Fat and Happy

Ghingus Khan When he was drinking from the skulls of his enemy and impregnating so many random women that 3% of the worlds population can be traced back to him...

If i take the wording out of a smutty book and put it into an audio player, i garuntee you that everyone will listen. Talking about throbbing members and putting P in the V will have captive audiences ...

2 things. 1: the employees is a stupid mutha FK’r and will now go to prison over curly fries 2: the customer learned a very valuable lesson about running your mouth and talking to people just any old way and acting like a dip shite...

Well, my grandmother and her whole side of her family is from South Africa and then they have people from Greece and the islands around that area So, I just want to let everyone know that I’m 1/4th African American. Don’t hate me cause i understand the rules. I didn’t make the game up. My f...

I know that was scary but the best part about this is that she was with the dogs and she would have been perfectly fine. If anything, the dog would have never left her side or ended up walking her back home...

This is funny but this is gonna happen for real. Women are about to legit completely lose their own sports. Can’t even stand up against what’s obviously gonna happen. Guys can make it professionally by just dressing as a women and playing a sport they are good in....

Every single night of the year. I can’t sleep without a fan moving air in my room. I get wayyyyyy too hot if the fan is not on...

Unalived men don’t talk....

That’s stupid. Not once, ever, have i said man i sure wish i didn’t have my pool. The kids have a blast swimming in it. It’s amazing to jump in after cutting the grass. Had bitches naked in it. Pool parties with friends over. You cray to want to get rid of it...

Because they are one of a few companies that can handle the volume of products needed for that many events. It’s much easier to pay one company versus every event pay random local people....

I will put pads on and do Oklahoma drill against her. If she can’t bring the hits, then I’m all for it...

Having a cartel in the neighborhood is gonna be way more valuable than a HOA...

This will cause the media to actually care about the crossing of the border...

Kids on a leash sounds like a 90s rock band...

He is gonna get stupidly investigated. His profits will get put on hold by the SEC for a while and even then if they allow him to even have it...

I loved all the pool time this summer but I’m quite tired of it being hit during the day. Just need a break for several months is all...

Wtf is she wearing? And the most comical part is that whatever that is is probably really expensive ...

If there is a chance to get additional federal funding, you gotta capitalize and send up the bat signal for state of emergencies ...

Probably be fun to drive once. No desire to own it...

Oh yes, absolutely. Love those things. Keeps me from having sinus issues all year long....