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Posted on 9/15/22 at 9:05 am to SG_Geaux
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Dude is just testing out a new opening.
Posted on 9/15/22 at 9:11 am to Chicken
Chicken have you used anal beads to cheat at chess before? Sounds like you know what you're doing
Posted on 9/15/22 at 9:11 am to PhiTiger1764
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Assuming he didn’t cheat, can someone explain in football or golf terms how big of an upset this was?
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Assuming he didn’t cheat, can someone explain in football or golf terms how big of an upset this was?
Some people consider Magnus now one of the greatest players of all time. He is a legend and he's only 31.
The other guy is considered a very good player but one that everyone hates because they all think he has cheated on several occasions.
Posted on 9/15/22 at 9:13 am to fr33manator
That's not true. Magnus has lost a ton of drive and he is dropping games to lesser opponents much more often than before.
This would be like a bottom 25, solid team at home defeating a #1. Certainly a big deal, but not unheard of
Posted on 9/15/22 at 9:13 am to texasmason
It would be funny if you could hear it vibrating on the wood chair. Bzzzzzzzzzz...Bzzz. 
Posted on 9/15/22 at 9:15 am to texasmason
Where were these vibrating anal beads when I was playing chess - The OT
Posted on 9/15/22 at 9:18 am to Chad504boy
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How is the cheating occurring?
Nobody knows, OTB (over the board) cheating is considered damn near impossible, especially in a big tournament like the Sinquefield Cup where they use anti-electronics measures. They took a lot of extra time to wand Hans before his next match which along with Magnus leaving the tournament indicated to everyone watching there was a question of cheating.
Hans has two strikes against him, first, he has admitted to cheating in an online game, and second, his classical rating rise over the last couple of years has been unparalleled in the history of chess. However, there were a lot of big jumps during COVID. Some have argued Ding jumped a similar amount.
Chess needs to get to the bottom of this...
Posted on 9/15/22 at 9:20 am to Who_Dat_Tiger
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“ I think [he] was just so demoralized because he’s losing to an idiot like me. It must be embarrassing for the world champion to lose to me. I feel bad for him,
Posted on 9/15/22 at 9:21 am to Obtuse1
What I don't get is, if someone is messaging him to do a move through the arse...
Wouldn't the person messaging him need to be really good as well?
Wouldn't the person messaging him need to be really good as well?
Posted on 9/15/22 at 9:23 am to Fun Bunch
Wouldn't the person sending the message be on a computer that's running all the possible moves and he's just sending what the computer says?
Posted on 9/15/22 at 9:23 am to Obtuse1
quote:I see what you did there...
Chess needs to get to the bottom of this...
Posted on 9/15/22 at 9:23 am to Chicken
quote:Sounds like this dude just needs to skip the chess part of this
My guess is that there are two sets of vibrations...one for the file and one for the rank...if someone wants him to move a piece to H8, it would vibrate in his arse 8 times, pause, and then another 8 times...
Posted on 9/15/22 at 9:23 am to Chicken
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My guess is that there are two sets of vibrations...one for the file and one for the rank...if someone wants him to move a piece to H8, it would vibrate in his arse 8 times, pause, and then another 8 times...
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Chicken
Has our society devolved so much as to have the Chicken Overlord actually speculate as to the Anal-bead vibrating strategy to cheat at a game of chess?
God, help us all.
Posted on 9/15/22 at 9:23 am to Jones
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Wouldn't the person sending the message be on a computer that's running all the possible moves and he's just sending what the computer says?
I am retarded. Yeah.
Posted on 9/15/22 at 9:26 am to texasmason
Cheating in chess huh?
This is what we have come to. End up losing so the go to is to claim cheating
This is what we have come to. End up losing so the go to is to claim cheating
Posted on 9/15/22 at 9:28 am to Fun Bunch
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Some people consider Magnus now one of the greatest players of all time. He is a legend and he's only 31.
The other guy is considered a very good player but one that everyone hates because they all think he has cheated on several occasions.
So like Patrick Reed beating peak Tiger Woods?
Posted on 9/15/22 at 9:31 am to Jones
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Dudes anal toy shows him the way
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Hans Niemann, 19, of San Francisco, Calif.
Math checks out.
Posted on 9/15/22 at 9:34 am to Jones
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Wouldn't the person sending the message be on a computer that's running all the possible moves and he's just sending what the computer says?
How does the person on the computer know what moves the opponent is making? Are these events streamed live?
Posted on 9/15/22 at 9:35 am to TheOcean
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That's not true. Magnus has lost a ton of drive and he is dropping games to lesser opponents much more often than before.
It definitely wasn't a Marshall or App State win. Hans is extremely capable. It isn't that Hans won it is how Hans beat Magnus. OTB, classical with black, and his moves were...odd.
If he hadn't already been caught using an engine to cheat I might be more skeptical.
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