Napoleon

Drove down Orleans yesterday. There is some spray paint on the neutral ground. ...

I like both. The rides are better at universal but the employees aren't the same. I actually got into an argument with the guy who ran the lockers because I couldn't get mine open and he was a dick about it. You're always right at Disney. ...

The way the movie starts with the chase, the car in the bus, blowing up Trump tower's lobby. All to get a quarter pound of weed off the streets. Then there movie shifts and it's about the other guys. What a classic. ...

This is true, I have both. The kind that jump in the smallest park pond water and the ones that know the word "bath" and flip out. ...

You see, I got this tattoo for Kobe. He was a sort of arrogant ball hog that wasn't loved in his playing career. Though when he died everyone had to show how much he meant to them with tats and other stuff. Im sure I'll never regret it. ...

Yes. If I'm doing 75 and I see a car gaining on me and I can get over, I do. The left lane is only for passing. Not cruising over the limit. I think people really can't get the concept. It's not about current speed, it's about flow. ...

That makes no sense, I'd debate further but I'm driving and don't think I'm going to hit a red light soon. ...

I rarely get tailgated because I know how to pass and get back over. ...

Once thing, they don't cut the stuff good. I wanted some red onions but they weren't cut right, they had huge chunks and most stuck together. The eggs are cut funny too. The best trick ive ever learned for preparing eggs for salads is to push boiled eggs through a fry basket. Get perfect Cobb s...

People naming places ive never heard of, must be regional. ...

Must be fulfilling to have such a shitty job. ...

I almost did. I got in my truck, was about to ram the gate. Then a random drunk dude decided to be a hero and blocked the gate. I was pissed. I had a bull guard on my truck so I knew I would go through the gate. If I ever get terminal cancer im going to destroy that place. T...

I would have taken the scripts over cash. Go to the line and sell them $300ea...

Can't believe no one came up with a salad bar only restaurant before. It's actually pretty good. Has ti have very low overhead. ...

How about paintballs to the face? Seems a few hundred rounds of chilled paintballs would mess someone up yet not be lethal ...

Stubbed my toe on a ceramic bathtub surround. ...

Parenton's Acropolis...

Damn we always had to do push ups as punishment in band. Never knew I could sue...

Ive used the time share promotion to get free rooms before. You'll just have to sit through a lot of high pressure sales. Don't sign anything don't run your credit, just say no, I'll think about it, no. After a few hours they let you go. You get your prize. ...

Drive thorugh Kansas and Missouri. So many staging areas for cows ready for slaughter. Ive seen beef farms growing up, even know where a few are locally. But these were thousands of cows in pens that get loaded onto trains. ...