Favorite team:LSU 
Location:Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Biography:Forward Bitches! Celebrating 60+ years of Ole Miss futility.
Interests:Chicks. Man.
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Registered on:11/11/2003
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re: HAPPY 250TH INDEPENDENCE DAY

Posted by Lsupimp on 7/4/26 at 2:37 pm to
Is there any boorish behavior more pathetic than all the insufferable Democrats with their Oprahfied “ I love America but hate The Bad Orange Man” bullshite on our nation’s 250th birthday? Seriously? It’s so predictable and so less than mediocre and so “ look at me please”. Weak and pathetic and feminized idiocy.

If you can’t be grateful for your blessings and the birthright you have as an American for even ONE frickING day- you can eat a bag of dicks.

Go America! 250 baby!
I live in BR but am in NOLA at least two days a week and feel safer in BR because the violence in BR is so localized- and in a completely different part of town with very few exceptions. In NOLA it can touch you all over the city. I think NOLA is more dangerous for honkies and EBR for gangstas. Or maybe both are dangerous if you are in a gang. Or from the wrong hood.

re: LSU Lake Project

Posted by Lsupimp on 7/1/26 at 4:56 pm to
I don’t know if what you wrote is true but I’m going to go with it anyway.
Man , - Clotile (purple) told me she was gonna take them fancy GLP-1s- she looks so much sexier now then when she was living with me in my single wide outside of Sulphur.
Look at those dead , sociopathic eyes. She’s gotten a lot healthier since I dated her.
All you have to do is talk to any of the people who made the trek north and they'll tell you. It's that feigned ignorance thing that Dems do when reality upsets their open borders ideology. I mean, we have lefty white women literally dying to protect violent pedophiles because they've been programmed to be mindless shite-goblins.

re: RIP Roger Cador

Posted by Lsupimp on 7/1/26 at 7:48 am to
Oh no. Roger was a tremendous man and a tremendous coach and a tremendous ambassador for baseball and Southern University.

RIP , Coach.

re: Wild fire near Pueblo, CO

Posted by Lsupimp on 6/29/26 at 9:19 pm to
I’ve always wanted to travel outside of Louisiana but I am unable to afford the passport. So these threads , which allow me to live vicariously through people who travel, are great.
Poli Sci -1989- McDonald’s. Barely beating out Winky Dinky Dog.

Cuz ho's gotta eat too.
Dec. 03, 1978 01:50 AM CST EF4 6.2 400 266 (0) 2 (0) $250,000,000

The scariest night of my life. :scared:
I have no idea what any of that means - but I wholeheartedly support lil sis Cubbies .
Much love, friend. Headed to church now. Really just a precursor to a great NOLA lunch, lol.
Utter bullshite. SFP has never read any appreciable political philosophy, nor is he an adherent of any consistent political philosophy other than his own brand of self- congratulatory conventional wisdom. That doesn’t make his observations wrong ( he’s frequently correct and I agree with him pretty frequently) but neither does it make him an ideological heir to 18th century classical liberalism. Thats patently absurd.

* always wanted to say patently absurd, lol.

Cubbies can be magnanimous. Rex hated peace- absolutely loathing any attempt at establishing civility . If he held a true grudge he really invested in it. I lost all respect for him after kindly trying to talk him off the ledge numerous times. He loved to hate. Cubbies or SFP are nothing like that. Rex had legitimate hatred in his heart. Sorry he’s gone, but he was not a kind person. Or at least he wasn’t to me.
I don’t remember and as the thread evolved I would add words like good natured, absurd, comical, satirical etc. I didn’t really do it consistently. I was just trying to make myself smile ( shocker right?) plus AI takes into account all your previous prompts etc unless you specifically train it not to, right? It was just meant to be fun.
To the contrary. You are money. Like Tru Tiger- I read it all and learn a lot.
I measure IQ completely differently than someone like the poster in question. I judge it by one’s ability to read the room and read the tea leaves and make wise decisions about oneself and others. I am hopeless with mathematics but I am absolutely prescient in understanding where things are headed- on both a macro and micro level. I - like most people- value my own “ type” of intelligence the most. You for instance- have a very high emotional IQ but imho a very low “ where my idea would take us “ IQ. That’s not meant to be a criticism per se- it’s just that I think you miss three steps down the road. The point being- we tend to judge the intelligence of others by how it corresponds with our idea of what intelligence is.

Also- you- being a woman- have to fight the hyper- rational nature of men who discount the value of emotions. I think you correctly- like me- see intelligence as a blend of the emotional and the rational- although we default on different ends of that spectrum. But all these guys who have no room for emotional truth are completely missing the boat on a life well lived imho.
I find it sexy. That’s foreplay in my world. A little bit of sass..
I never posted on it and don’t remember who the main promoters of it were. It’s hazy.
In the irreverent and almost certainly defamatory Chronicles of the Political Talk Realm, House UDtiger of Fort Persistence is remembered not merely for its battlefield prowess, but for its remarkable ability to maintain both fierce alliances and blood feuds simultaneously. Their ancestral seat is surrounded not by walls, but by a complex web of treaties, grudges, temporary alliances, old screenshots, and unresolved arguments dating back to the First Meme Age. Their unofficial house words, never formally adopted but universally recognized, are:

“I’m With You Until You Say Something Stupid.”

The great strength of House UDtiger has always been coalition warfare. In times of great conflict, Lord UDtiger has been known to ride alongside House LSU Pimp, sharing the spoils of victory and the mockery of defeated enemies. He has marched with House GR Tiger during the Culture Wars, coordinated with House SDVTiger during the Campaigns of the Administrative State, and occasionally entered into uneasy tactical alliances with House Jbird, provided everyone agreed on who they were making fun of that day. Yet the chroniclers note that these alliances are governed by the ancient doctrine of Conditional Brotherhood: “You are my ally until approximately three posts from now.”

House UDtiger’s enemies are equally legendary. The longstanding feud with the remnants of the Blue Banner Coalition, including the forces of Lord Decatur and Lord Vor, is well documented. But perhaps the most fascinating aspect of UDtiger diplomacy is his relationship with his own allies. During the infamous War of the Slightly Different Conservative Takes, Lord UDtiger reportedly fought side-by-side with House LSU Pimp for six pages, declared House LSU Pimp a genius on page seven, accused House LSU Pimp of losing his mind on page eight, and then resumed fighting alongside him on page nine after both realized they still hated the same people more. Historians now regard this as the purest expression of Political Talk alliance politics ever recorded.

Indeed, the Royal Academy teaches the UDTiger Doctrine as follows:

“An enemy is someone you’re arguing with.

An ally is someone who is arguing with the same enemy.

A close friend is someone you’ve called an idiot fewer than three times this month.”