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re: Diarrhea-soaked Hyrox athlete divides internet over whether she should have quit

Posted on 9/15/26 at 10:49 am to
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
25803 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 10:49 am to
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Youre a moron


Shaddup Mingo.
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
117774 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 10:49 am to
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quote:
Quite possibly

The most unlikable phrase

Ever known to mankind

no it's not and you're an absolute moron for thinking it is


I vote: "Being on the wrong side of history."
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
35675 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 10:50 am to
She should not have quit.....















... SHe should have been DQ'ed.
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
25803 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 10:51 am to
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How are the other competitors supposed to avoid getting her diarrhea all over themselves when she's shitting and dripping all over an event like this?


That’s on Hyrox.

They admittedly did not keep up with her abundant shite fountain.

They also did not pull her from the event.

She did what she was permitted to do.
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
12444 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 10:53 am to
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divides internet


Is this going to be a new catch phrase? Please let it not be so.
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
37711 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 10:54 am to
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That’s on Hyrox.


You are right on this part. She is going to keep going until someone stops her. There was $15k on the line

The rest of what you are saying is straight retard though and you are clearly uneducated on the topic
This post was edited on 9/15/26 at 10:56 am
Posted by Chrome
Chromeville
Member since Nov 2007
13670 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 10:56 am to
She literally would be a tough act to follow.
Posted by Rza32
Member since Nov 2008
4711 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 10:57 am to
Not guilty.
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
25803 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 10:58 am to
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The rest of what you are saying is straight retard though and you are clearly uneducated on the topic


Look, my fine short king, she did what she was allowed to do.

That is the bottom line.

Posted by wareaglepete
Siberia
Member since Dec 2012
19822 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 11:05 am to
May I interrupt all the shite talk for a minute with a question?

WTF is Hyrox?
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
25803 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 11:06 am to
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WTF is Hyrox?


I think it’s like an Oreo cookie.



This post was edited on 9/15/26 at 11:08 am
Posted by Snipe
Member since Nov 2015
17351 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 11:07 am to
Not opening that link in case there are pictures.

Posted by TheOcean
#honeyfriedchicken
Member since Aug 2004
46849 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 11:08 am to
Hyrox is where insecure people like mingo get together and jack each other off over how many burpees they can do
Posted by wareaglepete
Siberia
Member since Dec 2012
19822 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 11:10 am to
So cookies and burpees soaked in diarreah. Got it.
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
32052 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 11:10 am to
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Is this a WYHI?

Would you PIIHB?
Posted by Chicken
Jackassistan
Member since Aug 2003
27915 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 11:15 am to
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Ever think clenching while sitting is a lot easier than running full out, Mr couch potato?
she should have stopped and clenched...

and my buddy was basically standing while driving in order to clench.
This post was edited on 9/15/26 at 11:16 am
Posted by Gings5
Member since Jul 2016
12012 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 11:17 am to
There’s a photo of a shite stained rower.
Posted by hogcard1964
Alabama
Member since Jan 2017
21977 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 11:28 am to
Oh WTH!!!
Posted by Tornado Alley
Member since Mar 2012
28719 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 11:33 am to
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Your analogy would hit better if Hyrox had posted rules on this, ya know, like a speed limit sign.

What happened to her is not uncommon.
Hyrox did not stop her.
She did not ignore a posted rule that I know of. Had she done so I imagine she would have been DQ’d.


"There's no rule against shitting yourself so I'm going to shite everywhere!" - SallysHuman
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
37711 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 11:38 am to
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Hyrox is where insecure people like mingo get together and jack each other off over how many burpees they can do


There’s not very many burpees in Hyrox
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