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re: Best way to die naturally?

Posted on 4/27/26 at 8:53 pm to
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 4/27/26 at 8:53 pm to
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Some are quick and painless.


was in the room for the passing of my mother and my sister, both in hospice, I believe my mother went painlessly, but my sister (cancer,) was in immense pain, I called the needle in on both of them, sad, but both got relief
Posted by Jizzy08
Member since Aug 2008
12376 posts
Posted on 4/27/26 at 8:55 pm to
That’s sad man, sorry for your losses.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
92078 posts
Posted on 4/27/26 at 8:56 pm to
thanks
Posted by SoDakHawk
South Dakota
Member since Jun 2014
10623 posts
Posted on 4/27/26 at 9:00 pm to
Give me the Bing Crosby death. Massive heart attack walking off the 18th green after a round of golf.
This post was edited on 4/27/26 at 9:00 pm
Posted by jeffsdad
Member since Mar 2007
24839 posts
Posted on 4/27/26 at 9:07 pm to
Very true.

Some time after my second MI, I got caught in a livid dream, a terrible nightmare. I knew I was dreaming, knew which way I was facing, and knew I had just fallen asleep. Like I said, I knew I was dreaming so I "chose" to wake up. However, I could not. pinched myself, screaming, beat on walls, everything. Surprised I didn't have another MI. If I had, I could just imagine people saying I died peacefully in my sleep. But then again, I was soaked in sweat so maybe they wouldn't have. idk.

But you are right, heart attacks are different. Had a friend had one after mine and he was telling the story of how he was explaining to the doc, he was having a 10 amount of pain (in complete sentences). I was thinking when I was in ten pain I couldn't say the name of Jesus, cause it was two syllables, could only say God.

But, like you said, we are all different.
Posted by stuckintexas
Austin & DFW
Member since Sep 2009
3159 posts
Posted on 4/27/26 at 9:14 pm to
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But, like you said, we are all different.

I've worked countless CPRs as a FF/EMT. Cardiac events really can present in numerous ways
Posted by One72
Member since Jul 2022
1476 posts
Posted on 4/27/26 at 9:16 pm to
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Most don’t die on impact, t


Disagree.

We smack something, go unconscious and then suffocate.

Not too bad.

Heart attack or brain aneurysm would be pretty quick too.
Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur
Chicago, IL
Member since Nov 2014
7452 posts
Posted on 4/27/26 at 9:20 pm to
“In my own bed, at the age of 80, with a belly full of wine and a girl's mouth around my cock"
Posted by LouisianaLonghorn
Austin, Texas
Member since Jan 2006
15873 posts
Posted on 4/27/26 at 9:34 pm to
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brain aneurism


No thank you. Those are supposedly agonizingly painful before you lose consciousness.

I want to go to sleep like it's any other night and just not wake up. The worst part of going that way is that you don't get to say goodbye. I don't want my loved ones' last memory of me to be that of seeing me in pain.

Posted by SuperSaint
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Member since Sep 2007
150221 posts
Posted on 4/27/26 at 9:35 pm to
Suffocation from a big booty Latina sitting on my face
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
196424 posts
Posted on 4/27/26 at 9:45 pm to
Posted by ronniep1
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2016
730 posts
Posted on 4/27/26 at 9:46 pm to
20 or so years ago, I had a nuclear stress test in which something was injected that caused my heart rate to increase to some insanely fast rate.

I could barely draw a breath, and my chest HURT. Since that day, I’ve said that if a heart attack feels anything like that test, I want NOTHING to do with that hellacious experience.

I’ll be the first to admit that the way I expire is up to God, and not me, but I hope it’s not something painful.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
44701 posts
Posted on 4/27/26 at 9:48 pm to
Sucked dry.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
60521 posts
Posted on 4/27/26 at 9:48 pm to
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big booty Latina
gross
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
60521 posts
Posted on 4/27/26 at 9:50 pm to
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a girl's mouth around my cock

Posted by Disco Ball
Denham Springs
Member since May 2025
1374 posts
Posted on 4/27/26 at 9:59 pm to
I think everyone's greatest fear is that our final years before death will be a burden to those we care about..
or dying alone.
Both of the above fears will be eliminated if your last words are...
"Here hold my beer and watch this"
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
60521 posts
Posted on 4/27/26 at 10:02 pm to
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Not anymore. I escaped to the "Burbs" Denham / Walker area
well then you need to more patient with the holds coming from other branches

You don’t want to get weeded out of the collection just because a book is at Scotlandville
Posted by Disco Ball
Denham Springs
Member since May 2025
1374 posts
Posted on 4/27/26 at 10:26 pm to
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well then you need to more patient with the holds coming from other branches


Good evening my favorite angry librarian Lol
Haven't needed to do a loan or hold since I moved out here 6 years ago.
I have pretty impressive GoogleFu skills and can now find everything I need on the interwebs.
Especially now since virtually every book or periodical ever printed is available completely free in epub or PDF if your know where to look
Still need the library for old newspaper scans though
Posted by jeffsdad
Member since Mar 2007
24839 posts
Posted on 4/27/26 at 10:33 pm to
Feel like a little man was in your chest desperately attempting to pry your sternum apart with a crowbar?
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
60521 posts
Posted on 4/27/26 at 10:37 pm to
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Good evening my favorite angry librarian Lol
tbh I’m so angry I don’t work at the library anymore
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Haven't needed to do a loan or hold
then why you got a library card from each parish?
quote:

if your know where to look
i do know where to look, that’s sort of what I studied in lieberry skewl
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