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re: Where in New Orleans should our newly single, 35 y/o, female friend live?

Posted by MyRockstarComplex on 4/11/26 at 7:48 am to Chucktown_Badger
35, never married and no kids? She’ll fit right in with NOLA.

How long until she’s puffy from sodium and booze, sunburnt, and covered in shitty tats, crying at the end of the bar about never having kids?
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re: Eating dinner alone

Posted by MyRockstarComplex on 4/9/26 at 3:55 pm to habz007
Bar seating after happy hour and before last call is specifically designed for dining alone.
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re: 2025 Taxes

Posted by MyRockstarComplex on 4/9/26 at 3:54 pm to Trout34
Set for a big return. Received notice of audit.
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re: MARTA in Atlanta

Posted by MyRockstarComplex on 4/9/26 at 12:57 pm to pwejr88
It stands for affordable access to transportation throughout the greater Atlanta metro areas.

But don’t you dare speak that name in any surrounding counties. Pearls will be clenched.
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re: Shopping Malls are Making a Comeback

Posted by MyRockstarComplex on 4/6/26 at 8:32 am to shutterspeed
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Too little too late for Bon Marche and Cortana.


The fact they were replaced by a data center and Amazon hub are telling though.
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re: Delta incident on flight from Atl to Msy Easter Sunday

Posted by MyRockstarComplex on 4/6/26 at 8:29 am to TheHarahanian
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A guy in coach passed away, and the curtain to first class was torn down the middle.


Brilliant
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re: Two Teachers caught with same student in Arizona

Posted by MyRockstarComplex on 4/4/26 at 11:26 am to Byrdybyrd05
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Yes, because this is the first I heard of a student freaking not one but two teachers!


Didn’t that dude in Harahan get FMF’d by his teachers?
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re: Random thought about Heaven - how old are you up there?

Posted by MyRockstarComplex on 4/3/26 at 6:12 am to The Mick
We reach our prime physical form between 25-35, so somewhere in there.
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re: Founder of ‘orgasmic meditation’ company gets 9 years in prison in forced labor conspiracy

Posted by MyRockstarComplex on 4/1/26 at 6:10 am to Shexter
Theo Von used to be a stroker and would talk about it on his podcast (and Rogan) like 10 years ago. Seemed sketchy.
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re: Today I learned that Tim Allen served over two years in jail for transporting

Posted by MyRockstarComplex on 3/31/26 at 5:41 am to CollegeFBRules
I assumed we all knew people who moved weight across the US in their 20’s and ended up being solid humans later in life.
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re: Kids don't know how to use actual computers anymore

Posted by MyRockstarComplex on 3/28/26 at 6:45 am to Pedro
None of this matters. The engineers used us to mine all of the gold on this planet and now the Sumerian demon will manifest itself and harvest our piss shite and semen to fuel itself.
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re: Let's check in on r/zerocovidcommunity

Posted by MyRockstarComplex on 3/26/26 at 6:51 am to TheOcean
Everyone longs for a sense of community. That’s a gang and the mask is their colors.
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re: Cop flashed his gun at me…out of his window

Posted by MyRockstarComplex on 3/24/26 at 11:38 am to Wildcat98USA
No one believes me when I tell them that honking your horn south of I-20 is just another way to ask to see someone’s firearm
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re: New Orleans airport lines are in the parking lot. Well over 3 hours to get through (Sunday

Posted by MyRockstarComplex on 3/22/26 at 8:21 am to michael corleone
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This is a NOLA thing. I flew out of ORD Friday. 10 minute TSA line.


“Hold my beer”
- Atlanta
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re: Here Are the Ways an MRI Machine Can Kill You

Posted by MyRockstarComplex on 3/21/26 at 10:22 am to shutterspeed
Don’t wear nipple rings during an MRI.
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re: R rated movies on a plane

Posted by MyRockstarComplex on 3/20/26 at 11:27 am to BabyTac
Were you enjoying Heated Rivalry?
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re: Carlos Marcello’s Marrero mansion hits market for $499,900

Posted by MyRockstarComplex on 3/20/26 at 6:57 am to TulaneLSU
Seeing that bed caused existential dread.
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re: Raising a daughter is emotional

Posted by MyRockstarComplex on 3/15/26 at 1:17 pm to Everyday Is Saturday
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Even better than freshly baked donut and the 1st 7 seconds of Led Zeppelin’s When the Levee Breaks.


As of this past Friday my 4 year old daughter asks to hear When the Levee Breaks every time we get in the car. She plays her toy harmonica to it.
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re: Florida teens held in plot to murder classmate, drink his blood

Posted by MyRockstarComplex on 3/13/26 at 8:56 am to Jim Rockford
Pretty much every girl I dated in high school right there.
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re: I came from Cuba to tell you: You’re being brainwashed

Posted by MyRockstarComplex on 3/12/26 at 6:44 am to geauxbrown
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Have a personal friend who grew up in Cuba and escaped prior to Castro. He is excited over the prospect of the US intervening there.


Yes, because his family likely had land stolen from them and they believe it will be returned.

All of the exiles in BR were quite wealthy pre-Castro. The revolution was against them.
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re: Internet forums are going down the drain

Posted by MyRockstarComplex on 3/12/26 at 6:16 am to FAT SEXY
Reddit still seems to be alive and well,
But they gave in to the doom scrolling mechanism and are now just being used to data mine for large language models.
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