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re: New Jersey officers dress up as shrubs to catch distracted drivers on their phones

Posted on 7/31/26 at 7:54 pm to
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
106505 posts
Posted on 7/31/26 at 7:54 pm to
Distracted by their phones or by a human dressed up like a tree?
Posted by BestBanker
Member since Nov 2011
19791 posts
Posted on 7/31/26 at 8:15 pm to
Obvious planting evidence.
Posted by Champagne
Sabine Free State.
Member since Oct 2007
56512 posts
Posted on 7/31/26 at 8:43 pm to
I was driving down the road two hands on the wheel and eyes straight ahead when suddenly this talking shrubbery approaches me and totally distracted me.

A literal talking and walking shrubbery.
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
198430 posts
Posted on 7/31/26 at 8:45 pm to
Posted by adamau
Member since Oct 2020
4343 posts
Posted on 7/31/26 at 8:49 pm to
A phone in the hand, caught by two dudes in a bush.
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
33642 posts
Posted on 7/31/26 at 8:51 pm to
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People could just stop playing on their phones while driving.

My wife got a ticket on Essen for checking Google Maps on her phone while sitting at a red light.

Eta: It might have been a text? Been a while, so I’m not certain on that point. But was certainly sitting at a red light.
This post was edited on 7/31/26 at 8:53 pm
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
25804 posts
Posted on 7/31/26 at 9:13 pm to
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But was certainly sitting at a red light.


I've checked my phone at a redlight before. That should probably be treated differently as the driver is, imo, behaving responsibly.
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
33642 posts
Posted on 7/31/26 at 9:28 pm to
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I've checked my phone at a redlight before. That should probably be treated differently as the driver is, imo, behaving responsibly.

That’s what she told the cop; he said that’s not how the law is written. She was fricking furious when she got to Zorba’s
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
25804 posts
Posted on 7/31/26 at 9:31 pm to
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She was fricking furious when she got to Zorba’s


I don't blame her- that's honestly bullshite.
Posted by hobotiger
Asbury Park, NJ
Member since Nov 2007
5440 posts
Posted on 8/1/26 at 5:18 am to
As a new jersey resident, I have no problem with this.

In my town I wish the cops would do something about drivers who don't stop for people in crosswalks, bikers and scooter riders included.
Posted by baldona
Florida
Member since Feb 2016
24516 posts
Posted on 8/1/26 at 6:02 am to
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I've checked my phone at a redlight before. That should probably be treated differently as the driver is, imo, behaving responsibly.


What about putting on make up?

Or these idiots with little yappers in their laps?

Or eating?

Or finding your pack of cigs and lighting one?

Or changing the radio station?


I don’t disagree phones are bad and I’m
Not great about it, but just assuming a phone is the only method of distracted driving is ridiculous.
Posted by Macfly
BR & DS
Member since Jan 2016
10722 posts
Posted on 8/1/26 at 7:10 am to
Bush whacked.
Posted by Woolfpack
Member since Jun 2021
1952 posts
Posted on 8/1/26 at 7:17 am to
Road construction worker disguises would serve two purposes.

First you’ll nab lots of fools playing on their phones.

Second, when word gets around, people will be more careful in construction zones.

Construction zones are everywhere so you don’t even need to create them for the project. Just find one that’s not active and have a few cops with orange vests leaning on shovels or sitting on the tailgate of a pickup truck.
Posted by backbone
Colorado
Member since Jul 2026
377 posts
Posted on 8/1/26 at 9:59 am to
This is ridiculous, they don’t have a real crime to investigate. I’d tell my CO to go kick rocks if he wanted me to do that?
Posted by gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
20567 posts
Posted on 8/1/26 at 10:02 am to
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Would you call this a brush with the law?



And I bet if doing it in the summer's heat, they are bushed by the end of their shift.
Posted by GeauxTigers0107
We Coming
Member since Oct 2009
11188 posts
Posted on 8/1/26 at 10:28 am to
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This is ridiculous, they don’t have a real crime to investigate


Having your phone in your hand while driving is a real crime. There's literally a law against it. Over 425 people lost their lives last year because of it.

I wish this would catch on across the country. First offense - $1,000 fine. Second - $1,500. Third - $2,000 and license suspended for 30 days. I have zero sympathy for smooth brains who's entire world revolves around their face being constantly stuck in their phones.

InB4 the 50 dv's from the 80% of users on this site who drive while staring at their phones to see if their last reel made it to 100 likes.

eta:
quote:

I don’t know if I have a bigger pet peeve right now than people staring at their phones while driving.


Absolutely this
This post was edited on 8/1/26 at 10:31 am
Posted by backbone
Colorado
Member since Jul 2026
377 posts
Posted on 8/1/26 at 10:31 am to
The problem is it’s a steady erosion of liberties and when these ‘laws’ keep getting passed, you realize all your freedoms are gone because it’s so subtle.
Posted by nuwaydawg
Member since Nov 2007
2485 posts
Posted on 8/1/26 at 10:48 am to
Waiting for a dog to come by and hike his leg.
Posted by nicholastiger
Member since Jan 2004
57708 posts
Posted on 8/1/26 at 10:49 am to
Not guilty
Posted by GeauxTigers0107
We Coming
Member since Oct 2009
11188 posts
Posted on 8/1/26 at 10:57 am to
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The problem is it’s a steady erosion of liberties and when these ‘laws’ keep getting passed


In this specific example, I completely disagree. I seriously doubt anyone would deny that driving while staring at your phone is very dangerous, is wildly rampant and greatly increases the chances of an accident. There's only one way to reel that in and that is to make it illegal to do. And the grace period for the new law ended yesterday. Today they are "supposed to" move into enforcement and I fully support it.
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