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re: Best way to die naturally?
Posted on 4/27/26 at 7:25 pm to Disco Ball
Posted on 4/27/26 at 7:25 pm to Disco Ball
quote:you live in Baton Rouge - go hang out at the Eden Park Library - chances are you may encounter death in an unnatural way
Who wants to die "naturally"? So boring Who's going to remember you after you're gone. I want to fall off a mountain while hiking or... Consumed by sharks on one of our dive trips while my friends watch If it's your time...it's your time
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Posted on 4/27/26 at 7:27 pm to dexy82
"The best that you can hope for, is to die in your sleep."
-- Don Schlitz
-- Don Schlitz
Posted on 4/27/26 at 7:28 pm to SallysHuman
quote:you want to die posting on tigerdroppings?
Well… then I want to die fighting a pack of hyenas.
Not too bad I guess
Posted on 4/27/26 at 7:28 pm to dexy82
Cardiac arrest of any kind. Once the brain stops getting perfusion, you don’t feel anything. If CPR isn’t started immediately and by someone who knows what they’re doing, your brain is likely cooked. Hell, it’s likely cooked even if they do everything correctly.
Posted on 4/27/26 at 7:28 pm to JasonDBlaha
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Right after sex
Nope. My wife would take it personally… regardless of who I was having sex with.
Posted on 4/27/26 at 7:30 pm to GreenRockTiger
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you want to die posting on tigerdroppings?
Considering my post frequency, that’s a distinct possibility.
Posted on 4/27/26 at 7:32 pm to SallysHuman
quote:same
Considering my post frequency, that’s a distinct possibility.
Posted on 4/27/26 at 7:33 pm to dexy82
Pneumonia I guess. At this point though, I'm thinking unnatural may be the way to go. Especially if it involves doing something I like, such as golf, running, duck hunting, paddling a boat, etc.
Posted on 4/27/26 at 7:35 pm to GreenRockTiger
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Well… then I want to die fighting a pack of hyenas.
you want to die posting on tigerdroppings?
Not too bad I guess
one way or another, you nags will drive us to an early grave, if we’re lucky enough
Posted on 4/27/26 at 7:37 pm to dexy82
black hole swallows earth and every one of us at the same time, and I wake up in heaven
Posted on 4/27/26 at 7:38 pm to SallysHuman
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In surgery… already good and unconscious.
Someone didn't understand the assignment
Posted on 4/27/26 at 7:42 pm to OWLFAN86
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black hole swallows earth and every one of us at the same time,
The space time frick of this would be hellish. It could even feel like eternity for all we know.
Terrible answer.
Posted on 4/27/26 at 7:45 pm to dexy82
Avalanche.
You’re just having fun until you aren’t.
You’re just having fun until you aren’t.
Posted on 4/27/26 at 7:45 pm to JasonDBlaha
Eh, that can kind of make you a laughingstock. Look at the reaction to Nelson Rockefeller’s death, for example.
Posted on 4/27/26 at 7:46 pm to GRTiger
We only get to die once. Why not experience it?
I thank you and I talked about this
I thank you and I talked about this
Posted on 4/27/26 at 7:49 pm to OWLFAN86
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We only get to die once
Posted on 4/27/26 at 7:51 pm to dexy82
My dad was dressing for Sunday mass. He told my mom that he thought he was dying. Walked to the couch, sat down, fell over. He always said he hoped he would go out that way. 85 yrs old.
Posted on 4/27/26 at 7:52 pm to Yewkindewit
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My dad was dressing for Sunday mass. He told my mom that he thought he was dying. Walked to the couch, sat down, fell over. He always said he hoped he would go out that way. 85 yrs old.
He only achieved zen if his last words were "I fricking told you it was serious woman."
Posted on 4/27/26 at 7:59 pm to dexy82
Pfft. I'm just not planning to die.
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