NOSTRODAMUS

[quote]and the kids working know it too... they know if they get fired that there is another job just waiting... so they don't give af... "What? me get off my phone and help you?" I remember when they guy at the hardware store had worked there 20 years, not 20 days...[/quote] I’ve been dealin...

[quote]What do you do to an elephant with three balls? Walk him, and pitch to the rhino[/quote] im an easy audience. I laughed hard at that one. What's the last thing that goes through a bug's mind as he hits the windshield? his a-hole...

watched with my son last night. We loved the animation similar to spiderverse and Danny McBride. It had a comedic irobot feel at times. ...

[quote]I’ve gotten the vaccine but will continue to wear a mask to show my support and that I care. It’s not that hard of a gesture. Pay it forward![/quote] Why stop with just the mask. Why not go full hazmat? Now THAT’S a gesture. ...

Landon is pitching the game of his life and we’ve decided not to hit this average lefty pumping strikes right down the pipe.....begging us to crush them....

There’s a reason the cowboys haven’t done shite since Jimmy left. frick Jerry Jones and his in over his head ass....

Holy shit! Is Tyler Watts still in the league too?...

[quote]Pornography of all types is insidious and a scourge on our society.[/quote] Well, apparently you’ve never caught a glimpse of ms Ash.....aw, forget it....

[quote]Someone dropped a nickel[/quote] Shit! I laughed at this now I’m going to be cancelled....

Would you people stop posting shite like this. Some of you are worse than the shittards on cnn....

[img]https://i.makeagif.com/media/6-29-2018/1hoqty.gif[/img] I watch this gif still, today, in disbelief that the RF pulled up instead of making the easy catch. ...

PetSmart full of fear symbols. The purple haired girl with the rainbow mask was glaring at me for not having one. ...

I told my employees to throw their masks away, rip all signs down, and clean the tape off of the floors. I feel like C3PO amongst the Ewoks right now. #imanerd...

Strongest Man in the World (If only eating cereal REALLY made one strong) The Barefoot Executive The computer wore tennis shoes Now you see him, now you don't ok so I liked his Disney movies when I was a little kid. ...

[quote]for the better part of a decade[/quote] “Van’s still in school?”...

[quote]will lift the mask mandate this week. Take it for what it’s worth.[/quote] This week as in TODAY or this week as in Friday or when? ...

Who is Bob Ritter and why should anyone care what he says? Oh, and frick him....

[quote]Today was 95% coaching[/quote] Wrong. Coleman was left in 5 batters too many. Our ENTIRE pen was available. ...

[quote]Not for me because we got sweet revenge against Bama in the National Championship game.[/quote] We actually avenged the loss the next day and won the regular season SEC in the process. ...

[quote]28-2 vs Georgia Tech in a regional was pretty bad.[/quote] Wtf?...