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re: Best way to die naturally?
Posted on 4/27/26 at 8:05 pm to dexy82
Posted on 4/27/26 at 8:05 pm to dexy82
I saw my dad die from a heart attack when I was just 8 yrs. old, and it was quick.
He was sitting on the edge of the bed bending over tying his shoes and getting ready to head to my grandma's house for an early dinner. He dropped to the floor, got up and stood next to the bed and just collapsed backwards on top of the bed------------and he was gone.
Couldn't have been any more than 10 seconds start to finish.
No long term illness suffering daily, just a quick non-violent death.
He was sitting on the edge of the bed bending over tying his shoes and getting ready to head to my grandma's house for an early dinner. He dropped to the floor, got up and stood next to the bed and just collapsed backwards on top of the bed------------and he was gone.
Couldn't have been any more than 10 seconds start to finish.
No long term illness suffering daily, just a quick non-violent death.
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Posted on 4/27/26 at 8:09 pm to GRTiger
If reincarnationists are right
I wanna come back as Taylor Swift's new deaf cat,
I wanna come back as Taylor Swift's new deaf cat,
Posted on 4/27/26 at 8:11 pm to OWLFAN86
Funny, I want to come back as Travis Kelce's weiner.
May we never meet in our second lives.
May we never meet in our second lives.
This post was edited on 4/27/26 at 8:18 pm
Posted on 4/27/26 at 8:16 pm to GreenRockTiger
quote:
you live in Baton Rouge
Not anymore.
I escaped to the "Burbs"
Denham / Walker area
Posted on 4/27/26 at 8:17 pm to GRTiger
quote:less funny than predictable
Funny, I want to come back as Travis Kelce's weiner.
The way reintegration works, actually being the Dick that gets stuck in that crazy with no arse, small tits, and that personality, is gotta be an ultimate punishment.
shoot my wall scare my kitty , thats what u get!!
my ringers were traumatized
owlplanation here, ringers. I once taught a friend's kid that ears were the opposite of bells he was playing bells in some Christmas play, and I showed him and explained how they're kind of the same shape, opposite of each other, and the way the bell works in sending out noise is the way our ears hear.
anyhew,, I was talking to his mom last week, Lil frickers getting married
mozel tov
This post was edited on 4/27/26 at 8:36 pm
Posted on 4/27/26 at 8:18 pm to One72
quote:
Avalanche. You’re just having fun until you aren’t.
Terrible way to die. Most don’t die on impact, they get trapped under the snow and slowly suffocate or freeze to death
Posted on 4/27/26 at 8:18 pm to OWLFAN86
Even Sophie forgets and forgives
Posted on 4/27/26 at 8:20 pm to GRTiger
Her brain is the size of a walnut, my brain is still HUGE
my weiner,, not so much
my weiner,, not so much
Posted on 4/27/26 at 8:20 pm to Jizzy08
I'm going to guess people that said heart attack have never had one or had one that came close to killing them. But having heart attacks is one of my hobbies. You don't want to go through that, the pain is unbelievable. I've gone through one all the way to being straight lined 4 minutes after 3 hours. Besides the pain, which does stop after your heart stops completely you have to go through the process of dying. And that takes a while. While they think your dead, your brain is still active, you can't hear, see, or feel anything. Therefore, you really don't even know if your still in bed or in the morgue. (Concept of time is gone). You might as well be just a brain in a jar on a table. Not a fun time.
I'll go with Sally, under anesthesia.
I'll go with Sally, under anesthesia.
Posted on 4/27/26 at 8:20 pm to dexy82
Posted on 4/27/26 at 8:23 pm to OWLFAN86
quote:
my brain is still HUGE
Like a Halloween pumpkin in late November.
Posted on 4/27/26 at 8:25 pm to dexy82
Best way to die?
"Hey you hear something funny?"
BOOM!
"Hey you hear something funny?"
BOOM!
Posted on 4/27/26 at 8:26 pm to reggierayreb
About six months ago, I had drinks with a group of buddies I hadn't seen in a while, and one of the guys shared a story about how he was in Montana hunting elk on horseback, and he got dumped off a horseback because the horse spooked and he broke his hip, the guy, not the horsie,
anyhew
It's up in the mountains, rough country, they can't carry him out, they have to get down to somewhere to notify the authorities that he even needs medical attention, and then they have to come get him out by hand carried on a stretcher. Refuses pain medication that is flown to a hospital. Maybe it was South Dakota or North Dakota, anyway, the injury is something that happened a lot with bronk-busting and horse riding, and just happened to be brought to a hospital that had a surgeon who knew exactly what this was and how to fix it.
dudes a badass
attractive wife as well
now theres a dick to come back as
anyhew
It's up in the mountains, rough country, they can't carry him out, they have to get down to somewhere to notify the authorities that he even needs medical attention, and then they have to come get him out by hand carried on a stretcher. Refuses pain medication that is flown to a hospital. Maybe it was South Dakota or North Dakota, anyway, the injury is something that happened a lot with bronk-busting and horse riding, and just happened to be brought to a hospital that had a surgeon who knew exactly what this was and how to fix it.
dudes a badass
attractive wife as well
now theres a dick to come back as
Posted on 4/27/26 at 8:28 pm to dexy82
Deep, deep water sub-implosion.
Posted on 4/27/26 at 8:29 pm to jeffsdad
quote:
jeffsdad
That all sounds absolutely awful... are you all good now? Yikes!
Posted on 4/27/26 at 8:30 pm to jeffsdad
quote:youve survived that marrage
jeffsdad
Posted on 4/27/26 at 8:39 pm to SallysHuman
Yes! Thanks to Repatha!, no worries.
And Owl ... yes I did!
And Owl ... yes I did!
Posted on 4/27/26 at 8:48 pm to jeffsdad
quote:
Yes! Thanks to Repatha!, no worries
damn jd! had no idea, glad you’re through that nightmare, us Trojans are on the endangered species list
Posted on 4/27/26 at 8:49 pm to jeffsdad
Plenty of people have a terminal arrhythmia before having any sort of pain. Cardiac arrest comes in many flavors. Some are quick and painless.
Posted on 4/27/26 at 8:52 pm to dexy82
In sleep after blow job like Dutch morial
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