dyslexiateechur

I like small watch parties where we’re actually watching the game.

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Roaches. I’ll pick up a venomous snake but won’t even pick up a dead roach. Because they are just playing dead and will come back to life and get on you. And if a roach touches me somewhere, the only solution is amputation of that body part.

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I’m convinced they lay eggs everywhere they touch.

Falling off the Mississippi River bridge. And rabies.

I have a lot of fears but they’re totally rational.

Morning all

Morning all

My boss was my same level colleague for about 8 years. I’ve been to his house and attended his kids’ birthdays before. Currently have plans for him and husband to make sausage and beer together.

Morning all

Mayo is gross

Salmon hibatchi

Have a coworker with a great job, recently divorced with 3 kids. In her 40’s.

She hasn’t even stuck her toe in the dating pool yet and she’s getting upwards of 50 messages a day on social media of dudes shooting their shot.

She’s actually talking to a dude in his 40’s who’s never been married, has a great job and no kids and is seriously fit.

Women have more options than you think.

Not my frenchies. They can’t go outside in this heat though.