re: Do you ever wonder who was the first person to do something?

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And if someone ate that watermelon, then they have eaten the objectively best watermelon in the history of the world. Do you think that person knows they ate the best watermelon ever?

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They may not have realized it at the time, but you know they chased that high the rest of their lives or are still searching for the next great watermelon

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I always thought the first person to eat a raw oyster must've been hungry AF...

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I think the opposite way. Humans ate raw meat for a million years before someone decided to throw some meat in the fire then eat it.

What made them do that? Was it an accident where the meat slipped out of his hand and landed on the coals? Did they smell the meat burning on the coals and their mouth started watering? Was it done on purpose? If so, what was the reasoning? They didnt know that heat killed germs. They didnt know about germs.

Who was the first person to regret opening this post?

My dad got bladder cancer recently. The treatment was to stick a catheter up his dick and spray the inside of his bladder with a tuberculosis culture. It actually works really well thankfully.

But my response was, who in the hell ever thought to try this in the first place? And who was the first person to volunteer as a guinea pig for that?

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I often think about this when I eat the delicious shellfish and crustations we enjoy here in So. LA

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Indians watching every other animal around eating shrimp or crawfish figured they must not kill you, let's try to cook some.

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I wonder about all the shite people tried smoking before tobacco or marijuana.

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rolled up loose leaf paper or tree leaves like normal kids hiding out in the woods looking at a smuggled Playboy

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what about the guy that said, "See that white thing that came out of that chicken's butt? Im going to eat it."?

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Eggs are a prime target for animal diets across the animal kingdom. I'm sure they saw other animals doing it (and not chicken eggs) and ate them. Chicken eggs in a harvesting/farming scenario came much later.

These early people didn't have the same lens of what is gross as us. Something coming out of a butt might not have phased them.

First person to wipe their arse with poison ivy.

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I wonder who posted the first thread on the OT.

Was it Chicken?

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Actually it was The Egg

I wonder who was the first person or persons to commit a crime