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re: A million dollar idea - taking a private crap in public

Posted on 5/16/26 at 5:09 pm to
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
18082 posts
Posted on 5/16/26 at 5:09 pm to
Full length stalls, a door with an occupied or vacant indicator and some elevator music playing to muffle shart sounds is really the sign of a civilized society. I would add bidets everywhere but we’re not that evolved here yet.
This post was edited on 5/16/26 at 5:09 pm
Posted by UFFan
Planet earth, Milky Way Galaxy
Member since Aug 2016
3081 posts
Posted on 5/16/26 at 5:18 pm to
I went to a Bucees one time.

It was like a glorified Super Wal-Mart and I have no idea why anybody cared about it. I don't recall what the stalls were like since I'm a man and I just needed to pee. (Actually, I'm not sure if I really needed to pee, or if I just peed because you're supposed to pee while you're there.) I guess the urinals were nice, but it's hard to care that much about it.
This post was edited on 5/16/26 at 5:20 pm
Posted by WhiskeyThrottle
Weatherford Tx
Member since Nov 2017
7252 posts
Posted on 5/16/26 at 5:32 pm to
Everyone knows you're assistant to the regional manager.

Posted by greenbean
USAF Retired - 31 years
Member since Feb 2019
6392 posts
Posted on 5/16/26 at 5:37 pm to
I don't trust a man who doesn't have enough control of his bowels that he shits any time other than first thing in the AM.
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
10008 posts
Posted on 5/16/26 at 5:37 pm to
I thought this thread was about an idea to be able to take a dump in isle 9.
This post was edited on 5/16/26 at 5:38 pm
Posted by SECCaptain
Member since Jun 2025
2211 posts
Posted on 5/16/26 at 5:38 pm to
Already a thing
Posted by SquatchDawg
Cohutta Wilderness
Member since Sep 2012
20116 posts
Posted on 5/16/26 at 6:01 pm to
quote:

don't trust a man who doesn't have enough control of his bowels that he shits any time other than first thing in the AM.


Same here. I always take the home field advantage.

Don’t stink up a public bathroom…especially at the gym.
Posted by duckblind56
South of Ellick
Member since Sep 2023
5353 posts
Posted on 5/16/26 at 6:12 pm to
quote:

Sometimes, I just want to go play on my phone without being bothered or feeling the need to be stealthy.

So, okay for you to frick off on the company dime.

quote:

Also, unless you’re the CEO, I’m a superior to you so get back to work.


But not this guy.

Vintage BabyTac right there.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
150384 posts
Posted on 5/16/26 at 6:12 pm to
quote:

You should go to basic training at Ft. Benning. You get to sit across from each other while taking a shite.
dont need to go to Ft Benning, I’ve been to prison
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
134659 posts
Posted on 5/16/26 at 6:13 pm to
quote:

I like to crap with the door open.



That's taking a public crap in private
Posted by Meltologist
Member since Sep 2025
179 posts
Posted on 5/16/26 at 6:14 pm to
I was in a hospital administration building yesterday and needed to piss.
Two bathrooms side by side and both mens and womens symbols on them.
I picked one and sure enough no urinal. I just pissed in the corner.
Posted by jeffsdad
Member since Mar 2007
24891 posts
Posted on 5/16/26 at 6:19 pm to
Worked at a lab in an El Dorado, Ark hospital that had the bathroom adjacent to the breakroom. The tv was set up to where the bathroom setter could still watch the tv. I had to mandate the bathroom door be closed if they were using the commode. Half of them had no idea why. 90% female.
Posted by Shanegolang
Denham Springs, La
Member since Sep 2015
4986 posts
Posted on 5/16/26 at 6:28 pm to
Ever shite at Buckeys baw?
Posted by RanchoLaPuerto
Jena
Member since Aug 2023
2159 posts
Posted on 5/16/26 at 6:38 pm to
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This would allow them to take a crap without their shoes sticking out underneath the stall walls.


That’s a soleless idea.
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
31590 posts
Posted on 5/16/26 at 6:46 pm to
quote:

A million dollar idea - taking a private crap in public

I think they call that a "Nadler".
Posted by Sofaking2
Member since Apr 2023
21267 posts
Posted on 5/16/26 at 6:49 pm to
My employer has private bathrooms thankfully
Posted by junkfunky
Member since Jan 2011
36335 posts
Posted on 5/16/26 at 8:30 pm to
The reason they don't go down to floor is because it is easier to clean. Especially the women's bathroom because they like to hover and spray everywhere like a cat.
Posted by cattus
Member since Jan 2009
15951 posts
Posted on 5/16/26 at 8:40 pm to
A bus I was traveling on across China pulled over and let everybody off to piss & shite next to each other in an open field by the road. It was weird.
This post was edited on 5/16/26 at 8:41 pm
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
102759 posts
Posted on 5/16/26 at 8:54 pm to
I take a public crap in public
Posted by tigergal918
Member since Feb 2022
486 posts
Posted on 5/16/26 at 10:31 pm to
Funny enough, my company built a new headquarters building about four years ago. Our CFO insisted on doors all the way to the floor in all bathroom stalls.
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