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re: Do you ever wonder who was the first person to do something?

Posted on 7/2/26 at 2:59 pm to
Posted by TigerintheNO
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2004
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Posted on 7/2/26 at 2:59 pm to
she stole an apple from God
Posted by DesScorp
Alabama
Member since Sep 2017
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Posted on 7/2/26 at 3:18 pm to
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often wonder how hungry the first person had to be to eat an oyster, glad they did but they had to be really hungry.


I think quite a bit about early man’s trial and error approach to food.

“Welp, Grug vomited and died, and Broud didnt. Guess Pufferfish is no good, but Oysters are OK, boys”.
Posted by Salviati
Member since Apr 2006
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Posted on 7/2/26 at 3:56 pm to
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What you talking about? The guy who invented shoes is Emil Fischer, he invented them in 8674 BC in Germany.
Emil Fischer was loved by his community as a problem solver.

He was far more popular than his step-brother Ernst Fischer who invented Legos in 8673 BC.
Posted by dgnx6
Member since Feb 2006
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Posted on 7/2/26 at 3:59 pm to
Yeah. Who ate a bunch of mushrooms to find the trippy kind?







Posted by biglego
San Francisco
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Posted on 7/2/26 at 4:07 pm to
Someone was the first person to eat arse
Posted by SwaggerCopter
H TINE HOL IT DINE
Member since Dec 2012
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Posted on 7/2/26 at 4:10 pm to
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CHEDBALLZ

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I often wonder how hungry the first person had to be to eat an oyster, glad they did but they had to be really hungry.


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Hangover Haven

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I always thought the first person to eat a raw oyster must've been hungry AF...


I feel like I just witnessed a royal flush. This is insane.
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
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Posted on 7/2/26 at 4:21 pm to
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I was listening to Dan Carlin lately and he mentioned how ancient armies would just show up in a place and nobody that lived there knew who they were.


Where? Did he release a new show?
Posted by Stinger_1066
On a golf course
Member since Jul 2021
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Posted on 7/2/26 at 4:21 pm to
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Do you ever wonder who was the first person to do something?


I'm sure that Adam and Eve had sex numerous times, but did they know that it might result in pregnancy?

Who was the first man to stick his erect penis in a woman's vagina with the understanding that it might produce a baby?
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