re: The Jeep rubber ducky thing..

It goes to extremes. One guy I see regularly out and about has his name instead of "Jeep" on the back of his Jeep. As far as I can tell, this is his entire personality. Ducks, no doors, no top, loud music, customized name on the back of the Jeep. It's weird, it's cringe, and honestly us squares will never understand...nor would we want to. Our dependable vehicles can only hope to one day infect us with the comradery that all lesbians and dude bros have latched on to, save for the months out of the year when it's in the shop.