SallysHuman

re: What's the first lesson you learned?

Posted by SallysHuman on 9/10/26 at 5:39 pm to braves21

When you're sent out to pick your own switch for a beating, don't pick a thin one, it'll cut you and draw blood.

Sticks and stones might break your bones but the buckle on stepdad's belt will frick you up.

Life lessons learned by the age of six.

re: Zelensky's plane almost hit by drone in Moldova with him and wife on board

Posted by SallysHuman on 9/9/26 at 8:28 pm to DatGuy6967

Maybe it will help him consider pursuing peace.

Maybe the next drone will be closer.

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re: South Park officially renamed South America.

Posted by SallysHuman on 9/8/26 at 8:53 pm to RobbBobb

quote:
A park is just a designated recreational area, not an actual jurisdiction being re-named

Oh my… it’s funny because it IS silly and a nonsensical take on renaming, and I don’t even LIKE South Park.

Its also probably definitely the libtard writer’s dig too- but one can still see the kernel of humor without dissecting the ways its stupid. It IS stupid. That’s the gag.

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re: South Park officially renamed South America.

Posted by SallysHuman on 9/8/26 at 1:06 pm to BU Bear In BR

quote:
If you don't think this is funny, you're just as much of a snowflake as the liberals y'all like to make fun of

I think the renaming premise is funny.

I'm dead sure the show will continue to be dog poo.

Even their lefty fans got tired of the schtick last season or two.

re: After 9/11, documents suggest, New Yorkers were misled about air quality

Posted by SallysHuman on 9/8/26 at 1:04 pm to Bobby OG Johnson

quote:
It was a different time with different people

That grown adults now don't have memory of.

It *was* different, my 26yr old daughter or her friends won't understand that though.

They will probably eat up news-to-us reports of air quality concerns.

Practically speaking, what mile radius of evacuation and for how long would have been needed? Was it *at all* even feasible?

re: South Park officially renamed South America.

Posted by SallysHuman on 9/8/26 at 12:52 pm to BoomerandSooner

It's funny.

The renaming spree, no matter where you land on the issue, is objectively fair fodder for comedy.

re: After 9/11, documents suggest, New Yorkers were misled about air quality

Posted by SallysHuman on 9/8/26 at 12:40 pm to Wally Sparks

While the people have the right know... anytime, period... I find it interesting that the muzzie wishes to release such information specifically for the 25th anniversary in "commemoration".

Not unseen footage, firsthand accounts, first responder information.... but a document stating the government lied about air quality.

Again- people should know, but the timing is interesting.

re: Seattle police now referring to "shooters" as "trigger pullers."

Posted by SallysHuman on 9/8/26 at 5:34 am to BoomerandSooner

PETF

People Experiencing Twitchy Fingers.

LWH

Landscaping Weapon Holders

PIWAS

Persons Involved With Auto Switches

re: GMT

Posted by SallysHuman on 9/8/26 at 5:31 am to Armymann50

Good morning everyone!

Happy Tuesday!

:nana:

re: AI Google Gemini ChatGPT Grok: it’s not okay to hate Mohammed but it’s okay to hate Jesus

Posted by SallysHuman on 9/7/26 at 9:32 pm to Ailsa

So I asked ChatGPT .. here’s what it said

re: So women have you in their phone as a code name

Posted by SallysHuman on 9/7/26 at 9:22 pm to teke184

quote:
He’s the one with a ring for you, I’m guessing.

No idea. Probably. I annoy him.. he’s family.

re: So women have you in their phone as a code name

Posted by SallysHuman on 9/7/26 at 9:22 pm to GruntbyAssociation

quote:
As in Mookie Blaylock?

An interesting nickname for a dude once called schmookie poo. :lol:

re: Renewing old post

Posted by SallysHuman on 9/7/26 at 6:26 pm to Leopard7

Perhaps?

Help Board

re: Mamdani gives honorary 9/11 pen to lawyer who represented terrorist

Posted by SallysHuman on 9/7/26 at 6:25 pm to moosehound

Was 9/11 not ALREADY a city-wide day of remembrance?

After 24 years no one did that?

Really?

re: The New Space Force Uniforms Will Trigger the Left and the Nega-Trumpers

Posted by SallysHuman on 9/7/26 at 8:14 am to Drizzt

quote:
Like Hugo Boss designed it.

ISWYDT

:lol:

re: So women have you in their phone as a code name

Posted by SallysHuman on 9/7/26 at 7:52 am to Rouge

There’s a dude in my phone under the moniker Hot Stuff.

There’s another called Mookie

There’s another called Bilbo

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re: Anti-Israel Left Calls Hakeem Jeffries an 'AIPAC Monkey'

Posted by SallysHuman on 9/5/26 at 8:14 pm to uggabugga

Uh oh.

Let’em fight.

Oohh oohh ahh ahh!

re: Stand Your Ground: Florida woman NOT charged in parking lot shooting

Posted by SallysHuman on 9/4/26 at 7:31 pm to TigerFanatic99

quote:
I'm on team "he had what was coming to him".

I think the difference is we recognize he had it coming and won’t go out and makes fools of ourselves protesting and rioting.

(Correct) inference being were the roles reversed, it’d immediately become a hate crime crump sharpton riot.