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Posted on 4/28/26 at 10:04 pm to Disco Ball
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I want to fall off a mountain while hiking or...
At what age will you start these hikes. Otherwise you'll die of a stroke before gaining 100 feet in altitude.
Posted on 4/29/26 at 12:04 am to dexy82
Not natural . In combat with some gnarly beast
Posted on 4/29/26 at 6:10 am to dexy82
Posting on behalf of the real guy Tony from work.
My guy was cutting his lawn on his Friday off and had massive heart attack. His neighbor noticed him just laid out in yard after fell off the lawnmower.
Sounds way better than dreading a death you know learning because you've been sick and got a diagnosis.
God bless mates
My guy was cutting his lawn on his Friday off and had massive heart attack. His neighbor noticed him just laid out in yard after fell off the lawnmower.
Sounds way better than dreading a death you know learning because you've been sick and got a diagnosis.
God bless mates
Posted on 4/29/26 at 8:01 am to dexy82
Uremia from renal failure is supposedly a good way to go.
Posted on 4/29/26 at 8:04 am to Wiener
perhaps surveying folks with real life experience would be informative?
Posted on 4/29/26 at 8:37 am to dexy82
I think peacefully in your sleep would be the best
Posted on 4/29/26 at 8:48 am to Napoleon
quote:I mean, if that's YOUR plan, okay, but watching my mom being unable to get enough oxygen and not being able to do anything about is still upsetting to think about. You don't want this, but you do you.
I plan to die of advanced Renal disease over loaded with fluid and unable to breathe.
Posted on 4/30/26 at 6:15 pm to HubbaBubba
I've already been hospitalized twice with a collapsed lung from fluid build up.
This is my end. I have to accept it. It won't be soon but even with a transplant I'll eventually succumb to it.
I was just being real.
But with OP the easiest death is drug overdose. You go out high and die while out of it. Heroin or Fentanyl.
This is my end. I have to accept it. It won't be soon but even with a transplant I'll eventually succumb to it.
I was just being real.
But with OP the easiest death is drug overdose. You go out high and die while out of it. Heroin or Fentanyl.
This post was edited on 4/30/26 at 6:17 pm
Posted on 4/30/26 at 6:31 pm to Jor Jor The Dinosaur
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“In my own bed, at the age of 80, with a belly full of wine and a girl's mouth around my cock"
I was going to post this if no one else did. Funny scene.
Posted on 4/30/26 at 10:54 pm to Napoleon
quote:What's the pulmonary diagnosis/disease affecting your lungs?
Napoleon
Posted on 5/1/26 at 12:13 am to dexy82
My grandfather's brother was picking pecans in his early 90s on his hands and knees. Crawled over to the pecan tree, sat against it, lit a cigarette, and fell asleep. Cigarette was still lit when they found him.
It was a better death than he deserved. My grandfather, the greatest man I've ever known, died in a hospital after an aortic aneurysm.
Life...and death... Aren't fair.
It was a better death than he deserved. My grandfather, the greatest man I've ever known, died in a hospital after an aortic aneurysm.
Life...and death... Aren't fair.
Posted on 5/1/26 at 6:47 am to dexy82
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We hear (from news etc) of all the horrible ways that people meet their maker.
But what is the best way?
I’m going post nut heart attack.
I mean is there any other way to go out feeling fulfilled or in a moment of satisfaction?
When I die, I want to go like my Grandfather...in my sleep. Not screaming and on fire like the people on the bus he was driving.
Posted on 5/1/26 at 7:07 am to Bestbank Tiger
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In my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like his passengers
This is the funniest thing I’ve read in awhile.
Posted on 5/1/26 at 7:10 am to dexy82
Between clean sheets in a soft warm bed in the presence of loved ones and on good meds just drifting away.
Posted on 5/1/26 at 7:25 am to Napoleon
quote:I imagine Heaven is full of Speed Queens
I've already been hospitalized twice with a collapsed lung from fluid build up. This is my end.
Posted on 5/1/26 at 7:27 am to dexy82
In your sleep.
Posted on 5/1/26 at 7:39 am to dexy82
painlessly or very quickly
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