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Klark Kent
| Favorite team: | LSU |
| Location: | Houston via BR |
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| Number of Posts: | 76488 |
| Registered on: | 1/15/2008 |
| Online Status: | Not Online |
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re: I just love how if LSU gets screwed by the refs it’s ok but let Notre Dame
Posted by Klark Kent on 10/18/26 at 9:05 am to LSUPilot07
I was told that there was absolutely nothing unfair or biased about the officiating against Kentucky last week, per SFP. And he is the smartest person on the internet. Likely smarter than even AI.
re: 22-year old former Kentucky cheerleader pleads guilty to suffocating her newborn
Posted by Klark Kent on 10/17/26 at 11:14 pm to B747Tiger
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For the mental health and well being of mothers suffering from postpartum depression it’s more humane in some instances.

re: LSU homecoming went well (video)
Posted by Klark Kent on 10/17/26 at 11:12 pm to Proximo
“…they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character.”
re: Congrats to Sammy Turnovers on his first turnover free game!
Posted by Klark Kent on 10/17/26 at 3:10 pm to ipodking
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re: The Shane Gillis controversy is having an effect.
Posted by Klark Kent on 10/17/26 at 9:28 am to whatiknowsofar

re: The Shane Gillis controversy is having an effect.
Posted by Klark Kent on 10/17/26 at 9:03 am to whatiknowsofar
So the joke had no humor. Except for the humor, which arrived too late.
Crystal clear, Professor. Please publish the acceptable number of seconds between an abrasive premise and its punchline so Shane can properly workshop his material next time. :lol:
No, I get it. You didn’t laugh, therefore the joke was objectively poorly written. Everything after that has been you reverse-engineering an entire comedy syllabus to make your personal taste sound like expertise.
You made a middle-school KKK pun and then called me soft for noticing it. That isn’t “stooping to my level.” That’s tripping over your own shoelaces and insisting you were merely inspecting the floor.
For someone furious that Gillis took too long to reach the punchline, you’ve now spent three pages desperately searching for one yourself.
Crystal clear, Professor. Please publish the acceptable number of seconds between an abrasive premise and its punchline so Shane can properly workshop his material next time. :lol:
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Ah man you dont get it. My bad.
No, I get it. You didn’t laugh, therefore the joke was objectively poorly written. Everything after that has been you reverse-engineering an entire comedy syllabus to make your personal taste sound like expertise.
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My bad for stooping to your level klark.
You made a middle-school KKK pun and then called me soft for noticing it. That isn’t “stooping to my level.” That’s tripping over your own shoelaces and insisting you were merely inspecting the floor.
For someone furious that Gillis took too long to reach the punchline, you’ve now spent three pages desperately searching for one yourself.
re: The Shane Gillis controversy is having an effect.
Posted by Klark Kent on 10/17/26 at 8:45 am to whatiknowsofar
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he took too long to get to the actual joke.
Ah, so first there was no humor beyond the vulgarity. Then, once I explained the actual structure, the humor suddenly existed but took too long to arrive.
That isn’t analysis. That’s moving the goalposts with a stopwatch you invented. Professor whatlittleiknowsofar has now promoted himself to official comedy timekeeper. :lol:
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krazy klark kent
Oh, I see what you did there. Three Ks. Very edgy.
Nothing says “take my sophisticated comedy criticism seriously” quite like ending it with a KKK pun you’d expect from a 13-year-old on Reddit. (fitting)
You’ve spent multiple posts lecturing everyone about lazy joke writing, then proudly closed with “krazy klark kent.” That may be the funniest part of this entire exchange, just not for the reason you intended.
:rotflmao: never change my angry little stalker.
re: The Shane Gillis controversy is having an effect.
Posted by Klark Kent on 10/17/26 at 8:09 am to whatiknowsofar
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I haven’t been to the gym in so long I didnt noticed that women dress like whores now is a lazy setup.
Except that wasn’t the entire setup or the punchline. The bit moved from an absurdly specific description of neon, artificial-bait-colored shorts, to “don’t look because they’re filming,” and finally to Gillis being the creepy fat guy trapped in the background of ten TikToks. The insult was the bait. The punchline ultimately turned back on him.
You stripped the entire bit down to the one phrase that offended Leftists, then declared the version you created lazy and humorless.
You’re free to dislike it. Pretending there was no humor beyond the vulgarity is simply inaccurate. Never change whatlittleiknowsofar
re: The Shane Gillis controversy is having an effect.
Posted by Klark Kent on 10/17/26 at 8:03 am to Shimoda
ohh look a new alter. let’s review your post history and see if we can’t figure out who you are.
re: The Shane Gillis controversy is having an effect.
Posted by Klark Kent on 10/17/26 at 7:56 am to whatiknowsofar
Pulling the Norm Macdonald card here is the comedy version of “I have a Black friend.”
I’m still not buying that this is some sincere critique of joke construction. Gillis isn’t an overt Leftist, and the joke targets the exact type of women you reflexively defend. That seems to be doing far more work here than the “writing.”
I’m still not buying that this is some sincere critique of joke construction. Gillis isn’t an overt Leftist, and the joke targets the exact type of women you reflexively defend. That seems to be doing far more work here than the “writing.”
re: The Shane Gillis controversy is having an effect.
Posted by Klark Kent on 10/17/26 at 7:38 am to whatiknowsofar
You can just say you’re siding with the overly sensitive gym hoes. No need to suddenly cosplay as a comedy expert because the joke stepped on one of the Left’s sacred cows.
re: US Congressman to introduce Power To The Players Act
Posted by Klark Kent on 10/16/26 at 8:59 pm to Brosef Stalin
i get your point, but as an egregious example: NBA 2k shuts down servers 2 years after its release date. You cannot play NBA2k24 online as of last week.
re: The Shane Gillis controversy is having an effect.
Posted by Klark Kent on 10/16/26 at 8:53 pm to Bourre
women and limp-wristed males got their feelings hurt by hearing the truth, in the form of a hilarious joke.
re: 22-year old former Kentucky cheerleader pleads guilty to suffocating her newborn
Posted by Klark Kent on 10/16/26 at 6:42 pm to The Pirate King
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Does this girl also get the go fund me and national support like the woman in the other case?
we all know the answer to this question. But expect white liberal males on this site to be upset by this dose of honesty.
re: HOA reportedly wants full-size Halloween candy banned for ‘fairness’ —
Posted by Klark Kent on 10/16/26 at 4:55 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
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HOA's ruin everything.
disagree for the most part. obviously situations like this are bullshite. but i like that HOA’s keep people from being overtly trashy and diminishing property values. common decency is a lost cause nowadays.
re: The NYT wants fraternities to admit women to make them less "problematic"
Posted by Klark Kent on 10/16/26 at 3:29 pm to tiggerthetooth
sounds like they are pushing to force Fraternities to go the way of the Boy Scouts. Females must be included and leadership has to be women, POCs, or gay/lesbian/etc.
re: Summary of the Russell Brand rape case from this week
Posted by Klark Kent on 10/16/26 at 9:48 am to Cosmo
he’s been red pilled for quite a while.
re: Fight erupts at the Hot Cheetos pizza stand at the State Fair of Texas.
Posted by Klark Kent on 10/16/26 at 8:48 am to BoomerandSooner
this is exactly why families go to the Houston Rodeo during the weekdays only and leave by 3PM. One specific group ruins everything in America and we aren’t even allowed to call them out on it.


re: Gonna miss John Brady commentary
Posted by Klark Kent on 10/14/26 at 10:54 pm to RGT
never claimed to be a perfect human being, never will. But Gordy comes off as a slimy douche.
re: I’m damn proud of this LSU basketball team……
Posted by Klark Kent on 10/14/26 at 10:52 pm to KevinD
Also watched the game tonight.
Jesus it’s great watching a disciplined team who puts forth maximum effort. I feel likes it’s been years (since the last WW team) since we’ve seen that. I know the roster is limited and competition will only get tougher but I too am proud of how they’ve played so far!
Jesus it’s great watching a disciplined team who puts forth maximum effort. I feel likes it’s been years (since the last WW team) since we’ve seen that. I know the roster is limited and competition will only get tougher but I too am proud of how they’ve played so far!
re: How do you guys replace lightbulbs high up?
Posted by Klark Kent on 10/14/26 at 5:47 pm to ezride25
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Martha Stewart board
BabyTac board would be more fitting
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