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re: Huge chess world upset of grandmaster sparks wild claims of cheating
Posted on 9/15/22 at 8:53 am to texasmason
Posted on 9/15/22 at 8:53 am to texasmason
One buzz for knight
Two buzzes for queen
Three buzzes because it feels good
Two buzzes for queen
Three buzzes because it feels good
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Posted on 9/15/22 at 8:53 am to Chicken
I think I'd rather just not play chess
Posted on 9/15/22 at 8:54 am to texasmason
They believe Hans had something shoved up his arse that buzzes him the next move.
He has cheated before.
He has cheated before.
Posted on 9/15/22 at 8:54 am to Fun Bunch
Same. Chess Twitter has been extremely entertaining this week 
Posted on 9/15/22 at 8:55 am to Chicken
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if someone wants him to move a piece to H8, it would vibrate in his arse 8 times, pause, and then another 8 times...
there's about to be a wave of OnlyFans hoes going out and buying a chess set today.
Posted on 9/15/22 at 8:55 am to Hermit Crab
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In this tournament there are rumors that he was told what strategies magnus was working on in his preparations, so he knew what to study.
Magnus did some moves that he had never done before and Hans claimed to have studied for that exact strategy.
I kinda don't consider this cheating, to be honest.
the arse buzz is cheating though
Posted on 9/15/22 at 8:56 am to texasmason
Posted on 9/15/22 at 8:56 am to Chicken
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it would vibrate in his arse
Posted on 9/15/22 at 8:56 am to texasmason
I read the whole article. Basically low ranked guy beats high ranked guy and some internet trolls came up with a theory that he used vibrating anal toys to cheat… it’s pretty gross that they even ran a story and mentioned those allegations with literally zero evidence that he cheated (especially that he had something in his butt to do it).
Posted on 9/15/22 at 8:56 am to When in Rome
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Same. Chess Twitter has been extremely entertaining this week
Just twitter in general has been entertaining with this story this week. I'm not some Chess nerd and haven't played it at all in many years, but its getting to be a pretty big story
perfect for this board too
Posted on 9/15/22 at 8:57 am to Fun Bunch
I am a chess nerd so I have been keeping up. GothamChess is a good follow with all of this for the twitterers.
so I have been keeping up. GothamChess is a good follow with all of this for the twitterers.
Posted on 9/15/22 at 8:59 am to texasmason
Exactly what I pictured 2 "chess masters" would look like, weird looking ears, unkept hair, strangely large foreheads...
Posted on 9/15/22 at 9:00 am to When in Rome
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Asked about Carlsen bowing out of the tournament, Niemann alleged the champ must have withdrawn because he was ashamed.
“ I think [he] was just so demoralized because he’s losing to an idiot like me. It must be embarrassing for the world champion to lose to me. I feel bad for him,” he said in an interview posted to the St. Louis Chess Club’s YouTube channel.
Posted on 9/15/22 at 9:01 am to jdd48
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including vibrating “anal beads” Wow. Have any blackjack players thought of this?
Posted on 9/15/22 at 9:01 am to texasmason
I think we just found the name for the Uranus probe mission.:
Operation Checkmate
Operation Checkmate
Posted on 9/15/22 at 9:01 am to texasmason
Assuming he didn’t cheat, can someone explain in football or golf terms how big of an upset this was?
Posted on 9/15/22 at 9:01 am to Klark Kent
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there's about to be a wave of OnlyFans hoes going out and buying a chess set today.
“Oh, you want me to move my dirty little pawn to B6? What a naughty boy you are.
I’m just gonna slooooooowly drag this bishop all the way to take your naughty little knight.
Oh yeah, a little more, check, check, check, CHECK,
CHECKMATE!!!!!!”
This post was edited on 9/15/22 at 9:02 am
Posted on 9/15/22 at 9:02 am to texasmason
Dude is just testing out a new opening.
Posted on 9/15/22 at 9:03 am to texasmason
So Hans was playing the Magnus Defense?
Posted on 9/15/22 at 9:04 am to PhiTiger1764
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Assuming he didn’t cheat, can someone explain in football or golf terms how big of an upset this was?
It would be something absolutely unheard of. Something that shouldn’t happen. Something completely bizarre,
Like, say, Marshall beating Notre Dame, or app state beating the Aggies with all their big money recruits at home,
You know, something that just doesn’t happen
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