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So does Britney Spears. Along with a figure


The actual frick?
Why does that left leg get bigger as it goes down?
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He hasn't been to his apartment in 2 days, stopping to nap in his truck for 2 hours when he fills up with gas


If he is young and can bear that, good for him.

At my age, frick that noise.

re: Punch the Monkey

Posted by forkedintheroad on 2/24/26 at 5:04 am to
An article about monkeys abandoning their young?

I'll see myself out.

MIRACLE 2.0

Posted by forkedintheroad on 2/22/26 at 9:54 am
USA with the sweep!
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Space is…hard


Space is easy. It's literally nothing.

Gravity, on the other hand, is a bitch.

re: Converting to Judaism

Posted by forkedintheroad on 2/21/26 at 11:31 am to
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you need to go everyday and walk around the synagogue and pick up loose change on the ground. They will notice and eventually let you in.


But only if you shout really loud on day 7.

re: Converting to Judaism

Posted by forkedintheroad on 2/21/26 at 10:56 am to
You have to pay the foreskin fee up front.
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Nah thats a pretty standard approach/email for businesses because for those who have miscarried or struggle with fertility, Mothers Day can be potentially upsetting.


Any holiday can be potentially upsetting to someone out there who has an associated trauma.

The only answer is to stop celebrating holidays because you just never know.
I am ready to accept it with the caveat it will always be a copy function, never a move.

In other words, you can't move you into another body. You can only copy yourself.
Why would the pilot say it was his first cockpit breach event if the cockpit wasn't breached?

re: Washing machine options

Posted by forkedintheroad on 2/19/26 at 9:19 pm to
Apparently the bad news is they all suck now and you have to search for a good used model from a certain year backwards to actually have a decent washer/dryer now.
Need someone to clip the uppercut part and overlay it with some Street Fighter sounds.

"Shoryuken!"

"KO"

"Perfect!"
People that make lots of money spend it on weird, shady shite.
getting into something.

Check what he/she is touching.
This bitch looks better in her mug shot than her glamour shot.

re: UPS flight 2976,,, damn

Posted by forkedintheroad on 2/18/26 at 8:10 pm to
Ok that interaction about the petroleum tanks was pretty good.

In bad circumstances, of course.