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madmaxvol
| Favorite team: | East Tennessee St. |
| Location: | Infinity + 1 Posts |
| Biography: | Ilewminati Archbishop of Shenanigans |
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| Occupation: | Working for the man...every night and day. |
| Number of Posts: | 22588 |
| Registered on: | 10/5/2011 |
| Online Status: | Not Online |
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re: Can The Vols Finally Win In Fayetteville?
Posted by madmaxvol on 10/7/26 at 11:10 am to EulerRules
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Who wiill win first, UT in Arkie or LSU in Kentucky:?
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…or UGA in Tuscaloosa?
Looking at the overall records:
LSU in Lexington - 16-12 - 57%
Tennessee in Fayetteville - 2-5 - 29%
UGA in Tuscaloosa - 3-8 - 27%
re: The Power K is baaaaaack
Posted by madmaxvol on 10/7/26 at 10:54 am to UKWildcats
Immediately makes me think of Old-School Derrick Ramsey days.


re: Should Florida change their mascot
Posted by madmaxvol on 10/6/26 at 1:47 pm to Gatorbait2008
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We should change it to something much more dangerous. Flies. They have killed Millions of people.
Top ranked human killers:
1) Mosquitoes (725,000 to 1,000,000 per year)
2) Humans (400,000 to 475,000 per year)
3) Freshwater Snails (10,000 to 200,000 per year) Vectors for parasitic worms
4) Snakes (50,000 to 138,000 per year)
5) Dogs (25,000 to 59,000 per year)
10) Elephants (500-600 per year)
Chickens not known...but ~155,000 people die from Salmonella (many from eating chicken)
Tigers (40-100 per year)
Cows (~20 per year)
Alligators (0.3-1 per year)
So, if you want a badass mascot...
The freshwater snails are the worst.
re: Should Florida change their mascot
Posted by madmaxvol on 10/6/26 at 1:15 pm to STLcards20
Yes...they should change it to:


re: LSU hasnt won in Lexington in over 20 years
Posted by madmaxvol on 10/5/26 at 3:56 pm to Wildcat1996
quote:
Nice research there.
Thanks...the coffee kicked in.
In the last quarter century, here is how LSU vs UK have gone in Lexington:
2021 - UK wins by 21
2007 - UK wins by 6
2002 - LSU wins by 3
2001 - LSU wins by 4
So, in the season of one of those LSU wins...LSU also wins the SEC Championship (but lose to both Ole Miss and Tennessee in the regular season). That season (2001) the Kentucky team they beat by 4 points finished 2-9 with wins over Ball State and Vandy.
Instead of going back 25 years...let's go back a little further...how about 35 years.
1999 - UK wins by 26
1997 - LSU wins by 35
1995 - UK wins by 8
1993 - UK wins by 18
1991 - LSU wins by 3
In the last 35 years, LSU has had 4 wins with only 1 blowout win in Lexington (17 or more points...3 scores). Kentucky has had 3 wins over LSU by 17 or more points in Lexington during that time. 3 of LSU's 4 wins have been by less than a touchdown. 1 of Kentucky's 5 wins was by less than a touchdown.
2021 - UK wins by 21
2007 - UK wins by 6
2002 - LSU wins by 3
2001 - LSU wins by 4
So, in the season of one of those LSU wins...LSU also wins the SEC Championship (but lose to both Ole Miss and Tennessee in the regular season). That season (2001) the Kentucky team they beat by 4 points finished 2-9 with wins over Ball State and Vandy.
Instead of going back 25 years...let's go back a little further...how about 35 years.
1999 - UK wins by 26
1997 - LSU wins by 35
1995 - UK wins by 8
1993 - UK wins by 18
1991 - LSU wins by 3
In the last 35 years, LSU has had 4 wins with only 1 blowout win in Lexington (17 or more points...3 scores). Kentucky has had 3 wins over LSU by 17 or more points in Lexington during that time. 3 of LSU's 4 wins have been by less than a touchdown. 1 of Kentucky's 5 wins was by less than a touchdown.
quote:
Don't worry you now offer half price bevvys 3 hours before kickoff so it might as well be a 6:30 kick

re: Lot to unpack in this photo.
Posted by madmaxvol on 10/5/26 at 12:23 pm to highcotton2
Weirdest part of the whole pic...the guy behind #63 is wearing slides at a freaking football game.
Desean Bishop - What SEC Football is all about
Posted by madmaxvol on 10/5/26 at 12:00 pm
A public school kid, staying at home and growing up. I love this story...and every school has a kid or 2 with somewhat similar ones.
This is a picture of Desean Bishop at 9 years old, taking in a Tennessee football game in Neyland Stadium. 9 years later, he would become the player with the 2nd highest career rushing yards (8,347) and 3rd highest career rushing touchdowns (102) in the history of Tennessee High School football.
After High School, he would be recruited by the University of Tennessee. The program had reduced scholarship numbers available, due to penalties incurred due to Jeremy Pruitt. Tennessee offensive coordinator Alex Golesh would decide that Bishop was not good enough to be offered a scholarship, and would instead be a walk-on.
His Freshman year at UT, he would be charged with reckless driving. He was also injured that season and did not play. He said he reached a low, and needed to change his life. At SEC Media Days this year, Bishop talked about it saying, "When God swooped in and saved my life, it came with all of this that I've received now, so all glory to Him. If you're out there and don't know much about him, I encourage you to at leas try to find a relationship with Him, because it will change your life for the better."
On Saturday, the coach who said he wasn't good enough to offer a scholarship had to watch from across the field to see him break 200 rushing yards and score 3 tds. It was a huge day for him, leading to him being the SEC Offensive Player of the Week. How did he follow it up?
I doubt he was partying, since he was at the early service at his church the following day.

This is a picture of Desean Bishop at 9 years old, taking in a Tennessee football game in Neyland Stadium. 9 years later, he would become the player with the 2nd highest career rushing yards (8,347) and 3rd highest career rushing touchdowns (102) in the history of Tennessee High School football.
After High School, he would be recruited by the University of Tennessee. The program had reduced scholarship numbers available, due to penalties incurred due to Jeremy Pruitt. Tennessee offensive coordinator Alex Golesh would decide that Bishop was not good enough to be offered a scholarship, and would instead be a walk-on.
His Freshman year at UT, he would be charged with reckless driving. He was also injured that season and did not play. He said he reached a low, and needed to change his life. At SEC Media Days this year, Bishop talked about it saying, "When God swooped in and saved my life, it came with all of this that I've received now, so all glory to Him. If you're out there and don't know much about him, I encourage you to at leas try to find a relationship with Him, because it will change your life for the better."
On Saturday, the coach who said he wasn't good enough to offer a scholarship had to watch from across the field to see him break 200 rushing yards and score 3 tds. It was a huge day for him, leading to him being the SEC Offensive Player of the Week. How did he follow it up?
I doubt he was partying, since he was at the early service at his church the following day.

re: Lot to unpack in this photo.
Posted by madmaxvol on 10/5/26 at 9:36 am to wareaglepete
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WTH is going on with these fellas? Is he crying and being consoled by his boy?
He's just sad because his team is going to win and still drop out of the Top 25. He is inconsolable.
re: Thank you Florida
Posted by madmaxvol on 10/5/26 at 9:00 am to Faurot fodder
Here's the crazy thing. Florida was 4-0 coming into this game and had just blown out the #4 team in the country, but if you look on the posts leading up to this game, several Florida posters were saying they had a bad feeling about Missouri. Sure, Josh Pate may have been saying they could be the next 2019 LSU...but more than 1 Gator fan on here were voicing their concerns ahead of the game.
re: The "downfall of EV's" appears to be propaganda and overhyped
Posted by madmaxvol on 10/2/26 at 10:11 am to TaderSalad
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The orange man will keep gasoline prices high until we all give up and buy one.
quote:
You do realize that we've seen higher prices at the pump all the way back to when Obama was in office
When adjusted for inflation, the 5 months with the highest average national gasoline prices since 1978 were:
1) June 2008 - $6.19 with inflation adjustment
2) May 2011 - $5.81 with inflation adjustment
3) April 2012 - $5.63 with inflation adjustment
4) Sept 2012 - $5.56 with inflation adjustment
5) June 2022 - $5.49 with inflation adjustment
So, all are significantly higher than the average of $4.79 from May of this year and $4.35 from the latest data crunched for August. The issue is that we are up 36% from 2025.
Macrotrends US Gasoline Prices
Now...what is the big problem we currently are facing with fuel? Here are the National Diesel prices. The latest monthly average recorded, $6.29 per gallon, are the highest in history. In January of this year, they were $3.25 per gallon. The price of diesel drives up the price of everything delivered by trucks across the country. So, politically it makes sense to lower gasoline prices, because that is what the average consumer sees and remembers...but diesel is where the focus should be. Just because you aren't buying diesel for your vehicle, doesn't mean that it isn't hitting your pocketbook.
They don't adjust it for inflation...but the 5 highest diesel prices on the macrotrends chart are:
1) Sept 2026 - $6.29
2) June 2022 - $5.75
3) May 2026 - $5.60
4) Nov 2022 - $5.26
5) June 2008 - $4.68
The average diesel price in 2026 is up 82.34% from the 2025 average.
Macrotrends US Diesel Prices
re: If you die tomorrow, does your significant other have good grasp on financials?
Posted by madmaxvol on 10/2/26 at 9:41 am to Everyday Is Saturday
My wife is extremely engaged in our financial planning with me and is frugal. She will have no problem financially.
re: SevenTEEn doc on Tee Martin and '98 season
Posted by madmaxvol on 10/2/26 at 9:08 am to Go Go Gata
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3. Arkansas - W-T-F was that. I remember watching that game live rooting for the Hawgs and being in disbelief how Clint Stoerner fell, fumbled and Arky losing the game.
Yep...SEC refs blew a call that wound up nearly costing Tennessee the game. The Arkansas punter kicking the ball out of the end zone should not have been a safety for UT. It should have been a penalty giving UT's offense the ball half the distance to the goal. So, instead of being down 24-22 and getting the ball on a free kick...Tennessee would have been down 24-20 with the ball 1st and 10 around the Arkansas 5 yard line.
re: One thing all real SEC fans know
Posted by madmaxvol on 10/2/26 at 8:55 am to PuertoRicanBlaze
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Oh wait, you guys shite on each other over football but can unite over... boring arse baseball?
How can you not be a Braves fan? Their logo is the same as Alabama's, only without the mullet.
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Are we losing our stadium experiences with constant piped in music and not letting the crowd and bands do their thing? Last game I was able to go to was at Kentucky and they blasted Rap music the entire game.
While the Stadium DJ is a non-traditional change that does influence the dynamics of the crowd...we lost our stadium experience with the addition of Jumbotrons. After a big play, the stadiums used to get deafeningly loud. Now, most of the stadium gets so focused on waiting for the replay to run that they don't carry the same level of energy going into the next play.
ETA...I do actually like our stadium DJ. Here is what he looked like when he was a student at UT.
re: In your opinion, which SEC fan bases are the most passionate?
Posted by madmaxvol on 9/30/26 at 11:39 am to marshallcotiger
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Show me another fanbase that would have 25 consecutive sellouts while also being in one of the biggest dumpster fire eras in their history.
Nebraska - Not a single season with more than 5 wins between 2017 and 2023...the last game that was not sold out in Lincoln was November 3, 1962.
re: Does the Tenner quarterback have the most backasswards name in college football history?
Posted by madmaxvol on 9/30/26 at 11:21 am to SEC Doctor
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The name itself would have Arabic roots...but his parents say they named him after a barber shop they saw. They were going to name him Zachary Brandon, but saw the barber shop sign and liked the way it sounded. The Barber Shop actually was spelled Faison's, but they liked spelling it with a Z, instead.
quote:
Good thing they weren't driving past a Supercuts.
Most people don't know it, but his middle name is Supercutz
re: Does the Tenner quarterback have the most backasswards name in college football history?
Posted by madmaxvol on 9/30/26 at 9:45 am to Night Vision
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Faizon. Is that creole?
The name itself would have Arabic roots...but his parents say they named him after a barber shop they saw. They were going to name him Zachary Brandon, but saw the barber shop sign and liked the way it sounded. The Barber Shop actually was spelled Faison's, but they liked spelling it with a Z, instead.
re: Does the Tenner quarterback have the most backasswards name in college football history?
Posted by madmaxvol on 9/30/26 at 9:34 am to SEC Doctor
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Last name is a first name, first name is a last name.
Yes...Faizon Brandon is a weird name in that way. It's kind of like:
Keelon Russell
Kamario Taylor
Or like:
Davis Warren - Stanford
Jackson Arnold - UNLV
Colton Joseph - Washington
Brock Glenn - WKU
re: Ranking SEC QBs
Posted by madmaxvol on 9/30/26 at 9:27 am to Demosthenian
I think it is a fair assessment. I was thinking about the QBs...where they are now, and opportunities for improvement. So, I thought I'd add how many starts they have under their belt so far to try and gauge potential growth from experience as the year progresses.
In order of number of college games played in:
Chambliss - 42
Mateer - 40
Brown - 39
Sellers - 31
Reed - 31
Leavitt - 28
Manning - 28
Stockton - 22
Simmons - 17
Taylor - 11
Philo - 11
Minchey - 11
Jackson - 10
Russell - 6
Brandon - 4
Curtis - 4
In order of number of starts:
Brown - 36
Chambliss - 35
Sellers - 28
Mateer - 28
Leavitt - 24
Reed - 21
Manning - 19
Stockton - 18
Taylor - 6
Philo - 5
Simmons - 5
Brandon - 4
Jackson - 4
Minchey - 4
Taylor - 4
Curtis - 2
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Tier I
1. Trinidad - 35 (16 at Ferris State and 19 at Ole Miss - Saw action in 42)
2. Keelon - 4 (but saw action in 6)
3. Kamario - 6 (but saw action in 11)
Tier II
4. Gunner - 18 (but saw action in 22)
5. Simmons - 5 (but saw action in 17)
6. Philo - 5 (but saw action in 11)
Tier III
7. Leavitt - 24 (but saw action in 28)
8. Curtis - 2 (but saw action in 4)
9. Manning - 19 (but saw action in 28)
Tier IV
10. Byrum Brown - 36 (but saw action in 39)
11. Faizon Brandon - 4 (saw action in 4)
12. Sellers - 28 (but saw action in 31)
13. Minchey - 4 (but saw action in 11)
Tier IV
14. KJ Jackson - 4 (but saw action in 10)
15. Mateer - 28 (but saw action in 40)
16. Reed - 21 (but saw action in 31)
In order of number of college games played in:
Chambliss - 42
Mateer - 40
Brown - 39
Sellers - 31
Reed - 31
Leavitt - 28
Manning - 28
Stockton - 22
Simmons - 17
Taylor - 11
Philo - 11
Minchey - 11
Jackson - 10
Russell - 6
Brandon - 4
Curtis - 4
In order of number of starts:
Brown - 36
Chambliss - 35
Sellers - 28
Mateer - 28
Leavitt - 24
Reed - 21
Manning - 19
Stockton - 18
Taylor - 6
Philo - 5
Simmons - 5
Brandon - 4
Jackson - 4
Minchey - 4
Taylor - 4
Curtis - 2
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