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Gorilla's bench 900 to 2500 lbs


Where do y'all come up with this sort of stuff?

re: Love on the spectrum

Posted by Tornado Alley on 4/25/25 at 1:33 pm
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I think encouraging those two to get married and have children is a little delusional/unrealistic and unfair to those two.


See Buck v. Bell
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An unbelievable stretch from the best player of this generation.


He's not even the best player in the American League. :lol:
The term "generational" is overused by sports media these days.

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Everyone I've ever met who practices "Natural Family Planning" has like 7 kids, many of whom were "unexpected"


That's the point of Catholic "natural family planning."
Hindsight is 20/20 because, in fairness, we never beat y'all like that and our games with y'all are usually nail-biters.
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The game where our qb, rb and linebacker were out?


Your QBs were great against us that day (21/28, 365 yards, 1 TD, 0 INT).

Y'all just couldn't stop us from scoring.

re: 2025 Formula 1 Season Thread

Posted by Tornado Alley on 4/22/25 at 2:43 pm
NGL ol' Osama Bin Russell has been growing on me. He has been really good this season.
This will suck donkey balls if 9/12 who made it in '24 make it in '25.

re: 2025 Formula 1 Season Thread

Posted by Tornado Alley on 4/21/25 at 9:14 am
Piastri's unexpected pass on Hamilton was awesome. He is really coming into his own as an elite driver.

Also wanna give a shahtaht to my Williams bros Sainz and Albon for #doublepoints.
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There is a vast horde of fans who feel the same way. There was a day when my world revolved around Saturday football from before dawn till after midnight. Today it sits at the bottom of my priority list right below cutting grass.


Some of this apathy must be attributable to aging and different things becoming priorities.

But some of it must also be attributed to the state of the game.
Tebow hit .273 in AA ball in 271 AB.

Was he Willie Mays? No. But he was not a scrub.

re: SEC Tournament Locations

Posted by Tornado Alley on 4/14/25 at 1:55 pm
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So every tournament is far on the East side


yes.

good.

fuk u.
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Yea I know some of our people dont know how to act but it aint no different than any other event in Biloxi.


This is true. There were at least six retirees murdered at Cruisin’ the Coast in October of ‘24. Don’t even get me started on the Biloxi Oyster Festival, which is pretty much Mississippi Mogadishu.:lol:
I'd probably kiss the ground after being propelled into space by a gigantic fricking rocket and then safely landing too.