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re: A family of doctors forgot to pay their dinner bill while vacationing in Orlando

Posted on 7/20/26 at 10:21 am to
Posted by Bard
Definitely NOT an admin
Member since Oct 2008
59905 posts
Posted on 7/20/26 at 10:21 am to
quote:

And those kids are being raised to be pieces of shite too, so the cycle will just repeat itself forever.


And they'll blame the education system for their kids not getting good grades.

And they'll blame the criminal justice system for the crimes their kids commit.

And they'll blame businesses for not wanting to open in the same neighborhood where they and their kids commit crimes.

And this will be a foundational lesson their kids learn from them.
Posted by Beauw
Blanchard
Member since Sep 2007
4297 posts
Posted on 7/20/26 at 10:27 am to
quote:

Guess we're gonna have to put the dining tables in restaurants behind plexiglass now.


Whereas this is satire, I do fully believe we will all have to put down deposits in the near future to dine in a restaurant based on the actions of an ever devolving group of people....

The fabric of our social contract is being torn asunder.
Posted by UFFan
Planet earth, Milky Way Galaxy
Member since Aug 2016
3647 posts
Posted on 7/20/26 at 10:27 am to
Their kids probably go to some ghetto school where everybody gets an A despite never even showing up to class.
Posted by WylieTiger
Member since Nov 2006
14736 posts
Posted on 7/20/26 at 10:32 am to
At this point you will have to pay when you order. Or require a deposit to even sit at the table.
Posted by Dixie2023
Member since Mar 2023
5573 posts
Posted on 7/20/26 at 10:34 am to
Not just doctors. Specialists.
Posted by Zgeo
Baja Oklahoma
Member since Jul 2021
3930 posts
Posted on 7/20/26 at 10:42 am to
Self administered reparations
Posted by real turf fan
East Tennessee
Member since Dec 2016
12099 posts
Posted on 7/20/26 at 10:52 am to
Wouldn't shock me for restaurants to start taking a CC to seat you.

Let's try a further refinement:
Wouldn't shock me for restaurants to start taking a CC to let you into the waiting area.

Wouldn't shock me for restaurants to seat you ONLY after "your" CC is approved as belonging to you, neither revoked nor stolen.
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
21966 posts
Posted on 7/20/26 at 10:55 am to
Lock the door. Now youse can’t leave…..
Posted by Phate
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2006
11837 posts
Posted on 7/20/26 at 11:26 am to
quote:

Nah. They probably ate 3/5th of their plate.


Well done sir

Posted by theCrusher
Slidell
Member since Nov 2007
1795 posts
Posted on 7/20/26 at 11:36 am to
Because a certain group of people can't be trusted, we're going to end up prepaying for every meal. And the tip will be included.
Posted by Breauxsif
Member since May 2012
22961 posts
Posted on 7/20/26 at 11:55 am to
If you ever observed ghetto people discretely, you notice their eyes are always shifting around, because they're opportunists, always looking to get something for free and are always guilty of something.
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
86424 posts
Posted on 7/20/26 at 12:05 pm to
There once was a morally loose class
who'd proudly dine and dash
I'm not shocked anymore
Just fatigued to the core
Watching standards dissolve into trash.


Posted by J Murdah
Member since Jun 2008
40215 posts
Posted on 7/20/26 at 12:05 pm to
Makes you wonder who pays for all the food at the cookout
Posted by Porter Osborne Jr
Member since Sep 2012
44105 posts
Posted on 7/20/26 at 12:06 pm to
quote:

Makes you wonder who pays for all the food at the cookout


You think they don’t just walk out of the store there too
Posted by J Murdah
Member since Jun 2008
40215 posts
Posted on 7/20/26 at 12:06 pm to
quote:

Because a certain group of people
just say it, man, don’t come all this way to hide behind a few extra words
Posted by J Murdah
Member since Jun 2008
40215 posts
Posted on 7/20/26 at 12:08 pm to
We usually just play ebt card roulette. Put them all together and have my cousin tyrus baby mamma pick
Posted by USAFTiger42
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2016
3911 posts
Posted on 7/20/26 at 12:09 pm to
Can we go back to chopping off limbs because that seemed to help nip it in the bud (no pun intended). Seriously do not care about whatever negative response I get.
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
46621 posts
Posted on 7/20/26 at 12:14 pm to
quote:

just say it, man, don’t come all this way to hide behind a few extra words


Most of us want to. But Chicken frowns on pointing out the obvious. It's bad for his advertising revenue.
Posted by clamdip
Rocky Mountain High
Member since Sep 2004
21942 posts
Posted on 7/20/26 at 12:16 pm to
quote:

3/5th

Posted by J Murdah
Member since Jun 2008
40215 posts
Posted on 7/20/26 at 12:18 pm to
If that’s the case why is this thread still here? Plenty of implications and slang thrown around but saying black is worse?
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