Stat M Repairman

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This was their hobby.

So instead of playing pickleball or going to farmers markets they decided to try and battle the cops.

This was a game to them. Some way they came up with to entertain themselves.

Some folks will join a softball league, play golf, soccer or whatever they like to do.

These two picked fighting cops as a midlife hobby.

Theres just no way around that fact.

Somewhere in Minneapolis there’s a young teacher with $127,000 worth of student loans realizing that her teachers union managed conscript their arse and put ‘em on the front lines of ww3.

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That agent must be a huge pussy if he thinks he was “hit” by the vehicle.

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Ain’t about being a pussy. It’s about going home at the end of the day.

It ain't a stretch to think that one bigger girl in the flannel might've got off on razzing the cops.

And I mean sexually.

It might have been their thing. We just don't know.

Lady went out doing a front-wheel-peel in a Honda pilot with a Coexist sticker on the back.

Lady got conned into Thelma & Louise'ing her own arse.

You gotta wonder what the partner doing right now.

Maybe at home sipping some lavender tea. We just dont' know.

These two women had every opportunity universe available to them on a Wednesday morning.

But they dropped their baby off at day-care and went straight over to mess with some cops.

An unbelievable course of events.

And you gotta wonder what the last thought that went through her head before she bled out.

She wanted a McGriddle ... her partner wanted to razz the cops.

They compromised on razzing the cops just a little and they'd go for a McGriddle after. But they never made it.

So now the partner at home alone, looking at one of those decorative signs they got from Michael's that says "Nevertheless, she persisted."

All they had to do was go get 'em a McGriddle and a coffee and go tf home.

But they simply couldn't do that. It was too much for them,

2026 baby!

We here, we 8-days in, and we ready to be entertained.

So Tampon Timmy cancelled school so teachers could go protest?

These two women were out there cosplaying protester in the middle of the day.

It was a game for them.

They thought they were characters in their own reality show.

They had no hobbies or any constructive pursuits other than being a bitch and raising hell while other people making a living, trying to get to work and survive the day.

3 kids, two ex-husbands, one wife, no job, and driving around in her mommy-mobile Honda raising hell.

Wife just stood there videoing and watched the lady get shot.