mikearch

re: Ryan Clark says he's being "profiled" by the music choices of his Uber drivers

Posted by mikearch on 12/19/25 at 2:56 pm to The Pirate King

Well now that I think about it, my Uber drivers do play 80's music whenever I get a ride! Don't get me wrong, I do like some Rush, Journey, AC/DC, Bon Jovi, and Van Halen, but I don't want it blasting in my ear on a Wednesday morning. Fridays ok, but nothing mid-week!

re: What’s the most pain you ever felt?

Posted by mikearch on 12/19/25 at 8:43 am to LSUTANGERINE

Stepping on my child's lego block corner into the heel of my foot.

In all seriousness, it was actually a kidney stone, but the Lego was a close second.

re: Les Miles Top Quotes

Posted by mikearch on 12/16/25 at 5:43 pm to mikearch

Can't forget the Tennessee game ending where we were on the 1-yard line with seconds to go and Les just knew Tennessee would have 13 men on the field ........... we lost, then we won, then we just looked back in amazement at the mastery of Les Miles.

T-Bob Hebert centered the ball before the clock ran out and it went like 20 yards down the field. I just remember they interviewed a drunk LSU fan after the game. He said he had to pee and when the ball went flying over the quarterback's head, he ran to the Porta-Potty and when he came out, LSU had won, he said it must have been some kind of magic Porta Potty!

re: Les Miles Top Quotes

Posted by mikearch on 12/16/25 at 5:14 pm to Allons PonPon

The man was a friggen' genius! I had no idea the word 'want" could even be used as a noun until he brought it into the limelight. And then there was the Florida game where he went for it on 4th down like a dozen times. The man invented the whole analytics craze that other coaches are just getting into now. Urban Meyer was so flustered after that game he couldn't even get a coherent sentence out of his mouth.

re: Anyone have a glass eye or have intimate knowledge of someone who does?

Posted by mikearch on 12/12/25 at 10:33 am to Turnblad85

Intimate Knowledge?

Eye socket?

WTF?

Believe that was a quote from Sgt. Hartman in Full Metal Jacket!

re: What’s the craziest cheating story you’ve ever heard?

Posted by mikearch on 12/11/25 at 10:03 am to Chastains

Ronnie Lamarque

re: Ladies and gentlemen… we got him. Lane will be your next HC

Posted by mikearch on 11/21/25 at 12:06 pm to The_Whispers

Finally, the definitive proof we were looking for!

re: 10:48 am CT EDIT: The plane has landed at BTR

Posted by mikearch on 11/21/25 at 10:51 am to RB10

No video of the plane? WTF happened to the Tiger droppings I used to know?

re: Take two, I have a legit source.

Posted by mikearch on 11/21/25 at 10:13 am to 4x4tiger

I can definitely see Lane walking up to a table with three hats, putting an LSU hat half-way on, throwing it to the side, and then putting an Ole Miss hat on while saying to respect his decision!

re: Did it happen?

Posted by mikearch on 11/21/25 at 9:05 am to lesgeaux

If I only had a nickel for everytime I've heard that!

re: Wife’s Debit Card Hacked Again

Posted by mikearch on 11/21/25 at 8:59 am to tonydtigr

Don't report it to the bank, those guys are spending way less on your card than she ever was!

re: What is everyone’s definition of “deal is done”?

Posted by mikearch on 11/20/25 at 2:29 pm to Beef Supreme

Miles to Michigan.

re: Who should be the next AD at LSU?

Posted by mikearch on 10/26/25 at 10:08 am to Geauxgurt

Josh Brooks

re: Spinoff from the Kappa Sig Thread

Posted by mikearch on 9/5/25 at 3:49 pm to NWHoustonTiger

Tri Delt, everyone else has.

Lambda Chi (Lamb Chops) best meat on campus.

-2

re: Opposing players that ripped your heart out…

Posted by mikearch on 8/19/25 at 2:00 pm to Bestbank Tiger

Emmit Smith, everybody in the stadium knew he was running right up the middle every play, and no one could stop him.

Harvey Williams was just the opposite for LSU. Gameplan: Harvey left, Harvey right, Harvey up the middle, PUNT!