpopped kernels.


A fellow man of culture and science.


My LG upper oven has a popcorn button. It works very well

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CatfishJohn
I have dreams (nightmares) where I’m trying to protect my family from an intruder and I can only move in extreme slow motion


Have you tried lucid dreaming?

For me, I look in the mirror for inconsistency.

re: Rifle scope recommendations

Posted by X123F45 on 10/13/26 at 8:30 pm to
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Shooting under 300 yards


Shooting...what?

If deer, there's almost no scope you could choose from $200 on up that wouldn't let you shoot that far consistently and comfortably.

vortex diamondback $250

I spent the afternoon sighting one of these in on a .224 valk AR.

As always, I'm the limitation :lol: not the gun or the optic.
If Louisiana were to choose a firearm, there's really only one choice



The Stevens 22 long rifle. I would argue it has killed more deer in south Louisiana than any other firearm
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“Slytherin understands something about you that the other houses might miss. You don't merely want an answer. You want to reach your own conclusion, on your own terms, and you have very little patience for someone telling you what to think.”
“You respect demonstrated competence more than claimed authority. You'd rather challenge a room than pretend to agree with it. And while you clearly enjoy an argument, you seem especially satisfied when you can back your position with something concrete.”
“Your greatest strength? Independent judgment combined with practical intelligence.”
“Your greatest weakness? The possibility that winning the argument sometimes becomes more satisfying than understanding the other person.”
“Oh, yes. There's no question about it…”
SLYTHERIN!
“A Slytherin's determination, a Ravenclaw's curiosity, and just enough Gryffindor to make the professors regret admitting you.”
The scorpion Tabasco makes the best wing sauce.
I have quite a few early 2000s high school t shirts in there. But the oldest one is probably a hunting coat from my paw paw.

I have a picture of him wearing it standing beside his new 74 Ford truck :lol:
Were they in the garage with the door shut?

re: Holy shite.

Posted by X123F45 on 10/10/26 at 10:01 pm to
I have no idea how they didn't see the qb play

re: QB draw up the middle

Posted by X123F45 on 10/10/26 at 10:01 pm to
Crazy he didn't see it. A blind monkey could have seen it