Sus-Scrofa

I didn’t seek it out, but the Gopher game last night was on where I was at and I watched most of it.

It was a fun game to watch.

Great catch by the golden gophers.

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Let's get an update on this poor decision

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“Mom, why did we have to wait until noon to open presents this year?”

“Your dad isn’t feeling well son, he needs to sleep it off, errr, I mean get some rest”

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Planned on waking up around 4am to put a wooden swing set/playground together

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This is risky. Some of those are stupidly hard to put together with how they’re designed.

How mad will your wife be if you’re accidentally drunk at 6 am?

My sister in law turned a certain age (I’ll leave it at that) and kicked my brother out a month and a half ago, so we’re keeping a close eye on him. Definitely some instability in the front he’s got on for his kids.

They had started dating 30 years ago when they were 14, so kind of a shock for everyone. First Christmas she hasn’t attended since they were 15.

Between my mom and sister wanting to kick her arse, and me being the uncle that shows up once or twice a year, we’re making it rain this Christmas for his kids.

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I went back out to the parking lot and waited for them to arrive. When they did I did not know them, but the lady knew me and called me by my name. How she knew me I do not know. It has been years since my picture was on the bulletin board at the post office.

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Pretty sure the receptionist radioed them and said “there’s a Mr. Missouri Waltz here with the guy you’re looking for.”

An NIL program supported by a $250 million dollar endowment.

I want 8 seats to every sport for my life and my childrens’ lives, and probably my grandchildren’s’ lives.

Doesn’t having the ability to name the elf kind of defeat the game?

“Son, Santa sent this spy to watch you. Oddly, he doesn’t have a name, what should we call him?”

Santa must be a real ahole not to even give his elves that he sends on these spy missions names.

Depends on the number of kids and their ages.

If three or more and they are closer together, the younger kid is going to figure it out or get told quicker than the older kids did.

If there’s a gap in ages, the older kids will probably play along.

I was the fourth kid, with 6 years between oldest and youngest, so the Santa window was very short.

Plot twist: the girlfriend with the baby is actually a plant for Garcia and the cartel.

She had a moment of guilt and sent Cooper away, but they own her, so she had to get him back.

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This episode was not good and generally enjoy them all. Too much relationship stuff and not nearly enough wheeling and dealing.

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The writers are letting Tommy’s family life get to a decent spot just so they can drop the hammer on one of his family members