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re: New Jersey officers dress up as shrubs to catch distracted drivers on their phones

Posted on 7/31/26 at 7:54 pm to
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
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Posted on 7/31/26 at 7:54 pm to
Distracted by their phones or by a human dressed up like a tree?
Posted by BestBanker
Member since Nov 2011
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Posted on 7/31/26 at 8:15 pm to
Obvious planting evidence.
Posted by Champagne
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Member since Oct 2007
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Posted on 7/31/26 at 8:43 pm to
I was driving down the road two hands on the wheel and eyes straight ahead when suddenly this talking shrubbery approaches me and totally distracted me.

A literal talking and walking shrubbery.
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
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Posted on 7/31/26 at 8:45 pm to
Posted by adamau
Member since Oct 2020
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Posted on 7/31/26 at 8:49 pm to
A phone in the hand, caught by two dudes in a bush.
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
33311 posts
Posted on 7/31/26 at 8:51 pm to
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People could just stop playing on their phones while driving.

My wife got a ticket on Essen for checking Google Maps on her phone while sitting at a red light.

Eta: It might have been a text? Been a while, so I’m not certain on that point. But was certainly sitting at a red light.
This post was edited on 7/31/26 at 8:53 pm
Posted by SallysHuman
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Member since Jan 2025
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Posted on 7/31/26 at 9:13 pm to
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But was certainly sitting at a red light.


I've checked my phone at a redlight before. That should probably be treated differently as the driver is, imo, behaving responsibly.
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
33311 posts
Posted on 7/31/26 at 9:28 pm to
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I've checked my phone at a redlight before. That should probably be treated differently as the driver is, imo, behaving responsibly.

That’s what she told the cop; he said that’s not how the law is written. She was fricking furious when she got to Zorba’s
Posted by SallysHuman
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Posted on 7/31/26 at 9:31 pm to
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She was fricking furious when she got to Zorba’s


I don't blame her- that's honestly bullshite.
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