re: LSU Frat Bros- what happened to Lambda Chi

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“vision exercises”

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So copious amounts of pron viewed after copious amounts of beer

Angela whatever her name was completely wanted to sacrifice fraternities for her own gain. Many too blind to see what she was.

As far as Kappa Sig goes, they called Greek affairs onn us because we had this cool.pigmy goat with a massive set of balls. He was hilarious. They said we were making fun of them since they had just gotten back on campus from the barnyard party incident

Never understood how that level of hazing was deemed OK by any chapter or Fraternity. I know it's never 'officially' accepted, but still happens. Of course, things change over time, but the this crap never seems to go away.

Apparently, we were a bunch of dirty bastards who would rather frick then fight. Frat historians floated the theory that fraternity "leadership" attempted to replace Mike the Tiger with an emotional support sheep named Earline that was kept in the attic for initiation purposes. Still others say that a social chairman named Murph who had a conspicuous New Iberia haircut, fueled by a garbage can of jungle juice, accidentally declared Lambda Chi an independent republic, where for 3 glorious weeks a benevolent regime founded on "bourbon, year-around South Seas and chicks, man" reigned supreme. The truth, however, is that we were brought in for "lacking institutional values" to which the brothers simply said "correct" thus ending the meeting and their long reign over LSU's social calendar.

I actually have a copy of the initial cease-and-desist letter which refers to "a sustained pattern of exceptional decision-making deficiencies". During the official hearing we were surprised to learn that "hold my beer" isn't recognized as parliamentary procedure. Our risk management officer argued that we had a very strict standard of saying before any and all crimes and misdemeanors "y'all probably shouldn't", the Dean then demanded accountability, and we gave him three aliases and a forwarding address and stormed out in protest. Also, because it was "drinking with Lincoln " night at a local watering hole and we were scandalously tardy.

I guess we knew we were in trouble when police stopped asking us who was responsible and started asking us who was still conscious. History will remember us unfairly. Mostly because historian interviewed the witnesses. Those who lived through it remain brothers to this day. Some may even live amongst you.

As all the Chi O's could attest, Lamb Chop was the best meat on campus!

It always cracks me up when yall frat baws act like yall were on Omaha beach

Its only a matter of time before all fraternities are gone

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RIP Lambda Chi and Theta Xi. Rumors abound that GOAT-F**KERS Kappa Sig could be next due to some summer time shenanigans not yet made public.

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FIFY

My weird affinity for potted meats served in unconventional ways came from Hell Week

Spam......served in many different ways
Vienna Sausages
Canned corned beef
Deviled Ham

And my favorite......can of Sardines served with mini wheats

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eek Life director had a real hard on for the older fraternities. Not to say drugs and alcohol didn't play a big part, but it was as if all of the rules started to get enforced for the first time out of nowhere. There was also a scandal where one of the greek life office employees at LSU was creating fake profiles on the LSU rush website in order to try and "catch" fraternities breaking rules. It was a bizarre time for greek life.

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I was told that much of that was at the presidents direction.