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re: How do you tell your wife you've been sneaking around behind her back...

Posted on 3/22/16 at 4:37 pm to
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 3/22/16 at 4:37 pm to
Posted by jdavid1
Member since Jan 2014
2639 posts
Posted on 3/22/16 at 5:17 pm to
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Men don't realize it but all of our guns look the same to her just like her shoes do to us


Unfortunately, my wife goes to shoot with me a good bit. She will notice a new one every now and then, and ask about it. I say the same thing every time. "No babe, this is one of my dad's old guns". She still thinks my Tavor is my dad's old gun.
Posted by CamdenTiger
Member since Aug 2009
65806 posts
Posted on 3/22/16 at 5:31 pm to
Just say you were cheating on her with another woman, it will take the sting out....
Posted by nvcowboyfan
James Turner Street, Birmingham,UK
Member since Nov 2007
2992 posts
Posted on 3/22/16 at 5:38 pm to
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my Tavor is my dad's old gun


LOL
My dad was TOTALLY into bullpups also
Posted by BFIV
Virginia
Member since Apr 2012
8885 posts
Posted on 3/22/16 at 9:34 pm to
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Dibs on the Enfield jungle carbine




And I thought that I was the only person in here who covets those jungle carbines...
Posted by 4X4DEMON
NWLA
Member since Dec 2007
11957 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 12:25 pm to
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My husband bought a shotgun and didn't tell me ... our son did. But he had an employee that worked for their family for YEARS, like FOREVER. Guy died and the family sold his guns to a gun dealer in the area and my husband thought it'd be neat to have it. I totally agreed.


My kids rat me out on everything. Lil bastards. My wife knows guns and keeps up with the finances so hiding it, for me, isn't an option. My dad would always take the gun out back and "rough it up" a little bit then straight face tell mom that he'd had it for years. He's surprised she finally noticed it.
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