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Huge chess world upset of grandmaster sparks wild claims of cheating

Posted on 9/15/22 at 8:42 am
Posted by texasmason
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Posted on 9/15/22 at 8:42 am
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A cheating scandal is buzzing in the chess world with wild allegations of using technology — including vibrating “anal beads” — to signal winning moves after a teenage newcomer beat a world champion at a high-stakes tournament.

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Hans Niemann (right) caused a major upset when he defeated the Norwegian grandmaster Magnus Carlsen (left) at the Sinquefield Cup on Sept. 4.
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Posted by BlackPawnMartyr
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Posted on 9/26/22 at 2:42 pm to
Magnus finally releases statement.

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Posted by OldHickory
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Posted on 9/15/22 at 8:43 am to
They both look autistic.
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
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Posted by Oates Mustache
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"You will empty your pockets..."

This post was edited on 9/15/22 at 8:51 am
Posted by Chad504boy
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Posted on 9/15/22 at 8:44 am to
Rather play her
Posted by Fun Bunch
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Posted on 9/15/22 at 8:45 am to
Been waiting for this story to get here
Posted by Hermit Crab
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Posted on 9/15/22 at 8:45 am to
Hans is an admitted cheater.

Magnus has lost plenty of games and never accused anyone before this.

Something is going on.
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Posted by Chad504boy
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Posted on 9/15/22 at 8:46 am to
How is the cheating occurring?
Posted by cable
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How did someone discover this?
Posted by tigersownall
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Posted on 9/15/22 at 8:47 am to
How do you cheat at chess?
Posted by 0x15E
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Posted by Jones
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Read the article. Dudes anal toy shows him the way
Posted by Tbonepatron
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Posted by Chicken
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Posted on 9/15/22 at 8:49 am to
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vibrating “anal beads”
Posted by Who_Dat_Tiger
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Posted on 9/15/22 at 8:50 am to
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A cheating scandal is buzzing in the chess world with wild allegations of using technology — including vibrating “anal beads”
Posted by Hermit Crab
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Posted on 9/15/22 at 8:50 am to
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How is the cheating occurring?


In the past he has cheated in online games. In this tournament there are rumors that he was told what strategies magnus was working on in his preparations, so he knew what to study.

Magnus did some moves that he had never done before and Hans claimed to have studied for that exact strategy.
Posted by texasmason
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Posted on 9/15/22 at 8:50 am to
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How is the cheating occurring?


using technology — including vibrating “anal beads” — to signal winning move
Posted by Chicken
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Posted on 9/15/22 at 8:52 am to
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How do you cheat at chess?
My guess is that there are two sets of vibrations...one for the file and one for the rank...if someone wants him to move a piece to H8, it would vibrate in his arse 8 times, pause, and then another 8 times...
This post was edited on 9/15/22 at 8:53 am
Posted by jdd48
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Posted on 9/15/22 at 8:53 am to
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including vibrating “anal beads”


Wow.

Have any blackjack players thought of this?
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