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The Jeep rubber ducky thing..

Posted on 9/14/26 at 7:48 am
Posted by LSUballs
Member since Feb 2008
40466 posts
Posted on 9/14/26 at 7:48 am
I've been aware that Jeep people ride around with a shitload of rubber ducks on their dash for quite some time. I've never bothered to try to find out the rhyme or reason for it. I just wrote them off as weirdos. However, yesterday Hertz gave me a Jeep Rubicon as a rental because they were out of trucks. This morning I go to get the thing from the hotel parking garage and on the door handle sits a yellow rubber duck. Is this how the weird Jeep people acquire thier rubber ducks? Was the weirdo Jeeper hiding and watching me to see what I do with it? Speaking of, what do I do with it? Do I invoke the murderous ghost of John Willys if I throw it out? So many questions..
This post was edited on 9/14/26 at 7:50 am
Posted by TheOcean
#honeyfriedchicken
Member since Aug 2004
46847 posts
Posted on 9/14/26 at 7:49 am to
Only lesbians drive jeeps
Posted by tzimme4
Metairie
Member since Jan 2008
34125 posts
Posted on 9/14/26 at 7:51 am to
Those people are weidos. Throw that crap on the ground.
Posted by bushwacker
youngsville
Member since Feb 2010
4019 posts
Posted on 9/14/26 at 7:51 am to
yeah very strange. we had one as a rental once too. same thing with the ducks, and also the waves. very goofy if you ask me. i did not partake.
Posted by cgrand
HAMMOND
Member since Oct 2009
51112 posts
Posted on 9/14/26 at 7:52 am to
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Throw that crap on the ground
that would be littering. Just put it on another jeeps door handle
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
151778 posts
Posted on 9/14/26 at 7:53 am to
quote:

Speaking of, what do I do with it?
draw dickbutts all over it and put it on another jeep
Posted by CarRamrod
Spurbury, VT
Member since Dec 2006
58640 posts
Posted on 9/14/26 at 7:53 am to
quote:

Throw that crap on the ground.
littering and....?
This post was edited on 9/14/26 at 7:54 am
Posted by tigerinexile
The greatest parish
Member since Sep 2004
1712 posts
Posted on 9/14/26 at 7:53 am to
Good chance that thing has been in or near a rectum I’d toss it.
Posted by Hateradedrink
Member since May 2023
4253 posts
Posted on 9/14/26 at 7:53 am to
People like weird things and do whatever they like. You like bitching about ducks on a message board, freak.
This post was edited on 9/14/26 at 7:54 am
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
21444 posts
Posted on 9/14/26 at 7:54 am to
This makes me think of a joke from many years ago about a duck, young love and a couple of dollars.
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
78610 posts
Posted on 9/14/26 at 7:54 am to
Jeep culture is almost as cringe as stoner culture.
Posted by TigerV
Member since Feb 2007
3107 posts
Posted on 9/14/26 at 7:59 am to
Had a grand Cherokee with ton of issues (shocking I know). All covered under warranty and every time I brought it in for service at checkout they would give me another duck. My daughter has a crap ton of them in her room now
Posted by ArmyHogs
Your mom's house
Member since Feb 2012
10896 posts
Posted on 9/14/26 at 7:59 am to
My daughters loved putting ducks on other jeeps and had fun with it. It’s nowhere near as weird as what yall try to make it out to be. But lifting your trucks and having truck nuts isn’t cringe lol
Posted by terriblegreen
Spokane, LA
Member since Aug 2011
12658 posts
Posted on 9/14/26 at 7:59 am to
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Hertz gave me a Jeep Rubicon as a rental


Do you like boys all of a sudden?
Posted by 4Bagger
Member since Jan 2025
850 posts
Posted on 9/14/26 at 7:59 am to
Grown men with ducks on their dash is the worst.
Posted by RichJ
The Land of the CoonAss
Member since Nov 2016
6290 posts
Posted on 9/14/26 at 8:00 am to
Probably has something to do with Texas A&M, and gayism...
Posted by BDPops85
Member since Mar 2020
501 posts
Posted on 9/14/26 at 8:06 am to
More perplexing is the need to powder coat & color coordinate EVERYTHING on them.
Posted by Wayne Campbell
Aurora, IL
Member since Oct 2011
7525 posts
Posted on 9/14/26 at 8:06 am to
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But lifting your trucks and having truck nuts isn’t cringe lol


Both of those things are regularly and rightfully lambasted on this forum.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
151778 posts
Posted on 9/14/26 at 8:06 am to
quote:

But lifting your trucks and having truck nuts isn’t cringe lol

quote:

having truck nuts
peak red-blooded American Bawism

Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
141713 posts
Posted on 9/14/26 at 8:06 am to
It's the most lesbian thing ever
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