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[quote]Look at the way people dressed for Mardi Gras parades back in the day... [/quote] This is actually how I dress for night parades. Slacks, button up, tie, cashmere sweater, top coat. We did it as a joke in college and it 1000% makes the experience better....

You think that's weird? You should see what I just ordered to have sent to your address...

There are probably 5-6k rounds of brass in the grass on the range at the house. ...

[quote]It’s funny how when I was 16, I could run a mile in six minutes. 36 years later, I take medicine for depression and I weigh 215 lbs. I have a great job with decent retirement. A good catholic and still can’t find single ladies.[/quote] Jesus christ. Man up. Have confidence. No on...

[quote]A fat dude can go to a bar every day for a year, and not find a single woman to go home with him. [/quote] Then he needs to learn to speak....

5ft for defense practice. 175 yards for showing off on the silhouettes :lol:...

My first puppy was from Elle may. She was a very sweet lady....

[quote]For men, appearance is less important, you can be a bit if a slob, and still marry well. As a result, men are less concerned with their own appearance. [/quote] Haven't shaved in a month. Currently wearing dad pants. Moccasins. And a polo. Waitress at lunch sitting next to me at th...

Me 22 her 17... I kind of knew. Me 13ish her 19. She was wrong for it, but I 100% took advantage of the fact that she was extremely upset from a bad breakup and she had to watch me for a week. I was consoling, tried to make her smile, and a little perverted. She ghosted our whole family for 6...

Been vertical dieting for roughly 8 months now. For health issues rather than calories. Slowly transitioning into cutting calories. Just concerned about lower gas producing foods. Standard potatoes seem to cause gas now, which has previously never been a concern. Other than that, feel a...

[quote]I reckon I am a yankee, we cook cornbread in a big cast iron skillet. Gonna have to examine my life now, everything seems like I've been living a lie.[/quote] The baw who said it is square is clearly an imposter and not to be trusted. Cornbread is round....

[quote]I guess I better rethink my uniform for the civil war re-enactments. I might get shot as a spy.[/quote] Or at least stabbed by a Cajun wearing pink. :lol: Oddly enough not the first time a cajun or Irishman stabbed a confederate soldier because he was itching for a fight and hadn't enc...

[quote]vaccines aren't magic forcefields. they don't stop transmission. they don't stop you from contracting the disease. they simply give you a better shot at fighting it. this doesn't require a link. a posteriori [/quote] Are you retarded...

...the post itself was the bump... ...

So where's this bump...

[quote]Unfortunately my transmission is going out and will have to purchase a used SUV soon. Occasionally my car will not go in reverse. Me and old Bessie have had a good ride.[/quote] Go buy 12 gallons of valvoline full syn dex merc trans fluid. Drain fluid. Measure what came out. Refill. ...

233k on 14. Did valve cover gaskets, plugs, and hoses at 200k. Do oil changes every 10k. Filter every 20k. Trans fluid drain and fill every 20k. Diffs and tcase every 50k. Taking it to Maine in a few weeks. 15.2 mpg average. :yack:...

[quote]With some, if you agree too much, they will become strangely attracted to someone new that doesn't agree with them[/quote] Ah, a wayward pup. When you agree, you must appear that you are agreeing not because she is right, but because the argument itself isn't something you feel you need...

Nb4 taco bell...

[quote]Like MJ said...."Winning has a price"[/quote] Poor bastard probably got reamed for her burning her own clothes with an iron. ...