MyRockstarComplex

Your ability to negotiate is based on supply, demand, and. scarcity of resources. If you want the only truck on the lot, good luck. ...

They tend to go off within the same period of time that the Honeywell digital thermostat in the house mysteriously goes from a blue background to white. This is also when my dog barfs in the bedroom, I get struck with a case of night shits, or my kids wake up with night terrors. This coincides w...

Buy the firmest flip-able mattress you can find, then invest in a topper because your comfort needs will change over time. ...

[quote]I work in metal music and marijuana. [/quote] Does that make you a tour manager for van bands?...

This coincidentally came out a few days ago and brought me back to my parents forcing me to listen to this soundtrack every day as a kid: [link=(https://youtu.be/AMsV7qigmgQ)]Ghost - We Don’t Need Another Hero[/link]...

[quote]Why did the state of Arkansas let those child killers out?[/quote] Because the Lord of the Ring movies were THAT good. ...

I find solace in the idea that something otherworldly is spending a lot of time around our nuclear sites. They’re more likely to disarm us than humans keeping peace. Maybe we’re a science experiment and they are the gods who want to keep us from blowing ourselves up since we are moving too fast...

She’ll start dating an NBA player (edit: or Pete Davidson) and die in a car crash while fleeing TMZ. History repeats itself. Double Edit: I’d also respect the hell out of her if she banged her neighbor Johnny Rotten before he dies or diabetes takes his peen. ...

A fun game is to try and guess which kids are going to ruin their lives that night, or at least on their senior trip. ...

[quote]I have a condo in Orange Beach and we are very fortunate to have a great board that is on top of its shite. There is a condo in Orange Beach that just got hit with a $140,000 assessment per unit. Lump sum due by September or $5,900 dollars a month for the next two years. Dog shite HOA that kick...

[quote] got back from a trip[/quote] From where?...

[quote]Sold our rental house we purchased a few years earlier for a 125k profit.[/quote] Sorry about your taxes. ...

You could have just used the mobile app in one of your cars and paid $5.99 a month total. ...

I remember red streaks becoming a thing in the late 90’s and early 00’s. Mainly with hair stylists. Later I realized it was probably more like a prison teardrop, wherein they’d get a red streak for every abortion they had. Don’t date hair stylists, or anyone else with crazy colored hair for...

How else will these college movers pay for college? That’s like calling strippers “college dancers”. ...

[quote]I was around him recently and he actually is pretty healthy and looks fine.[/quote] I dare you to defend DeNiro next. ...

I like forward to his inevitable rap album. ...

[quote]This person either wasn’t trained to company and/or industry standards or forgot that training. [/quote] You may be overestimating the humans working the Hertz counter nowadays. ...

Call you insurance agent and change your comprehensive deductible to $0. Take your gun out. Problem solved. ...

If it wasn’t for position #1, who would ever work the cosmetic counters in department stores or manage Ulta and Sephora? Society needs dumb thots to stay single and age out so that they may be of service to our wives. It’s just how the system works. ...