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Haha, "you are white, so that itself is racist" You will never hear a guy from Africa calling an American racist, just the idiots we have here ...
You're too "African American". Like what fricking Africa did you come here from that you're an actual African American? "I grew up in the bad part of town". Guess what bitch, the bad part of town for them means your head gets separated from your body. ...

re: Describe your 2020

Posted by Hammertime on 1/1/21 at 4:17 am
God damn, chicken let this website go to shite. Old fartz would've ripped me to shredz Edit: This was like two years ago. What a bunch of pussies now. So soft ...

re: Describe your 2020

Posted by Hammertime on 1/1/21 at 4:10 am
frick you guy. I'll eat your chlamydia for breakfast *praise Jesus for spell check ...

re: Describe your 2020

Posted by Hammertime on 1/1/21 at 4:06 am
35 years old Made lots of money for my company Worked many overtime hours They thanked me by putting me on jobs that were too complicated for anyone else to do Doubled my salary even though I got furloughed Made thrice my salary on the stock market and fixxer uppers in Metairie Got my chick...
You sound like a guy that would scam a bunch of people out of a bunch of money. We can meet up and spend some time talking this out. I'm heading to Lamplighter in Metairie. *I'm here now*. Tell me where you're at, and we can figure out whose the most trailer trash via a drunk grammar competition. ...
No dude, that means he got pulled over and didn't tell them he had something on him. Have you ever dealt with Covington PD? Basically anything from weed to heroin can be schedule 1 depending on what the department classifies it as. Covington PD tried to get me with assault on an officer and took my ...
These guys won't get what they deserved, which was to be bleeding out on the concrete on the scene. It would've been nice had someone come and finished them off. I'm still very appreciative of what MPD has done over my life (even though they arrested me a couple of times). I wanna remind everyon...

re: I need to buy Microsoft Office

Posted by Hammertime on 9/20/19 at 4:13 pm
I bought a hard copy of Office earlier this year ...

re: Houston Flood Event Check-In

Posted by Hammertime on 9/20/19 at 11:14 am
Modelo ftmfw :cheers:...
Only 10 emails in my personal inbox. 22 in my work one. I created a folder that I called "Corporate Emails" in my Outlook, and all of the emails I get from corporate go in there. Keeps the clutter down. It has 271 unread. I don't ever read them, and delete them every couple of months ...

re: Buy me a truck

Posted by Hammertime on 9/20/19 at 9:22 am
[quote]There is some kind of whistling noise in the cab when I go 35-40ish mph[/quote]Forgot about the whistling noise in mine. It seems like a vacuum leak to me, because it does it at all speeds when I hit the gas ...

re: Buy me a truck

Posted by Hammertime on 9/19/19 at 10:49 pm
[quote]The Coyote is a fantastic motor[/quote]The problem is the transmission they put behind it. For some reason, it works with the other engines, but not the 5.0 I own a F150, have spent like a month and a half in a Ram Classic, and two weeks in a Silverado. The Ram easily wins. OP, you'd p...
Wtf is Eminem doing nowadays that he's making $50MM/yr?...
Live your own life. Do what you want. frick everyone else ...
[quote]What would someone do with a 100' tower on a residential property anyway?[/quote]Fire watch ...
[quote]Women who are taken, but crave attention[/quote]Aka every woman ...
Do you get free plane Wi-Fi? ...
Good breeding stock right there. I would've taken a bribe ...
[quote]wow, he's really fallen, prayers sent[/quote]He's worth $400MM. He does what he wants. I think he has his hand in a bunch of companies like Magic Johnson. The General would let a broke arse be in his commercials ...