re: Texas A&M Mom has an important question for other Aggie parents about dorm life

I’m sorry but how absolutely pathetic of a son is this kid? Can an 18-19 year old not take care of themselves anymore?

Mom, this will be easy, send some extra socks with him, those will catch all of his essential juices.

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He can't get another man pregnant

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try telling that to a democrat

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Are you a short king?

I'd imagine there's some correlation to the height and, you know, that...right?

121 lbs I bet that kid is no taller than 5'7"

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I can't tell if you're naive or if this is a "I've never watched midget porn" flex.

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I can't tell if you're naive or if this is a "I've never watched midget porn" flex.

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Both?

I've also never googled the relationship of height to this. It seems intuitive that Oliver Rioux and Bono are proportional to their heights.

But I really don't know

Also, I'd imagine midgets are different that a short normal person. Their proportions are fricked.

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Short folks are downvoting my first post hard

I haven’t been 121lbs since probably 5th or 6th grade.

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Does any teenager talk to their parents about sex?

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Of course. My daughter doesn't like it when I talk about it but she is now fully aware of the dangers of precum. Me and the boys will talk about pretty much anything.

We've gone from 17 year olds lying about their age to storm Normandy to moms packing condoms for you in your dorm

Just from experience in locker rooms and having to take the occasional shower with other guys after practices, I’ve seen some really short/small guys with absolute lunkers and some really big/tall guys not really working with much at all.

That was the whole basis for my initial post, and this shite is feeling creepy now.

Do they know they’re universally known for being the gay school in the SEC?

We don’t universally call any other school or fan base gay the way we do about them. It’s hilarious