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re: Tennessee fans, who would have thunk it... - madmaxvol
[quote]Are we still laughing at Tennessee?[/quote] [quote]Does a 1 legged duck shite in a circle?[/quote] Probably not. Most animals don't walk when they defecate. So, it could do it while standing on one leg or while flying....
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re: Best Anti-War Song - madmaxvol
[quote]My vote is "Sam Stone" by John Prine. It shows the human consequences of war, primarily drug addiction and the effect it has on the families of veterans. Every time we invade a country or talk about escalating hostilities, I think of how many Sam Stone's our government is creating.[/quote] ...
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re: Band of Brothers - madmaxvol
[quote]On one hand I'm pissed I never watched it sooner but on the the other I'm glad that I waited to be older so I could fully appreciate it.[/quote] The first time I ever watched an episode of it, I was in Wales in December 2001. The series had already ended, and they were re-running it on HB...
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re: Band of Brothers - madmaxvol
[quote]Dick Winters[/quote] I read his book. It was excellent...as you might imagine. I saw there is a book of Shifty Powers' memoirs from the war. That could be an interesting read, too....
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re: If you HAD to move to one of these 5 states, which would you go and why? - madmaxvol
[quote]1)Tennessee...crime of course.[/quote] [quote]Maybe it's because I lived in BR and Nola for a decade, but I feel safe as shite in 90% of Nashville[/quote] Crime numbers in Tennessee are skewed by Memphis. I've seen a couple of websites that rank it the worst metro area for crime in the...
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re: Torbush resigns at ETSU - madmaxvol
[quote]Torbush resigns at ETSU[/quote] [quote]Carl?[/quote] Yes...
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re: Designing Your Own House - madmaxvol
[quote]I drew my own floor plan. Took my drawings to the home builder and they had the plans drawn up, with some agreed upon adjustments, for the build. [/quote] I did the same thing. It turned out great. Here's what I gave my architect. He did wonders with it. [img]https://kinderart.com/wp...
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re: Since Star Wars is upon us...which character would your Head Coach be? - madmaxvol
Not sure...but we just got rid of Greedo. ...
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re: Are Georgia and Tennessee each other's main rivals now? What is the game's name? - madmaxvol
[quote]Call it the Butch Bowl so those idiots can never forget. What a shite heap of a team the 2017 Tennessee Volunteers were[/quote] We were channeling our innermost Ray Goff. ...
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re: Total Cost of Firing Butch - madmaxvol
[quote]Pairing him with Tyson Helton who was a part of the #15 overall Total Offense this season should be a major uptick from Larry Scott. [/quote] [img]https://i.ytimg.com/vi/-mFaUDPRiZk/hqdefault.jpg?sqp=-oaymwEWCKgBEF5IWvKriqkDCQgBFQAAiEIYAQ==&rs=AOn4CLDFOprYEWu8RFzg_OPeMW_4Rmy07Q[/img] ...
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re: Deepak Chopra Quote Generator - madmaxvol
Mine are: [quote]"The ego reflects a symbolic representation of opportunities"[/quote] [quote]"Good health fascinates positive success"[/quote] [quote]"Hidden meaning comprehends your own positivity"[/quote] [quote]"Eternal stillness heals quantum self-knowledge"[/quote] [quote]"Your ...
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re: Total Cost of Firing Butch - madmaxvol
[quote]By my calculations, UT is spending $11.8 million a year for the next five years to have Pruitt as their coach, plus support staff. Is he worth it? [/quote] Hiring Jeremy Pruitt is not worth $11.8 million...but firing butch is. ...
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re: What is one positive thing about your team, you are looking forward to next season - madmaxvol
One positive thing...no more butch-isms One negative thing...overcoming the dumpster fire that has ensued after hiring a lesbian with a flattop to be our HC. ...
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re: Glad all of you basement dwellers are proud of your coaching hires... - madmaxvol
[quote]Dan Mullen at UF is going to ROCK all of your little SEC galaxies of mediocrity & glory... Wait for it! [/quote] Literally the best hire UF could have made. Chip Kelly would have been a disaster. Muffin has done more with less the entire time he was at MSU. As much as I hate the Gators....
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re: Is it me, or is everyone fat as hell? - madmaxvol
[quote]To be fair, Chattanooga is one of the unhealthiest cities in the country. [/quote] Cheeburger Cheeburger will do that to a city. ...
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re: Do you do elf on a shelf? When did this really start?l - madmaxvol
None of that Elf on a Shelf crap for me...why would anyone do that when you could have: [img]http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/296/004/477.jpg[/img] Or [img]https://pics.me.me/you-heard-of-elf-on-the-shelf-right-hey-ooo-bitches-27767253.png[/img] and for our Jewish friends...
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re: So The Dentist Says I Need A Gum Graft - madmaxvol
I've seen the procedure done under local anesthesia. It will be fine. It is becoming a relatively common procedure....
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re: My nickname for almost every sec team - madmaxvol
[quote]Solid list, Thomas. I’m especially fond of the Tennessee Creamsicles. Well done. [/quote] Just glad that he stopped thinking about "cream pies" enough to get the nickname right this time. [link=(https://www.secrant.com/rant/sec-football/oh-dear-god-no-mel-tucker/74008000/)]Thomas...
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re: Torbush resigns at ETSU - madmaxvol
[quote]really curious to see how he could transition to the college game.[/quote] He did well at Furman this year as Associate Head Coach/TE coach. So, at least being on staff at an FCS program for a season would help him make the transition. ...
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re: Torbush resigns at ETSU - madmaxvol
[quote]Looks like former Maryville High coach George Quarles is target number one.[/quote] As an ETSU alum...I think that would be a great hire. Quarles can flat out coach. I could easily see him being a P5 OC some day. ...
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