Sus-Scrofa

I have a hard time believing this many people on a message board are shocked by 4 cans of Coke a day. Calm down....

[quote]What if instead, he knocks up his 16 y/o girlfriend? Rainbows and unicorns, amirite? [/quote] Also not great. But I think we can agree that knocking up a teacher is a worse situation to be in....

What if he knocks her up? Kid’s life changed dramatically because a teacher went after him. Hell, Adam Sandler even made a movie about the mess it creates. That risk and potential aftermath is enough for it to never be okay. ...

[quote]He may want to just take his arse back where he came from and hope his 5 minutes of internet fame die down soon[/quote] You have to figure, if he regains full use of his eye, that he’ll catch all sorts of hell from the team when he returns to practice....

A trained dog won’t mind the crate during the day. I trained mine in a crate, then moved to her going to dog bed on command. Now she’ll go wherever I put the bed, so she spends the day in the laundry room. When I worked from home for a week with covid, she’d see what I was doing for a while a...

[quote]First that throws a punch usually wins. That guy in the white knew what he was doing[/quote] I have a cousin with four sons. His speech to all of them was “you shouldn’t get in fights, but if you get in one, I don’t want to hear that you fought by appointment. If you you have to throw a ...

[quote]That looks tons of fun. Only someone like Cage would take that movie.[/quote] Pitching a movie to Cage must be the easiest thing in the world. Movie guy: “we have an idea for a movie, it’s a little out there, so hear us out. Cage: “I don’t care, I’m in”...

[quote] And yea the “get over here” by scorpion was weak af[/quote] If they stay true to the game, he’ll say it ten times in a row until the fight is over....

It’s not going to be Pacino. I think it’s old Patrick Stewart somehow. Not sure what you do with the Logan movie then, unless Logan gets placed later than we are in the timeline. But, for you comic nerds, who would you cast Pacino as in the MCU?...

Surely sling shot girl died....

There’s really nowhere within driving distance in Houston to go fill up some jugs with water? If that’s true y’all are a step or two away from the zombie movies....

Melatonin would only work for a day or two for me. Decent sleep, crazy dreams, then no help after day two or three....

[quote] As nasty as they look I can’t get my head in the right frame to eat em. But if i was real hungry?[/quote] This is why God invented deep fryers....

Why did he get out of the car?...

You might want to watch the show before asking questions. It’d be pretty helpful....

[quote]We should have the best rail system in the world[/quote] High speed rail doesn’t work in a country as big as ours. Maybe in the northeast for commuters and some bigger metros, but Americans in 2021 aren’t going to cross the country in a train in any large numbers. ...

No matter how cold it gets, in Arkansas and Louisiana you have plenty of blankets to add and go to sleep. Summer and no air, there’s no relief....

That unfinished basement in That 70’s Show wasn’t just part of the set. Most every house up there has a big unfinished basement. ...

I like to grab a pack of them when they’re marked down cheaper than cheap (which is like every other day) and grill up the entire pack. Nothing special, then I put em in the fridge. Cold out of the fridge with some bbq is a pretty dang good snack....

Las Vegas....