Favorite team:Auburn 
Location:Opelika, Alabama
Biography:I had a dream ...once
Interests:Whorticulture
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Registered on:8/4/2013
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I bought some nice ripe watermelon chunks at Publix earlier. Then I ate too much of it.
Okay, but... If some guy is going to a nude gay beach, looking at the people there and jackin off, isn't he probably queer too?
Then the gays will be pissed off when gays get arrested at the gay beach.
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Madison Beer

I would liquor

re: Shooting fataility at Amazon Cortana

Posted by auggie on 4/29/25 at 11:15 am
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I heard it was over the same piece of arse each one was hitting.

Those Amazon wiminz have got the sex slaves killing each other.
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Do you think eating a hermit crab is disturbing?

Probably pretty damn disturbing for the crab.
Populations will remain spotty at best.
Some great ones already mentioned.
I'll throw Verne Gosdin, Al Greene, Meatloaf and Chris Issac out there.
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Haven't tried that, but I love Pancit

Get you some lumpia San Fran. It's like a cross between a spring roll and beef burrito. Pancit is great too though.
If I was the Tin Man, I would have been pounding it.
Somebody stole the doors off your barn and fricked your wife?
Looks like some kind of pizza serving machine.
You lay the pizza on the white tray and pull the trigger... bam.. pizza delivery guys are out business. :violin:

re: Love bugs ??

Posted by auggie on 4/26/25 at 9:56 am
Nah, I hate 'em.

re: Telecaster build

Posted by auggie on 4/25/25 at 1:35 pm
Looks really good.
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I actually have known him for 25 years. And he's an excellent turkey hunter!

He seems familiar to me, but I'm not sure.
Stop at Woody's Smokehouse in Centerville.
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#1 Hit everywhere in the world except the USA, where it failed to even chart.

No telecaster in a country song? :lol:
It sounds familiar because it's similar to a lot of songs progression wise, but so is everything.
It's not a bad song, just kind of cliche by that time.
Wonder who wrote it?
They're turning the vikings gay.