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If she had as many sticking out of her as she’s had stuck in her, she’d look like a damn porcupine. ...

Good thing my wife doesn’t think like this. ...

I'll go ahead and jump on the band wagon...I'll take it if you don't. My son's getting too big to ride on the back of mine....

[quote]How the frick can a city of 10,000 people not have a single grocery store?... [/quote] There are countries with millions of people just like the ones in Grambling that don’t have grocery stores. ...

I worked with a guy in New Iberia who used to work out of town. He came home early one week to surprise his wife. He walked in on her fricking his brother.(This is no BS "I know a guy who knows a guy" story). They had 2 kids together. Anyway, they divorce and she marries his brother. So now, the...

My wife wanted to go last night, but I just started this stupid low-carb diet. Hopefully I can drop some pounds quickly so I can go treat myself....

Damn...looks like they missed one. Pittsburgh PD needs more range time....

[quote]people fleeing the lawless hellhole of Mexico[/quote] What do you think makes Mexico lawless? Is it the terrain? No. Is it something in the water? No It IS the people. I feel bad for the ones that want a better life, but corruption is all a lot of these people have ever known. And we ca...

Dodson and it ain't even close. Livonia and Washington used to be bad, but I haven't seen cops there in the last few trips. I heard Greenwood is getting bad....

Any red meat we eat is deer. We cook redfish or spec at least once a week. And eat shrimp we’ve caught probably once every 2 weeks. The dogs eat the wild pigs killed. I guess you could say we go through a bunch of wild animals. ...

[quote]Her forehead lines & under eye wrinkles are similar to mine, and I’m 15 years older. [/quote] Pics?...

[quote]Cut open a stomach of a deer anywhere[/quote] [quote] most of the contents will be browse. [/quote] Exactly, unless you caught them and fed them corn for a month before you slaughter them. :lol: We sometimes cut the stomach open to see if they're hitting the food plots. And it's usual...

[quote]I’m bitter and poor so I can’t afford a diary.[/quote] Upvote just for this. I'm too lazy to go through the process of building my own home, so I just buy old used houses....

Do they have dogs playing poker or a velvet Elvis?...

I like the diamond plate on that shovel. Never seen one that fancy before....

I normally like the quiet ones if I'm Ubering around my town. But in Vegas a few months ago, we took a ride from our hotel to Old Vegas and the driver was an excellent tour guide pointing out things along the way....

That god damn beeping makes me think I’m fiahing offshore. ...

Frosted Flakes Fruity Pebbles Coco Pebbles No particular order...

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[quote]And an honest hard working man becomes a murderer. Over a vehicle.[/quote] I'm sure he'll sleep alright at night. I know I would....