TheFonz

[quote]From the MUCH underrated 1941[/quote] Another one from Hollis Wood: “Now you listen here, Mr. Heinie-kraut. I fought your kind in the Great War, and we kicked the living shite out of ya!”...

I don’t like Putin, but I’m not going to pretend that Ukraine is some knight in shining armor protecting democracy. They’re all giant cocksuckers. ...

There are some good ones in "Kelly's Heroes." Crapgame : [into field phone] Hogan? Yeah, it's me. Listen... I gotta favor to ask ya. Will you quit cryin... I haven't even asked ya yet! What the Hell's the matter with you? --- Crapgame : Hey, Oddball, this is your hour of glory. And you're ...

He ought to just a shitload of balloons to his house and float off to South America....

"American components. Russian components. ALL MADE IN TAIWAN!" - Cosmonaut Lev Andropov in "Armageddon" "Real Japs?" "Nah, wooden Japs, cheetah. WHAT DO YOU THINK?" - Private Ogden Johnson Jones and Captain "Wild Bill" Kelso in "1941" "Ugh. And [i]why[/i] is the carpet all wet, To...

Got to admire her dedication to teaching, giving a student a one-on-one interactive biology lesson....

[quote]How many times does this need to happen before the totally incompetent local government is thrown out on their criminal asses????!!!![/quote] Bout tree fiddy thousand....

[quote]Silver & Gold[/quote] I read that in Burl Ives’ voice. [img]https://i.makeagif.com/media/11-20-2015/yP6-a7.gif[/img]...

Geez. The toilet seat looks like one of those poofy kind your grandparents had, and there is a nice picture on the wall. What more do you want?...

On the last big clean before Christmas, as her bonus, I'll flush the toilet after dropping a deuce instead of leaving a floater....

[quote]B) $75k a year with potential $25k-$30k annual bonuses and 2 weeks of PTO but off every weekend and night[/quote] I'll take this one because I don't want to have a heart attack or stroke by the time I'm 50....

[quote]Tucker Carlson endorses DJT for President[/quote] Damn. I didn't see that one coming. I'm shocked...shocked, I tell you!...

Blanket and pillow and lay on the sofa in the living room. Watch tv all day. Have a frozen pizza cooked just in time to sit and watch the Price is Right. Cubs game on WGN in the afternoon if it was baseball season. The old man would usually stop and get me a Slurpee from the 7-Eleven on his way ...

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It's okay if you can accept Charles Grodin as being the old man and Kieran Culkin as Ralphie. A Christmas Story Christmas was pretty legit IMO, and was a worthy sequel to the original....

A) and B) In Dixie Land where I was born, Early on one frosty mornin, Look away! Look away! Look away! Dixie Land. C) and D) In Dixie Land I’ll take my stand to live and die in Dixie, Away, away, away down South in Dixie, Away, away, away down South in Dixie....

[quote]2.) Don't expect any kind of respect until you are at least a Captain. Butter bars are shite stains. this is complete horse shite.[/quote] I guess I should put a little extra in here. What they were basically saying to us was "don't walk in swinging your dick." I'm sure there are plenty ...

When I was going through ROTC at LSU, we were told two things: 1.) Listen to your NCO's - they know what's what in regard to what is going on within your unit. 2.) Don't expect any kind of respect until you are at least a Captain. Butter bars are shite stains. Snooks must think he is Prussian...

Good. The Germans and British better pull their heads out of their asses as well....