Clyde Tipton

re: Have any of you heard of "vabbing?" Evidently it's a thing

Posted by Clyde Tipton on 3/20/25 at 12:45 pm

I've never been attracted to the smell of a vagina. I've run into normal smelling ones, ones I assumed were recently cleaned because they had little to no smell, and of course a stinker or two during my time.

Regardless of how any of them smelled, I'm washing my dick off in her bathroom sink when we're done.

re: BW Teal neighborhood pond

Posted by Clyde Tipton on 3/20/25 at 12:39 pm

They are beautiful this time of year.

I shot a stud full plum drake down South of Alexandria on the last day of the season quite a few years ago. I still regret not getting it mounted.

ETA: I should have clarified, last day of big duck season.

Outdoor Board

re: Court ends New York City's law allowing non-citizens to vote.

Posted by Clyde Tipton on 3/20/25 at 10:18 am

quote:
The law dealt with voting only in municipal elections in NYC. It did NOT apply to state or federal elections.

Oh, well if you say so then it makes me feel a lot better.

I'm sure none of them slipped through the cracks and voted in any election they weren't supposed to vote.

re: Leftist protest turns into an outdoor insane asylum.

Posted by Clyde Tipton on 3/19/25 at 4:54 pm

0:17 second mark. Gut behind girl in white beanie holding a sign...

Is that this guy???

re: We are being nickel and dimed to death.

Posted by Clyde Tipton on 3/19/25 at 3:28 pm

quote:
I will probably just never change this filter again.

I'm pro-filter.

I'm in Shreveport and our water is so shitty, our filter will clog before it expires. The filter at least makes it drinkable.

re: High school officials not happy with students' attempt to support a group of fellow humans

Posted by Clyde Tipton on 3/19/25 at 2:50 pm

quote:
wore shirts spelling out the n-word.

I've been spelling it wrong this whole time?

re: Fishing the Pacific Northwest

Posted by Clyde Tipton on 3/19/25 at 2:49 pm

Halibut is on my list of fish I want to catch. I've heard it tastes similar to flounder and a flat fish that size has to be a heck of a fight.

Outdoor Board

Mark Kelly selling his Tesla... Coincidence?

Posted by Clyde Tipton on 3/19/25 at 2:32 pm

Or did he know the plan to vandalize them ahead of time?

re: The Trump/Putin Conversation had an interesting topic

Posted by Clyde Tipton on 3/19/25 at 2:29 pm

quote:

Winner gets Ukraine

You have to put more skin than that in the game...

Winner gets Greenland, loser get Ukraine.

re: Weekly Egg Update

Posted by Clyde Tipton on 3/19/25 at 10:52 am

re: 'The bat looks like a corn dog in his hands'

Posted by Clyde Tipton on 3/19/25 at 10:50 am

My favorite from last night...

"Maybe the astronauts returning home would have had a shot at catching that Jared Jones home run." :lol:

Tiger Rant

re: Caitlyn Jenner from the top rope on Tim Walz.

Posted by Clyde Tipton on 3/19/25 at 10:47 am

Well, he's a male olympian, so...

re: SIAP: Judge Falsifies USAID Origins in Anti-Trump Order Rebuking ‘Unconstitutional’

Posted by Clyde Tipton on 3/18/25 at 4:42 pm

He has a family member who works for some organization that gets money from USAID.

Book it.

re: White Glamour Model Identifies As Black

Posted by Clyde Tipton on 3/18/25 at 3:15 pm

quote:

Tits out for Harambe?

re: Today, March 18 is National Awkward Moments Day. Care to Share?

Posted by Clyde Tipton on 3/18/25 at 10:42 am

quote:
my wife's soiled panties

Define soiled...

Like poop, or a cum rag of sorts?

re: Today, March 18 is National Awkward Moments Day. Care to Share?

Posted by Clyde Tipton on 3/18/25 at 10:13 am

Awkward for her, me only sort of...

My wife trying to sound smart telling the next door neighbor that she doesn't like baby names that are alliterations. They were discussing another family who had recently had a kid named, lets say, "Sean Smith".

Me standing behind her knowing both the neighbor's kids had the intials G. G.. :rotflmao: