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re: UNLV shooter - Bard
[quote]direct link to his 47 page curriculum vitae. someone should save this before feds delete it.[/quote] From the document, it looks like he was very active in his field from the 2000s into 2017, then... nothing. Document was created in 2021. This feels like he had some sort of mental brea...
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re: Any of you baws have sleep apnea? - Bard
[quote]I cant sleep without the white noise machine, 3 pillows, closet, bathroom and main door closed, fan on high, AC on 65....and the shutters have to be completly closed with no light coming through unless it's sunlight[/quote] I did not realize my wife had a twin. :lol:...
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re: Here is the Hunter Biden indictment - Bard
[quote]I'm sure we will get a lot of BS about how "there are no ties to Joe, "[/quote] Not after Joe's embarrassing "all lies" response then shuffling away like a dementia payment at yesterday's presser. Dude was shaken to his core by that question and he retreated like the Rabbit of Caerbannog ...
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re: Any of you baws have sleep apnea? - Bard
I've had my CPAP for a while now and it's made a [i]world[/i] of difference. My AHI was 69.9 (which means my apnea was waking my up 69.9 times per hour) during my apnea test (for anyone who doesn't know, anything above 30 is considered severe). When I got my CPAP I used the mouth/nose mask and i...
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re: FYI if you are traveling to NYC. - Bard
Why does NYC hate poor people so much?...
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re: BREAKING: UN Secretary-General António Guterres has just used his Article 99 Powers - Bard
When reached for comment, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netenyahu said, "Andy is more than welcome to walk his gimpy arse alone into Gaza and demand they turn over all their arms and stop killing Israelis. Anything less than that and he can go frick himself."...
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re: Michigan Gov Whitmer orders state government fleet to be 100% electric - Bard
So all of their state police offices, the DMVs, the state parks, their DOTD, etc will have to have multiple state-vehicle-only charging stations at [i]every [/i]location. I don't think she cares what the actual definition of "cost effective" is. :lol: :lol: :lol:...
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re: People are mad at the new GTA for portraying women like this - Bard
[quote]I watched the trailer and the whole vibe is making fun of Florida man and general Florida craziness. It looks awesome. [/quote] They nailed the "Florida Man" vibe completely. :lol:...
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re: Neurologist lists 4 activities parents should never let their kids do - Bard
[quote]Play football Jump on trampoline Ride 4-wheeler Shoot a gun[/quote] That these were on the list but "smoke weed" wasn't tells me all I need to know about the neurologist....
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re: I think schools confiscating a phone from a child is strange. - Bard
[quote]IDK how a school can keep a kid’s phone for a week. It’s how we (my wife really) keep track of his location, how fast he drives, when he’s on the road… He went to work out after ACT class night and my wife was a wreck until he got home at 9:30…that’s just day 1. I guess they’re supposed...
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re: California YouTuber given six months in prison for deliberately crashing plane... - Bard
[quote]Why would this moron purposefully crash such a cool old airplane. An airplane that someone like me and others would love to have and fly. [/quote] An addiction to positive social media feedback. See also: any Tik-Tok, YT, Insta, whatever "challenge"....
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re: Political cartoon skewers Leftist women's groups for silence on Hamas rapes - Bard
[quote]It's even worse... Trump said that "women let you grab them by the pussy"[/quote] The Left is infamous for changing language in order for them to attempt to mold reality into what they believe it should be. See also: "gender", "racism", etc....
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re: Thoughts on this picture? - Bard
Look at the picture from a computer, not on your phone....
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re: House Speaker admits to doctoring footage of Jan 6th - Bard
[quote]The DOJ already has this footage.[/quote] Again, read the quote. What Johnson was talking about was the call the DOJ had put out for people to report their friends, family and/or neighbors if they knew they had been in DC on J6. Now add into that the asshats who would spend hours pouring...
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re: House Speaker admits to doctoring footage of Jan 6th - Bard
You either know good and well that it's nothing about any lack of "transparency" or you are such a dumbass that you didn't read the story you linked. From the story: [quote]“We have to blur some of the faces of persons who participated in the events of that day because we don’t want them to be r...
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re: Austin Warns Congress U.S. Troops Could Be Deployed If Ukraine Aid Is Not Sent - Bard
[quote]“If [Vladimir] Putin takes over Ukraine, he’ll get Moldova, Georgia, then maybe the Baltics,” House Foreign Affairs Chairman Michael McCaul (R-TX) told The Messenger[/quote] :casty: All three Baltic nations are members of NATO. If they get attacked, it won't be just US soldiers going in ...
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re: Pencil Neck Files to Run for Feinstein’s Open Senate Seat: ‘It’s Official’ - Bard
It's ridiculous that someone could live in one state (Maryland) yet run for Congressional office for another state. For more than a decade, California Senate hopeful Rep. Adam Schiff has claimed his primary residence is a 3,420 square foot home he owns in Maryland, according to a review of mortga...
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re: Banks lending appears to be low enough to indicate we are in a recession. - Bard
[quote]Credit card spending has collapsed[/quote] [link=(https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/DRCCLACBS)]Maybe[/link], but [link=(https://www.kiplinger.com/personal-finance/shopping/black-friday-shopping#:~:text=Black%20Friday%20sales%20will%20be,this%20year%2C%20according%20to%20forecasts.&text=On...
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re: The IDF is reportedly planning to flood Hamas terror tunnels in Gaza with seawater - Bard
[quote]Watch for Hamas to "hide" civilians in the tunnels to shelter them from Israeli bombs.[/quote] That was my first thought. The headlines would read "IDF drowns its own citizens". ...
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re: LOL - This is an actual major article in one of NYC's Newspaper - Bard
[quote] a hurricane or other natural disaster that is supercharged by climate change [/quote] :casty: [link=(https://www.aoml.noaa.gov/hrd/hurdat/All_U.S._Hurricanes.html)]Records going back to the 1850s[/link] tell a different story. From 1851 through today the average number of hurricanes...
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