tigerinexile

If that string touches the bathroom floor I have to throw them away

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After completing the vile act, Snow used two dog toys to “clean up semen off of himself” and to “clean semen off the floor.” The items Snow grabbed from a shelf were described in criminal complaints as “medium-sized Lamb Chop dog chews

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He must have a prostate the size of milk jug if he had to use all that to clean up.

They’re putting something in that coffee it’s the only explanation

Boots, I have lost count of how many pairs of boots I have.

I have a mixture of both male and female doctors. My female doctors usually keep the schedule moving and or for the most part on time. My male gp on the other hand, in spite of owning a collection of Rolex watches, is at least an hour behind all day.

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Isn't she like 19? You think those are fake?

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I graduated high school in the 80s with 3 girls that got tits for a graduation present. I can believe that it’s still a thing now.

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I just mean the fact that sex between consenting adults is legal unless someone is getting paid. I can't think of any other service that is only illegal if someone is getting paid

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The government would probably leave them alone if they charged sales tax for the extra service.

He probably had to ride in two pirogues to get to work.

I’m old as dirt and I prefer natural light, earbuds all day and out the door at 5:00.

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All I got to show for it is crawfish, a few parades and high car insurance

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None of that is worth staying for if you’re miserable

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Boiled peanuts are soggy and gross. I don’t know how anyone likes them

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If rather eat the bag they come in.