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re: Diarrhea-soaked Hyrox athlete divides internet over whether she should have quit

Posted on 9/15/26 at 10:12 am to
Posted by Harry Caray
Denial
Member since Aug 2009
21104 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 10:12 am to
quote:

People are actually defending this like it’s not some kind of MASSIVE bio hazard to people around her.

I can assure you the bathrooms in Tiger Stadium were a 10x worse "bio hazard" after a 2 hour rain delay than this one athlete shitting on her legs
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
78670 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 10:13 am to
quote:

Anybody die?

Don’t lick your fingers or rub your eyes before you wash your hands and you’ll be fine.
I really hope you’re not this stupid
Posted by LNCHBOX
70448
Member since Jun 2009
89565 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 10:13 am to
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It’s funny the shite the athlete is getting


Almost as if an adult with a functioning brain shouldn't need to be told don't shite all over equipment others will be using
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
78670 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 10:13 am to
quote:

I can assure you the bathrooms in Tiger Stadium were a 10x worse "bio hazard" after a 2 hour rain delay than this one athlete shitting on her legs
I’d be willing to take that bet.
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
59410 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 10:15 am to
I guess I’m the only one who has no clue what the frick Hyrox is
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
78670 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 10:16 am to
CrossFit competition basically
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
25803 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 10:17 am to
quote:

I really hope you’re not this stupid


I repeat, did anyone die? Or get sick?
Posted by SantaFe
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2019
8165 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 10:18 am to

OK she won the event.

Now she should be made to get out there and clean up her shite.
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
25803 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 10:19 am to
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Almost as if an adult with a functioning brain shouldn't need to be told don't shite all over equipment others will be using


She probably assumed since Hyrox didn’t stop her that they were permissive of it and were cleaning up behind her.

Seriously, why aren’t y'all directing some of this vitriol at Hyrox?

Posted by SparkyWilson
Member since May 2026
382 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 10:19 am to
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That’s on Hyrox. If they didn’t keep up with the cleaning or stop her, she did did what she came there for- finish the race.


Worked out great for her then; she got to leave her diarrhea behind her. Her problem became everybody else is problem.
Posted by Triple Bogey
19th Green
Member since May 2017
6919 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 10:20 am to
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You can’t be serious.



I mean it is a real thing.

Wikipedia Link - Runner's diarrhea
Posted by 3deadtrolls
lafayette
Member since Jan 2014
7138 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 10:20 am to
quote:

Reading this while taking a dump & this is still my reaction


Same
Posted by Athis
I AM Charlie Kirk....
Member since Aug 2016
17012 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 10:20 am to
I remember back in the 70's my mom and I were watching the Wide World of Sports one Saturday afternoon.. There was a marathon race on and they had the motorcycles following the runners. One guy was running then decides to run off the road and pull down his shorts and spray diarrhea like a fire hose.. We both said "did you see that?".. All caught on camera..
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
76581 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 10:22 am to
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Not sure why this woman could not clench.

Every sphincter has its limit. It is a basic truth we all learn at some point in life.
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
78670 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 10:22 am to
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I repeat, did anyone die? Or get sick?
Just because it didn’t happen in this instance doesn’t automatically make it ok or safe.

If someone is going 70 through a neighborhood and driving crazy, does that make it ok if nobody gets hurt or killed?
Posted by i am dan
NC
Member since Aug 2011
32721 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 10:22 am to
Pretty disgusting.
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
78670 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 10:24 am to
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I mean it is a real thing.
Nobody is debating that. But a grown fricking adult should be mature enough to realize “I need to stop and shite” or “oh no I shite my pants. I can’t keep doing this and subjecting everyone else to it.”
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
11046 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 10:25 am to
Man, Cluckster. This is a gross thread.

Why do all fart threads get whacked on here, but then we have one like this about a woman shitting her pants during a marathon?
Posted by Rex Feral
Somewhere near Athens
Member since Jan 2014
17304 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 10:26 am to
I have a friend who did a couple triathlons. Shitting and pissing yourself is part of it.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
76581 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 10:26 am to
To quote a great philosopher, "shite happens."

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