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Diarrhea-soaked Hyrox athlete divides internet over whether she should have quit

Posted on 9/15/26 at 9:36 am
Posted by Chicken
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Posted on 9/15/26 at 9:36 am
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It may be the stinkiest debate of the year.

A Hyrox athlete has divided the internet after losing control of her bowels mid-race and refusing to stop, raising questions about whether she should have hung up her diarrhea-splattered sneakers rather than power through to the finish line.

Joanna Wietrzyk, a 24-year-old Australian, was caught on camera running, rowing and lunging through the Beijing fitness competition over the weekend as fecal matter streamed down her legs — and somehow still managed to clinch first place.
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I had a buddy go through a similar incident yesterday...had to clench his cheeks for miles while driving...but made it. Not sure why this woman could not clench.
This post was edited on 9/15/26 at 9:59 am
Posted by Harry Caray
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Member since Aug 2009
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Posted on 9/15/26 at 9:38 am to
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Not sure why this woman could not clench.
oooo look at mr. tough guy with the golden sphincter
Posted by EdgarAllenHoe
Member since Aug 2026
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Posted on 9/15/26 at 9:38 am to
Is this a WYHI?
Posted by LNCHBOX
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Posted on 9/15/26 at 9:39 am to


Seriously though. That's absolutely disgusting, and I don't understand anyone defending her
Posted by Hangover Haven
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Posted on 9/15/26 at 9:40 am to
That shite has been going on for years...

Posted by SparkyWilson
Member since May 2026
382 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 9:40 am to
Did it impede other athletes in any way? I lean towards automatic disqualification, but, in the moment, if the other competitors could do their thing on a clean, dry track and clean, dry equipment, then there's not much to be done.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
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Posted on 9/15/26 at 9:41 am to
That's one of the stupidest things I've ever seen.
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
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Posted on 9/15/26 at 9:42 am to
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had a buddy through a similar incident yesterday


Did he come over to borrow some toilet paper?
Posted by Volvagia
Fort Worth
Member since Mar 2006
53835 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 9:43 am to
Ever think clenching while sitting is a lot easier than running full out, Mr couch potato?
This post was edited on 9/15/26 at 10:25 am
Posted by SallysHuman
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Posted on 9/15/26 at 9:43 am to
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I don't understand anyone defending her


Because…

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and somehow still managed to clinch first place.


She worked hard to get to that race, had what it took to win it. As shocking as it is, bowel issues and runners aren’t exactly unheard of.

Posted by theliontamer
Chicago
Member since Nov 2015
2416 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 9:44 am to
She should have been removed and cleaned up before she can return. It's a public health issue. They take bleeding athletes out of games and get them patched up. This was a hindrance to other athletes competing near her.
Posted by Bigdawgb
Member since Oct 2023
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Posted on 9/15/26 at 9:44 am to


Reading this while taking a dump & this is still my reaction
Posted by LSUBFA83
Member since May 2012
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Posted on 9/15/26 at 9:44 am to
Article says her diarrhea splatters caused several athletes to fall and equipment had to be sanitized. On those grounds I think she should have been disqualified.
Posted by tigafan4life
Member since Dec 2006
51206 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 9:44 am to
That is disgusting and also a bio hazard. Just so fricking nasty.
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
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Posted on 9/15/26 at 9:45 am to
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Joanna Wietrzyk, a 24-year-old Australian,


we have rules around here, sir




meh. i wouldn't put up with much of her shite.

This post was edited on 9/15/26 at 9:54 am
Posted by HeLeakin
Member since May 2014
3774 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 9:46 am to
Hryox is dumb and anyone who does it is weird. The founder of Hryox even thinks the people are dumb.
Posted by canyon
MM23
Member since Dec 2003
22498 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 9:46 am to
Ahhh the old My buddy can eat 17 tacoshit chalupas and drive his fat arse around without Hershey squirting.

Impressive
Posted by LNCHBOX
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Posted on 9/15/26 at 9:46 am to
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She worked hard to get to that race, had what it took to win it. As shocking as it is, bowel issues and runners aren’t exactly unheard of.



GTFO. This is more than just running. It's using equipment others are using. This is fricking gross and teh epitome of today's selfish look at me culture.
Posted by Harry Caray
Denial
Member since Aug 2009
21104 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 9:47 am to
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GTFO. This is more than just running. It's using equipment others are using. This is fricking gross and teh epitome of today's selfish look at me culture.

You're way too worked up about this man
Posted by LNCHBOX
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Posted on 9/15/26 at 9:48 am to
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You're way too worked up about this man


Why am I not surprised someone like you is into shite play
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