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I was the 3rd wheel when we made it back to spend the night


I see where this is going…
Can the tenant turn it into an AirBnB? If so, they’ll be rich enough to live forever like Magic Johnson.
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Ho doesn’t look like that anymore.


I haven’t seen since his wife passed away, but at least until then I had witnessed many cougars throw themselves at him. We went to dinner one night and the whole place smelt like old lady snatch by the time we left.
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what does John Schneider sing? Is he singing the Dukes of Hazzard theme song?




Bring headphones and blinders for your wives or you’ll have to clean the passenger seat of your pickup the next day.
It likely wasn’t food poisoning but some filthy mother fricker who had norovirus (stomach flu) touched your food with shite or barf on their hands.
There were billboards in Toronto stating that AC is murdering the earth and needs to be banned. I’m curious their position when the earth murders the humans without AC.

re: Yes, the Pope just said this.

Posted by MyRockstarComplex on 6/26/26 at 10:28 am to
Eventually opposing factions of the church will engage with the same crisis PR firms that handled the Depp/Heard situation or Lively/Baldoni.
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RUN


Remember the evil stepmother from every Disney movie? Thinking with your dick is about to put you there.
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I lived briefly in East Cobb in 2005. It was awesome. I know that’s 21 years ago. Last time I was there was 2016. It looked pretty much the same, but that was 10 years ago. Is this still the case nowadays or is it not as nice as it once was?


I live in East Cobb and have an office in Clayton. The drive sucks.
Focusing on proper posture while I defecate.

re: Happy Gary Plauche Day

Posted by MyRockstarComplex on 6/21/26 at 6:36 pm to
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think the Hollywood libs would get behind this?


I could sell this to Fox Nation in a heartbeat.
Someone has the rights to make this a movie, right?
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How did you win? - You had the equivalent cash earning more than 0.9% such that your money was earning more than car financing cost you, for net positive spread? - You purchased in 2022 before 4.5-5.5% price inflation of new vehicles? What would moderately outpace inflation? Curious.


A) I repayed with cheap dollars
B) I sidelined a considerable chunk of the cash I had on-hand in an S&P index fund.

The wrinkle is that the vehicle was overpriced by about 10% due to the COVID auto panic.
I overfinanced when the rate was 0.9% in 2022 under the assumption it would moderately outpace inflation.

I won.
When Chuck Norris died, a new legend in Texas assumed his spirit. Every single one of those guys is dead soon.

re: When a woman hits 30. . .

Posted by MyRockstarComplex on 6/13/26 at 7:43 am to
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No woman more desperate to get married than 29 years old going on 30. Beauty is fading and all the good men have been taken. No woman more desperate to get pregnant than 39 years old about to hit 40. The bio clock is ticking and the dangers of pregnancy increase over 40. No woman more desperate to divorce and "start over" that 49 going on 50. They're about to hit "the wall" in the early 50's.


Yeah. I did a few week run with a woman in her late 30’s back before I met my wife (who was 25 at the time). That shite was just desperate and scary.

I also saw first hand the toll that party girl life takes on someone by that point. I still have nightmares about her sometimes.

Edit: I’m not crapping on age appropriate women. I’m crapping on dumb drunk whores who spent their prime years thinking they could do better.
I have a 1500 Trail Boss. It is the right size for supervising the trails.