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re: Do you ever wonder who was the first person to do something?
Posted on 7/2/26 at 11:51 am to weagle1999
Posted on 7/2/26 at 11:51 am to weagle1999
Ug and Krog were the first to do a lot of things.
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Posted on 7/2/26 at 11:56 am to lsuhunt555
He actually stepped on a d4 after his son's Caves & Cavemen game night.
Posted on 7/2/26 at 11:57 am to Shexter
Humans were drinking sheep and goat milk before cow milk. Donkey milk is the closest to human, and was given to newborns.
This post was edited on 7/2/26 at 12:03 pm
Posted on 7/2/26 at 11:59 am to weagle1999
Similarly, I often think about very weird scenarios and actions and consider that someone has likely done that simply due to how many people there are in the world.
Posted on 7/2/26 at 12:01 pm to Shexter
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First person to drink cow milk.
we absolutely knew you can get milk from tits long before the cow was a thing.
Posted on 7/2/26 at 12:02 pm to TigerintheNO
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I figured someone was drunk a pissed on it by mistake
Grog, is that same bear pelt you piss in?
Me dry it and pelt better now.
pIssing pelt good!
Sure, grog, sure
Posted on 7/2/26 at 12:02 pm to TigerintheNO
Not sure if it has been said, but someone had the idea to milk a cow and drink it.
Posted on 7/2/26 at 12:06 pm to weagle1999
I think I may have been the first fan to leave new Alex Box Stadium in an ambulance.
Posted on 7/2/26 at 12:09 pm to weagle1999
It wasnt an "invention " , it's more of an adapting.
Needed better comfort in certsin situations, you made it happen.
A killer animal chases you, you hit it with a large stick, it runs away. You didnt invent the bat
Needed better comfort in certsin situations, you made it happen.
A killer animal chases you, you hit it with a large stick, it runs away. You didnt invent the bat
Posted on 7/2/26 at 12:13 pm to ChatGPT of LA
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It wasnt an "invention " , it's more of an adapting. Needed better comfort in certsin situations, you made it happen.
That’s a fair take.
Still, someone was the very first one to do it. I wish I knew more about that person.
Posted on 7/2/26 at 12:14 pm to CHEDBALLZ
I bet they were traveling along the coast and saw a sea otter cracking one open w a rock on its belly. “Hey, look what sea weasel do!”
Posted on 7/2/26 at 12:17 pm to StringedInstruments
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Do you think that person knows they ate the best watermelon ever?
Is this a euphemism for something else?
Posted on 7/2/26 at 12:19 pm to weagle1999
Oral is way up there.
Think about the fact it's probably been around a long long time. Think about the hygiene of the time, and someone goes....yep I'm gonna put that in my mouth or yep I'm licking that
Think about the fact it's probably been around a long long time. Think about the hygiene of the time, and someone goes....yep I'm gonna put that in my mouth or yep I'm licking that
Posted on 7/2/26 at 12:22 pm to weagle1999
I often wonder about how there is someone who is world #1 in something, but may not know it. For example, someone has consumed more mayonnaise than any other person on earth, though they are likely unaware they hold this prestigious accolade.
Posted on 7/2/26 at 12:24 pm to TheDeathValley
what about the guy that said, "See that white thing that came out of that chicken's butt? Im going to eat it."?
Posted on 7/2/26 at 12:24 pm to weagle1999
How did somebody figure out how to make cocaine. Or meth.
Posted on 7/2/26 at 12:25 pm to Splackavellie
Reminds me of a Carlin routine… things that have never once been said in human history.
“I’m going to stick this hot poker in my arse.”
He was the first person to ever say that lol.
“I’m going to stick this hot poker in my arse.”
He was the first person to ever say that lol.
This post was edited on 7/2/26 at 12:26 pm
Posted on 7/2/26 at 12:25 pm to weagle1999
Yeah I would think of those situations as discoveries - recognition of something already in existence - rather than the invention of something new.
Posted on 7/2/26 at 12:25 pm to Rob Perillo
I am the best person in the world that does my job at my employer........doesn't matter i am the only one that does it, what is important is I am number 1!
Posted on 7/2/26 at 12:26 pm to CHEDBALLZ
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I often wonder how hungry the first person had to be to eat an oyster, glad they did but they had to be really hungry
You and Jonathan Swift
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