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Texas A&M Mom has an important question for other Aggie parents about dorm life

Posted on 8/11/26 at 2:39 pm
Posted by tiggerthetooth
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Posted on 8/11/26 at 2:39 pm
Posted by TheOcean
#honeyfriedchicken
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Posted on 8/11/26 at 2:42 pm to
Good thing for her she sent her boy to A&M. He can't get another man pregnant
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
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Posted on 8/11/26 at 2:43 pm to
Get him some PrEP
Posted by CatfishJohn
Member since Jun 2020
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Posted on 8/11/26 at 2:44 pm to
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He can't get another man pregnant


AIDS though, AIDS
Posted by SonicAndBareKnuckles
Member since Jun 2018
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Posted on 8/11/26 at 2:44 pm to
She needs to pack a box of tissues and a bottle of lotion.
Posted by Beessnax
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Posted on 8/11/26 at 2:46 pm to
You can tell how naive she is. Probably has been a good and faithful wife and is now just worried about her son.
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
26691 posts
Posted on 8/11/26 at 2:47 pm to
121 lbs. sound about right for A&M twink
This post was edited on 8/11/26 at 2:47 pm
Posted by BU Bear In BR
NOLA
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Posted on 8/11/26 at 2:48 pm to
Make sure to get the right size for his boyfriend too
Posted by LSUFanHouston
NOLA
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Posted on 8/11/26 at 2:49 pm to
Do they make gay condoms?
Posted by Stevo
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 8/11/26 at 2:50 pm to
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He can't get another man pregnant


these days, you never know.
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 8/11/26 at 2:53 pm to
Always a great thing to do is be safe when doing meth and banging dudes
Posted by Shexter
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Posted on 8/11/26 at 2:53 pm to
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Hugh G. Rection


Posted by OWLFAN86
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Posted on 8/11/26 at 2:54 pm to
theres no hope for this kid
Posted by SallysHuman
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Posted on 8/11/26 at 2:55 pm to
That has got to be fake...
Posted by High C
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Posted on 8/11/26 at 2:56 pm to
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You can tell how naive she is. Probably has been a good and faithful wife and is now just worried about her son.


Yep, thinking that the kid’s size/body weight has anything at all to do with what size condom he needs.

Also, don’t they just have regular and “magnum?”
Posted by Breauxsif
Washington
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Posted on 8/11/26 at 3:00 pm to
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That has got to be fake...

It's Texas A&M so............
Posted by Gifman
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Posted on 8/11/26 at 3:03 pm to
This sounds like an mmmmbeer post
Posted by soccerfüt
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Posted on 8/11/26 at 3:05 pm to
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Good thing for her she sent her boy to A&M. He can't get another man pregnant
Her boy is an A&M freshman who weighs 121 lbs.

He ain’t nowhere close to getting anything pregnant.
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
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Posted on 8/11/26 at 3:06 pm to
Of course.
Posted by CatfishJohn
Member since Jun 2020
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Posted on 8/11/26 at 3:11 pm to
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hinking that the kid’s size/body weight has anything at all to do with what size condom he needs.



Are you a short king?

I'd imagine there's some correlation to the height and, you know, that...right?

121 lbs I bet that kid is no taller than 5'7"
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