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Ritz crackers, Coke Zero.

Sleepy today. :snoozer:
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Sorry for the delay, was at the animal hospital with our dog all weekend.


I hope your dog is okay.

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They just ooze pharisee to me and I've never gotten along with folks like that.


I only know a handful of SBC... My aunt and uncle being two of them- those two are definitely hypocrites and pharisees. I figured it was just them though. :lol:
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Be right back....


Wait, wait... you forgot these!

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All because that Asian gas station owner was acquitted


When their weaves grow out, their nails grow dull, and their tarantula lashes become unglued.... they'll be back with the quickness.

Black women hate their own reflection more than they could ever hate "Asians".

Once their looks are "refreshed"... they aren't messing around in a hot kitchen- they'll be back at the restaurants in no time.

Much to the dismay of Asians everywhere.



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How could you not be ashamed of yourself if you were a Democrat?


I wanna know if any of the acts that pulled out of America's Birthday went and performed at this sad show. I hate to admit it, but there is *some* talent on the dark side.
That is embarrassing.. was this held at a nursing home?

Low energy. The lowest. No one's ever seen such low energy. It's sad really, when you think about it. :lol:
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Narax


Excellent takedown, I have nothing to add but :cheers:

re: GMT

Posted by SallysHuman on 6/15/26 at 6:48 am to
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Very close to crawling back into bed.


I'd say resist the urge... but if YOU, our wonderful cheerleader of the morning, are tired, I believe you- get some caffeine in you stat, then snooze til it kicks in. :cheers:

re: GMT

Posted by SallysHuman on 6/15/26 at 6:44 am to
Good morning, everyone!

Hope everyone's Monday treats them well. :nana:
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Stay outta n Charleston for your health


I had family that *had* to live there for about 6mo... it was everything you'd expect and more. They were happy when it was time to shag arse back to the upstate. :lol:

It was an enriching experience.
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What acts did you participate while in this bed, describe your role and reactions please. Again, details…


I got worked over good.
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Which of the three was you?


Petite… 5’, 97lbs

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Never mind that the midlands of SC get ridiculously hot in the summer.


Can’t argue with that. Feels like was at least 114°… last night it took my ac forever to get us down to sleeping temperatures.
Why are you crapping on Aiken?

:ahh:

Upstate is lovely but growing WAY to fast.
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Do Lesbians really get mad when a man uses the word "moist" in a sentence?


Hell, I thought everyone did. :lol:
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Let’s delve more in to the “in bed” part…


A queen size bed can fit a petite lady, an average lady, and an Amazonian princess.
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Let’s be honest women look a whole lot better naked than we do.


True… but there’s definitely something missing.
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What is it about Subaru's?


No idea… we didn’t talk a lot about cars.
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YOUR ONE OF THEM LESBIANS !!!


Grab the pitchforks!!!
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I need this to be you right now.


I’m working on it. :lol:

Details… girls kiss nice. Boobs are fun for everyone. The butch ones try to be manly in bed, the girlie ones are gentle and more snuggly skin contact. Lemme drink more.

re: Halfway through June

Posted by SallysHuman on 6/14/26 at 9:33 pm to
I haven’t observed much yuck this year, thank goodness.

I think we’re successfully starting to push that back into the proverbial closet.