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re: Taco Bell parasite lettuce was a false positive per FDA

Posted on 7/20/26 at 3:18 pm to
Posted by gaetti15
AK
Member since Apr 2013
15575 posts
Posted on 7/20/26 at 3:18 pm to
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CDC needs to get the job done, even with staffing shortages, when it comes to food safety. Tell the chain of command that the shortage is threatening the integrity of the operations and that you consider it an emergency.

Somebody in the CDC could move some people or money around. No way the management should have allowed a unit to be cut from 11 to 3. That is mismanagement within the CDC.


/s
Posted by FliesByNight
Whale, wail, well
Member since Apr 2026
329 posts
Posted on 7/20/26 at 3:20 pm to
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How many people on staff are needed to execute a simple mission such as testing Taylor Farms lettuce sample for this microbe?



Maybe only a few, but Taylor Farms is only one of hundreds of thousands of companies under FDA oversight.
Posted by Texjohnson
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2020
208 posts
Posted on 7/20/26 at 3:26 pm to
Safest day to fly was September 12th, 2001
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
64452 posts
Posted on 7/20/26 at 3:38 pm to
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Taylor Farms is only one of hundreds of thousands of companies under FDA oversight.


Yes, but it holds an 18% market share of lettuce and bagged salad. When added to the next five largest producers, they control an overwhelming share of the U.S. market.

I get that it’s not just lettuce and salad that we’re worried about when it comes to produce, but when it comes to mitigating the effects of widespread outbreaks, it would make sense to focus on the largest producers.
Posted by Champagne
Sabine Free State.
Member since Oct 2007
55894 posts
Posted on 7/20/26 at 3:39 pm to
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This is patently false. The CDC didn't cut those roles.


Get the job done despite the staffing shortage. That is the standard. No excuses. Get the job done.

Let the chain of command know that there is an emergency-level staffing shortage but get the job done in the meantime, even if you have to sleep at the office. CDC is an agency that cannot fail.

Stop with the excuses and get the job done or Quit.
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
108729 posts
Posted on 7/20/26 at 3:41 pm to
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Let the chain of command know that there is an emergency-level staffing shortage but get the job done in the meantime, even if you have to sleep at the office. CDC is an agency that cannot fail.


You think they don't know what they cut?
Posted by theGarnetWay
Washington, D.C.
Member since Mar 2010
27497 posts
Posted on 7/20/26 at 3:44 pm to
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Stop with the excuses and get the job done or Quit.


Hell yeah dude. Cut a bunch of people from a single office, tell the remainder to deal with the extra workload or quit. That’ll definitely get the job done.
Posted by wesfau
Member since Mar 2023
2753 posts
Posted on 7/20/26 at 4:04 pm to
So, you're either an idiot or an a-hole. Hope you're no one's manager/supervisor.
This post was edited on 7/20/26 at 4:05 pm
Posted by HailHailtoMichigan!
Mission Viejo, CA
Member since Mar 2012
74617 posts
Posted on 7/20/26 at 7:49 pm to
I just did some googling

There is no evidence to your assertion that “funding cuts” allowed the parasite into America

In fact, there have been dozens of outbreaks in the past, as recently as 2019
Posted by 3deadtrolls
lafayette
Member since Jan 2014
7030 posts
Posted on 7/20/26 at 8:36 pm to
Figured this was coming, Danhausen uncursed lettuce over the weekend.
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
61756 posts
Posted on 7/20/26 at 8:47 pm to
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Screw all of that extra work. I much rather pay 3 times that for some machine to do the work for me and put in a plastic box/bag. Plus, it already says triple washed right there on the container, so you know it's clean.


frickin boomers
Posted by STEVED00
Member since May 2007
23170 posts
Posted on 7/20/26 at 10:30 pm to
Seriously is there a person in the US who didn’t read the Taco Bell causes Explosive Diarrhea headline and just say to themselves “Well No shite!” and stop reading. it’s literally the running joke about Taco Bell.
Posted by OscarTheGrouch
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2006
5959 posts
Posted on 7/20/26 at 10:35 pm to
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Actually, the department tasked with monitoring for this specific pathogen was gutted by the doge-idiots.


"You did away with our fraud and now it's making us poo all over"

This post was edited on 7/20/26 at 10:36 pm
Posted by SOBmustpay
North Louisiana
Member since Jun 2026
211 posts
Posted on 7/20/26 at 11:00 pm to
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Trump's causing people to get the poooooos

I don’t AI, but a mash up of these two gifs would be great for your post


Posted by wesfau
Member since Mar 2023
2753 posts
Posted on 7/21/26 at 7:41 am to
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I just did some googling


Cool.

quote:

There is no evidence to your assertion that “funding cuts” allowed the parasite into America


Maybe because I never made such an assertion.

Does someone help you tie your shoes in the morning?
Posted by chryso
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
13901 posts
Posted on 7/21/26 at 8:40 am to
Doge had no authority to fire anyone. They just made recommendations.
Posted by Sus-Scrofa
Member since Feb 2013
11338 posts
Posted on 7/21/26 at 8:43 am to
Wendy’s Twitter should put out a post that says “Okay, we admit it, that prank went a little too far”
Posted by wesfau
Member since Mar 2023
2753 posts
Posted on 7/21/26 at 8:46 am to
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Doge had no authority to fire anyone. They just made recommendations.


That were rubber stamped by the Trump admin. There was no restraint placed upon them.
Posted by tide06
Member since Oct 2011
24378 posts
Posted on 7/21/26 at 9:14 am to
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You're always better off just buying a head of lettuce, washing it and cutting it up yourself.

But does “washing/rinsing” a head of lettuce really do anything for this? I kind of doubt it beyond lowering total exposure.
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
108729 posts
Posted on 7/21/26 at 9:17 am to
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But does “washing/rinsing” a head of lettuce really do anything for this? I kind of doubt it beyond lowering total exposure.


You peel off the outer leaves where the parasite typically is and wash. Significantly reduces risk (not eating the outer peel is why citrus fruits are safe).
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