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TheFonz
Favorite team: | USA ![]() |
Location: | Somewhere in Louisiana |
Biography: | G-14 CLASSIFIED |
Interests: | Too disturbing to mention, and probably illegal |
Occupation: | Working for The Man |
Number of Posts: | 21920 |
Registered on: | 7/25/2016 |
Online Status: | Not Online |
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re: Keisha Lance Bottoms moves closer to Georgia governor bid
Posted by TheFonz on 4/28/25 at 12:01 pm
Mayor Lance Bottoms has no chance against the President of Erf.
re: Welp, looks like “it’s happening” between India and Pakistan.
Posted by TheFonz on 4/28/25 at 8:44 am

re: Some great men have lost presidential elections, who is your favorite?
Posted by TheFonz on 4/27/25 at 7:33 pm
McGovern and Goldwater. Talk about opposite ends of the spectrum there.
re: What’s up with the Democrats and white supremacy klan fear?
Posted by TheFonz on 4/26/25 at 2:30 pm
My old man remembers seeing the klan back in the early 60’s in St. Tammany. A guy who lived down the road from them was a member and would have small meetings at his house. An uncle of mine who grew up on a farm in northern St. Tammany in the 40’s and 50’s remember seeing klan meetings in the field across the highway from their farm. Flaming crosses and all. He would watch from his bedroom window and wonder what the hell was going on.
My old man said he never witnessed anything klan related after his teen years, even when they were desegregating the high school. I’ve never witnessed or heard of anything growing up. Only what you saw in the movies.
On my first visit to Australia in 1998 my wife (no pics) and I were on a city bus in Sydney. They had a couple “bah, dude!” surfer types on the bus, and heard my accent. They asked where I was from in the states, and told them Louisiana. I get a blank stare (if it’s not California or New York it’s over their heads) so I say “it’s in the southern US.” I start to see the wheels start cranking in one of their brains, and he slowly leans over and says “hey, can I ask you a question? Is there still like the KKK and stuff down there?” I just laughed and told him if there was, no one takes them seriously anymore. I kind of wish I would have said “sure do! I was at a cross burning just last week!” just to see what kind of reaction I’d get.
My old man said he never witnessed anything klan related after his teen years, even when they were desegregating the high school. I’ve never witnessed or heard of anything growing up. Only what you saw in the movies.
On my first visit to Australia in 1998 my wife (no pics) and I were on a city bus in Sydney. They had a couple “bah, dude!” surfer types on the bus, and heard my accent. They asked where I was from in the states, and told them Louisiana. I get a blank stare (if it’s not California or New York it’s over their heads) so I say “it’s in the southern US.” I start to see the wheels start cranking in one of their brains, and he slowly leans over and says “hey, can I ask you a question? Is there still like the KKK and stuff down there?” I just laughed and told him if there was, no one takes them seriously anymore. I kind of wish I would have said “sure do! I was at a cross burning just last week!” just to see what kind of reaction I’d get.
re: Have lived whole life in 50-mile radius or less for 80% or more of your life…
Posted by TheFonz on 4/25/25 at 7:07 am
I was born an raised in Baton Rouge. Born in 1979, and moved away to Australia in 2000. I returned to the United States in 2005 to inherited property in Madisonville. I've been here ever since. I'm seriously thinking of selling off the last of the land when I retire, and moving up to the mountains somewhere.
How has this experience shaped you?
I was a young, married buck when I moved to Oz. It was a giant leap and a roll of the dice. Worked out well. Since I could not get into the military because of my eyesight, this gave me the kick in the arse I needed to grow up. However, the cost of living was insane there, and when I inherited some land and house, we moved back to the U.S.
Your personal growth and development?
Moving 9,000 miles from for your family makes you learn to adult pretty fast.
Opened your eyes?
Moved from Baton Rouge to a city of 4.5 million made me realize I do not like the city life. It was fun and new for a little while, but then the dregs of city life creep in. I was fortunate to spend a couple of years living outside of the city, in a small Aussie town of a couple of thousand. Those were the best times.
Confirmed your convictions?
The United States is still the best God damn country in the world.
How has this experience shaped you?
I was a young, married buck when I moved to Oz. It was a giant leap and a roll of the dice. Worked out well. Since I could not get into the military because of my eyesight, this gave me the kick in the arse I needed to grow up. However, the cost of living was insane there, and when I inherited some land and house, we moved back to the U.S.
Your personal growth and development?
Moving 9,000 miles from for your family makes you learn to adult pretty fast.
Opened your eyes?
Moved from Baton Rouge to a city of 4.5 million made me realize I do not like the city life. It was fun and new for a little while, but then the dregs of city life creep in. I was fortunate to spend a couple of years living outside of the city, in a small Aussie town of a couple of thousand. Those were the best times.
Confirmed your convictions?
The United States is still the best God damn country in the world.
re: Everyone knows that "crazy uncle" or weird family member but crazy homeless drug addict
Posted by TheFonz on 4/24/25 at 12:01 pm
In my line of work I come across this from time to time. Usually the individual has burned every bridge from lying to, stealing from, and even hurting loved ones to feed their drug habit. At some point the family gets fed up and no longer want to help someone who doesn’t want to help themselves.
re: To the middle aged couple in the Ponchatoula Walmart parking lot…
Posted by TheFonz on 4/23/25 at 4:19 pm
Your first mistake was going to the Wahl Marks.
re: Trump announces two ~100-foot tall USA flag poles on the lawn of the White House.
Posted by TheFonz on 4/23/25 at 11:27 am
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I don't know about this.
A future Democrat president's going to hang a rainbow on one of them.
If Trump is paying for them, he can take them when he departs.
re: Anybody on here do any work to solve the homeless problem near you?
Posted by TheFonz on 4/21/25 at 4:29 pm
quote:
f so, what do you do?

re: When living outside of Louisiana How or what do you do to replicate Louisiana dishes?
Posted by TheFonz on 4/21/25 at 4:14 pm
I have one of those replicators from Star Trek,
re: C-130 delivering a tank in a low altitude airdrop
Posted by TheFonz on 4/21/25 at 3:50 pm
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I wonder if that C-130 ever flew again
Only as replacement parts in other C-130's.
re: My parents are claiming my online degree from LSU "doesn't count"
Posted by TheFonz on 4/21/25 at 3:48 pm
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LSU Tiger Grad 2002
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Welcome....

re: Thoughts on Huey Long?
Posted by TheFonz on 4/21/25 at 12:51 pm
Love him or hate him, no one can deny that Huey was one of the most fascinating characters in American history.
re: Is anyone hearing anything about Houston courthouse?
Posted by TheFonz on 4/21/25 at 12:33 pm
quote:
I’m hearing that they have hearings there every day
I hear that they have hearings there every day, too, and that at the hearings people hear things that they probably shouldn't hear at hearings.
re: LSU Alum/TD Poster Opening a Nola/Cajun Restaurant in Liverpool in June of 2025
Posted by TheFonz on 4/21/25 at 12:17 pm
Since the Brits idea of spicing up food is adding a little salt, a nation of flaming assholes are about to have literal flaming assholes.
re: Louisiana French…
Posted by TheFonz on 4/21/25 at 6:55 am
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During the war my grandfather could talk to the women in French and nobody else could.
In that tv series Combat! from the 60's one of the main characters was a guy named Caje who was a Cajun and served as the platoon's translator with the Frenchies.
re: Dogs back hips are hurting
Posted by TheFonz on 4/18/25 at 2:37 pm
I have a 15 year old lab mutt. Healthy except his back legs. He still gets around but I can tell it bothers him and is slow getting up. I started giving him glucosamine a couple of months ago and it has helped. I didn’t think about the fish oil. I’m going to add that in. I also have some of the gummies that makes him hear colors. :lol:
re: Need hat help from the OT. Does anyone know where to find a Masters style hat like this?
Posted by TheFonz on 4/17/25 at 2:28 pm
re: I’m seeing a lot of threats from leftists on X recently
Posted by TheFonz on 4/17/25 at 2:25 pm
If things ever really go down, these people making these threats would be the first to die.
re: Austin Metcalf’s father
Posted by TheFonz on 4/17/25 at 2:09 pm
I remember when I was in middle school, we were going home one day and three young scholars threw a brick through one of the bus windows and ran. One girl got cut by glass and hit with the brick, and the boy sitting next to her was also cut by glass. The cops had to come out, an ambulance, and the vice principal. It was a couple of hours before everyone got home. When I told my father about the people who got hurt, he said "if you had been hurt, I'd have to go kill a (insert racial slur here)."
If I had been murdered, I think my old man would have gone an burned down north Baton Rouge.
If I had been murdered, I think my old man would have gone an burned down north Baton Rouge.
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