NOSTRODAMUS

[quote]supposed 590 ft HR Josh hit in intramural softball at the Rec.[/quote] A softball wouldn’t travel 590ft if Albert Pujols hit it unless he was on the moon....

[quote]So now the dude is yetiless and has no friends?[/quote] Very good. Laughed hard ...

Same was said about Charles Barkley in 84 because he was 6’4”...

[quote]bouncy ball[/quote] What are you, 8? Tell your daddy to log out when he’s done posting....

LSU’s 2007 defense was VERY good. They lost 6 or 7 starters and SUCKED in 2008 giving up over 50 twice. Texas defense last year was average to below average and lost 8 starters. In 2019, their D will definitely struggle to start the season which is good for LSU. ...

If he’s from Maine I’m not stepping foot in that stadium this season. ...

No...

Yes Choosing not to disclose why Helped a little bit still can’t stop thinking about what causes the rage. Breathing exercises and certain music helps...

Superhuman strength on the level of Superman. It would yield: Instant billionaire, professional athlete, endless amounts of women, and on and on. ...

You’re a good man. Perceived suicidal individuals should ALWAYS be taken seriously. You had nothing to lose by offering assistance. ...

[quote]Because it's 2019 and only football teams on signing day use fax machines?[/quote] Which is retarded. Signatures on faxed docs and signatures on docs scanned to email hold up EXACTLY the same in court....

batting .360 in high school equates to .160 in the SEC so Hal overachieved. ...

[quote]Not me. I hope no SEC team wins it. These teams are recruiting against LSU, so anything that is good for them is bad for LSU. Just like in football, screw the rest of the SEC.[/quote] Thank you. It’s mindboggling that ALL LSU fans don’t think like this....

[quote]in [b]fact[/b] he’s rather terrible announcer [/quote] You can’t really use that word in an opinion statement, especially when it’s a horrible opinion. It’s not a fact that it’s a horrible opinion. It’s just my opinion that it’s a horrible opinion. ...

[quote]Yet UCLA football has never had a 10 win season[/quote] 10-3 just 5 years ago. ...

nicest, most positive man alive. he makes mr. rogers look like a dickhead. ...

The O/U will be 52. I see a push. 42-10...

[quote]crow scene from Dumbo [/quote] “I be done seen about everythang when I see a elephant fly!!”...

[img]https://i.imgur.com/HkOdB6X.jpg[/img] The man's employer, Dr. Bunsen Honeydew, had no comment regarding the arrest. ...

I find it humorous that people are calling Cruise a pussy. He does his own fricking stunts and gets the hell beaten out of himself in the process regularly. ...