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re: Texas A&M Mom has an important question for other Aggie parents about dorm life

Posted on 8/11/26 at 7:59 pm to
Posted by jasonbr1975
Lafayette, LA
Member since Sep 2024
2831 posts
Posted on 8/11/26 at 7:59 pm to
Legitimate question to me. Son, no girlfriend, at A&M. Definitely need them for that boy on boy action!
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
26693 posts
Posted on 8/11/26 at 8:00 pm to
Mom should get a banana and they can practice putting condom on together
Posted by Everyday Is Saturday
Member since Dec 2025
2766 posts
Posted on 8/11/26 at 9:40 pm to
I can see the big Texas city suburb and its manicured main ways and neighborhood entrances, beautiful signs, probably named Hidden Oasis or similar…Mom, all loving, caring and protective…from corporate ilk, Dad a VP of name your Co or Inc has dedicated herself be there for her children, unlike her own father…beating the cognitive behavioral therapy like a drum, she takes the decision to make the post…

Backdrop: next door neighbor in cul de sac swaps wives, other next door neighbor is ex pat from Australia who is on his 2nd marriage…

Because the high school, 4,500 students, has everything…they have high self esteem, but in actuality narrow social connections. It creates its own norms. Within, these questions flow and get answered with righteous and genuine helpfulness. In this sphere, this type of question is free of judgment.

Outside, in the real world, the VP Dad, Zoloft saturated Mom and condom for son discussion are not even things.

And this is one pathway example of how this comes to be and A&M Yell Leaders make sense to some.

In most high schools, this would have / should have been beaten out of them in 8th grade (ahem, conditioned). Kidding. But, this is new reality. especially in big and life / death dependent competitive TX burbs.

Pity. For too many.
This post was edited on 8/11/26 at 10:01 pm
Posted by Sofaking2
Member since Apr 2023
22797 posts
Posted on 8/11/26 at 9:44 pm to
Posted by Gee Grenouille
Member since Jul 2018
8836 posts
Posted on 8/11/26 at 10:01 pm to
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I'd imagine there's some correlation to the height and, you know, that...right?


I’m 5 feet tall. I just googled average erect then measured using my MiLs seamstress tape(we’re still at their house from supper). I’m one inch longer than average. Apparently these things aren’t directly proportional.
Posted by Gee Grenouille
Member since Jul 2018
8836 posts
Posted on 8/11/26 at 10:03 pm to
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Does any teenager talk to their parents about sex?


Our house has always been the hangout. I started buying them by the gross from Amazon when he was about 14.
Posted by JasonDBlaha
Woodlands, Texas
Member since Apr 2023
5384 posts
Posted on 8/11/26 at 10:18 pm to
Millennials have failed miserably at parenting. One of the worst generations of parents ever.
This post was edited on 8/12/26 at 9:06 am
Posted by thejudge
Westlake, LA
Member since Sep 2009
15279 posts
Posted on 8/11/26 at 10:18 pm to
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Do they make gay condoms?


Studded.

For traction in the mud
Posted by Everyday Is Saturday
Member since Dec 2025
2766 posts
Posted on 8/11/26 at 10:24 pm to
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started buying them by the gross from Amazon when he was about 14.


Seen this one more than once…

Two parents working, subpar parenting team (not aligned, together in approach and on high parenting together priorities), raising kids not in top 5 priorities, present for kids as convenient in life, attend kids activities but that smart phone has more appeal, etc.

Good luck.


This post was edited on 8/11/26 at 10:25 pm
Posted by ChatGPT of LA
Member since Mar 2023
8341 posts
Posted on 8/11/26 at 10:25 pm to
How what why when....would you ask that question. You gonna ask another mom how big a rubber should be? How the frick does that pertaining to your kid?
If someone else's kid wears a size 10 shoe, does that mean you'll buy your son 10s

fricking moronic idiotic woman

Posted by livinforgmday
Member since Dec 2014
360 posts
Posted on 8/11/26 at 10:36 pm to
Maybe she's worried he will get pregnant.
Posted by Wishnitwas1998
where TN, MS, and AL meet
Member since Oct 2010
65026 posts
Posted on 8/11/26 at 11:34 pm to
The absurdities of this story aside I am totally baffled by how ridiculous these college freshman moms have gotten, they act as if they are sending their kids to the first day of 6th grade not fricking college, though idk why I'm surprised

Hell when I left for school 20 years ago I sort felt like I was pampered bc my dad was nice enough to let me use his enclosed trailer to haul my furniture down there that I then had to get buddies help me unload once there. I had to go to Walmart and buy all the shite I needed which thanks to dad's credit I feel ridiculous even pretending to bitch about that. These idiots prolly pay movers to move their college sons, wild times

I mean god help me I had to actually go to the electric company office and get the power bill put into my name, would these kids be able to even conceive of such requirements?
This post was edited on 8/11/26 at 11:37 pm
Posted by lsugorilla
PNW
Member since Sep 2009
6769 posts
Posted on 8/11/26 at 11:40 pm to
He might not have a dad.
And she is trying to be there for her son.
Why is this funny?
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Baw Land
Member since Sep 2017
15214 posts
Posted on 8/11/26 at 11:43 pm to
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121 lbs


I didn’t know Kyler Murray was re-enrolling as a freshman at A&M again.
This post was edited on 8/11/26 at 11:44 pm
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
31080 posts
Posted on 8/12/26 at 5:31 am to
He needs extra socks not condoms
Posted by makersmark1
earth
Member since Oct 2011
22017 posts
Posted on 8/12/26 at 5:35 am to
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…and all of it dick.


Ava Gardner said of Frank Sinatra, “he weighs about 120 pounds, but it is all dick.”
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
34063 posts
Posted on 8/12/26 at 5:47 am to
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You can tell how naive she is. Probably has been a good and faithful wife and is now just worried about her son.

Married a tiny package and birthed another one
Posted by MRTigerFan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
7573 posts
Posted on 8/12/26 at 6:01 am to
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Probably has been a good and faithful wife and is now just worried about her son

If that was true then this is something you let dad handle. No, this post screams "clueless single mom" to me.
Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
21191 posts
Posted on 8/12/26 at 6:17 am to
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I'd imagine there's some correlation to the height and, you know, that...right?


There’s not, actually.

A 5’6 dude could have a 7 incher and a 6’6 dude could have a 5.

Average is around 5.5” erect. No matter the height.
Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
21191 posts
Posted on 8/12/26 at 6:20 am to
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And she is trying to be there for her son. Why is this funny?


It’s cautious of his mom to do this, but it’s not helpful.

Kid could be sent off to war at this age, and he’s expected to be an independent college student building the foundation for his adult life.

Yet, he’s too inept to go buy condoms?

You can also infer the lack of assertiveness and confidence in the entire family. Mom didn’t just go buy them and throw them in there. She’s hesitant and worried to the point that she’s asking a Facebook group if this is okay. That’s odd behavior for a grown adult.
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