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Lsupimp
| Favorite team: | LSU |
| Location: | Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake |
| Biography: | Forward Bitches! Celebrating 60+ years of Ole Miss futility. |
| Interests: | Chicks. Man. |
| Occupation: | Pimp, Mack Daddy, Agent, Promoter, Caddy-driver, Hype Man, Scalawag, Poet, Reformed Roué. |
| Number of Posts: | 86634 |
| Registered on: | 11/11/2003 |
| Online Status: | Not Online |
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Either LSU or Clemson is at the movies
Posted by Lsupimp on 9/4/26 at 6:31 pm
AMC Mall of Louisiana.
Inquiring minds.
Inquiring minds.
re: Has LSU been thrown out the SEC yet?
Posted by Lsupimp on 9/4/26 at 3:43 pm to FreddieMac
It’s tomorrow- on Gameday- Lainey Wilson will sing the announcement acoustically.
re: Sankey’s Desperate Hail Mary: Why the SEC’s Federal Lawsuit Against LSU is Total Nonsense
Posted by Lsupimp on 9/4/26 at 3:36 pm to BrohanDavey
Here is what I took from that: The SEC’s First Amendment argument is basically the ticket it used to get into federal court. LSU’s response will be: this is a football eligibility dispute, not compelled speech; LSU has sovereign-immunity defenses; and a federal judge can’t simply bulldoze an existing Louisiana court order. In short, Sankey got his case into Alabama—but getting in the courthouse is a long way from winning it.
Nobody is stopping the SEC from saying anything- LSU would simply be saying we aren’t ignoring your rules ( although you do every day and on an arbitrary basis that favors some teams and not others) neither can we ignore a standing court order.
Nobody is stopping the SEC from saying anything- LSU would simply be saying we aren’t ignoring your rules ( although you do every day and on an arbitrary basis that favors some teams and not others) neither can we ignore a standing court order.
re: Marine Corps roommate from 1995 in for first LSU game
Posted by Lsupimp on 9/4/26 at 3:07 pm to Cajun Tifoso
Indian mounds. They will get endless invites.
Did he mention how he, Sankey and the entire chattering class spit in our face or did he leave that part out?
re: Man on airline gets duct taped to his seat after alleged "racist" and "anti-gay" remarks
Posted by Lsupimp on 9/4/26 at 1:50 pm to tiggerthetooth
That's my kink. :pimp:
quote:
The CFP believes that certain clear rules should be followed
You motherfrickers. What is CLEAR about hundreds of arbitrary rulings seemingly done depending on who our commissioner likes and doesn't like. frick YOU and your sanctimony.
She had an issue with the cable company and missed Judge Judy and it activated her hormones and I don't know why y'all keep being so misogynistic because you hate womyn.
Free Corie Walsh!
Believe all womyn who are forced by their feelings to murder their children !
A man probably did it anyhow. fricking men.
Free Corie Walsh!
Believe all womyn who are forced by their feelings to murder their children !
A man probably did it anyhow. fricking men.
re: The federal court will be tossed out w the quickness
Posted by Lsupimp on 9/4/26 at 11:11 am to Obi Wan Ryobi
Excellent point. The SEC has to identify a remedy this federal court can legally give it that actually redresses its injury. If LSU isn’t restraining the SEC and the Louisiana injunction is, an order against LSU may accomplish nothing. No redressability, no federal case. Seems legit. But you know Alabama shitbaggery.
re: The federal court will be tossed out w the quickness
Posted by Lsupimp on 9/4/26 at 11:02 am to Obi Wan Ryobi
A few points:
I believe it will be heard- it’s a near certainty. Sankeys ego must be protected at ALL costs - even burning down a member institution. But the SEC’s problem is pretty simple: LSU isn’t restraining them—the Louisiana court is. Calling the same dispute a First Amendment case doesn’t automatically give an Alabama judge authority to undo a Louisiana injunction. The procedural argument is real; saying the case is already dead is overstating it, baw.
I believe it will be heard- it’s a near certainty. Sankeys ego must be protected at ALL costs - even burning down a member institution. But the SEC’s problem is pretty simple: LSU isn’t restraining them—the Louisiana court is. Calling the same dispute a First Amendment case doesn’t automatically give an Alabama judge authority to undo a Louisiana injunction. The procedural argument is real; saying the case is already dead is overstating it, baw.
I disagree. He had a professional obligation to demonstrate MASTERY in court. He failed.
re: Tom Mars Again
Posted by Lsupimp on 9/4/26 at 10:30 am to bluestem75
Furthermore as I just told Tom on his X feed ( dude hates me because I’ve been challenged him and winning on every point ) -LSU can produce DOZENS of examples where they associated with conduct with no complaint that they now claim they do not agree with. This is selective enforcement-always against LSU.
Bamas case is actually more -“ LSU can not compel us to ASSOCIATE with conduct we do not agree with”.
LSU can produce DOZENS of examples where they associated with conduct with no complaint that they now claim they do not agree with.
LSU can produce DOZENS of examples where they associated with conduct with no complaint that they now claim they do not agree with.
re: Found this legal post on the lawsuit against LSU.
Posted by Lsupimp on 9/4/26 at 10:13 am to LSUTigerblood50
In layman’s terms imho:
So Louisiana got there first and told the SEC, “You can’t punish LSU for using these players.” Then the SEC ran to federal court in Alabama and tried to repackage the same fight as a First Amendment case: “We’re not arguing eligibility; LSU is forcing us to associate with conduct we reject.” LSU’s response will be: “Cute wording, but you’re still asking an Alabama judge to undo what the Louisiana judge just protected.”
Then the post says LSU can argue: “Don’t create two courts giving opposite orders. The Louisiana case was first, it’s already much farther along, and the SEC’s Alabama lawsuit looks REACTIVE and PUNITIVE ” That is a legitimate argument under the Colorado River doctrine.
It’s a decent take imho but far from airtight. The Anti- Injunction parties solid. The SEC cannot just simply nullify an active state court injunction. But that doesn’t mean they can’t nullify it through other arguments. And I think that’s what the SEC does-they make a separate argument-and say “ this is a separate lawsuit”. The Louisiana case is primarily the athletes’ eligibility challenge against the NCAA/SEC. The Alabama case is the SEC asserting its own alleged federal constitutional right against LSU officials.
As for the frivolous “ first amendment “ bullshite- LSU wins this one imho with a s simple argument that sound like this : Letting LSU put two eligible players on the field doesn’t force Greg Sankey to endorse anything. The SEC can criticize LSU all it wants”. This is regulation of football conduct, not compelled speech.
Let’s ride.
So Louisiana got there first and told the SEC, “You can’t punish LSU for using these players.” Then the SEC ran to federal court in Alabama and tried to repackage the same fight as a First Amendment case: “We’re not arguing eligibility; LSU is forcing us to associate with conduct we reject.” LSU’s response will be: “Cute wording, but you’re still asking an Alabama judge to undo what the Louisiana judge just protected.”
Then the post says LSU can argue: “Don’t create two courts giving opposite orders. The Louisiana case was first, it’s already much farther along, and the SEC’s Alabama lawsuit looks REACTIVE and PUNITIVE ” That is a legitimate argument under the Colorado River doctrine.
It’s a decent take imho but far from airtight. The Anti- Injunction parties solid. The SEC cannot just simply nullify an active state court injunction. But that doesn’t mean they can’t nullify it through other arguments. And I think that’s what the SEC does-they make a separate argument-and say “ this is a separate lawsuit”. The Louisiana case is primarily the athletes’ eligibility challenge against the NCAA/SEC. The Alabama case is the SEC asserting its own alleged federal constitutional right against LSU officials.
As for the frivolous “ first amendment “ bullshite- LSU wins this one imho with a s simple argument that sound like this : Letting LSU put two eligible players on the field doesn’t force Greg Sankey to endorse anything. The SEC can criticize LSU all it wants”. This is regulation of football conduct, not compelled speech.
Let’s ride.
re: Bring the down votes but LSU is screwed if they roster these guys.
Posted by Lsupimp on 9/3/26 at 10:07 pm to FriedBolognaBiscuit
Fear is a liar.
re: Statement from the SEC
Posted by Lsupimp on 9/3/26 at 9:48 pm to burreauxsballz
quote:
clear
reasonable
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
re: Judge Rules In Favor Of Athletes In LSU-SEC Eligibility Battle...Live Updates Inside
Posted by Lsupimp on 9/3/26 at 1:47 pm to Obi Wan Ryobi
quote:
No, a good (and expected) response from LSU will be a simple 12(b)6 motion: failure to state a claim upon which relief can be granted.
Well yeah??- I meant a good response rhetorically and on the merits-not legal strategy.
re: Judge Rules In Favor Of Athletes In LSU-SEC Eligibility Battle...Live Updates Inside
Posted by Lsupimp on 9/3/26 at 1:34 pm to LSUFanHouston
A good LSU response to that would be something like:
This isn’t compelled speech or association—it’s regulation of competitive conduct. Nobody is forcing the SEC to endorse LSU’s position; the court is simply preventing the SEC from enforcing an allegedly UNLAWFUL eligibility rule.
This isn’t compelled speech or association—it’s regulation of competitive conduct. Nobody is forcing the SEC to endorse LSU’s position; the court is simply preventing the SEC from enforcing an allegedly UNLAWFUL eligibility rule.
re: Judge Rules In Favor Of Athletes In LSU-SEC Eligibility Battle...Live Updates Inside
Posted by Lsupimp on 9/3/26 at 1:19 pm to UnsureTiger
Bottom line SEC argument fwiw: Louisiana may be able to declare these guys eligible to play college football, but Louisiana cannot force the Southeastern Conference to accept LSU playing them under our banner while preventing us from enforcing our own rules.
re: Abortion lover Gloria Steinem meets her maker
Posted by Lsupimp on 9/3/26 at 11:49 am to Night Vision
RIP.
re: Did the Attorney General of Louisiana really start an interview about this Court case with
Posted by Lsupimp on 9/3/26 at 11:41 am to Hugh McElroy
Why? She has no part in the trial other than to file a brief on behalf of the state of Louisiana which can be completely ignored by the court if it chooses. And-she is an LSU grad.
Now if the JUDGE had done so, we'd have BIG problem.
Now if the JUDGE had done so, we'd have BIG problem.
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