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re: Underrated movie scene/line that makes you laugh - TheFonz
[quote]From the MUCH underrated 1941[/quote] Another one from Hollis Wood: “Now you listen here, Mr. Heinie-kraut. I fought your kind in the Great War, and we kicked the living shite out of ya!”...
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re: Why do so many on this board have a positive opinion of - TheFonz
I don’t like Putin, but I’m not going to pretend that Ukraine is some knight in shining armor protecting democracy. They’re all giant cocksuckers. ...
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re: Underrated movie scene/line that makes you laugh - TheFonz
There are some good ones in "Kelly's Heroes." Crapgame : [into field phone] Hogan? Yeah, it's me. Listen... I gotta favor to ask ya. Will you quit cryin... I haven't even asked ya yet! What the Hell's the matter with you? --- Crapgame : Hey, Oddball, this is your hour of glory. And you're ...
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re: House across from Walk On's in Zachary - TheFonz
He ought to just a shitload of balloons to his house and float off to South America....
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re: Underrated movie scene/line that makes you laugh - TheFonz
"American components. Russian components. ALL MADE IN TAIWAN!" - Cosmonaut Lev Andropov in "Armageddon" "Real Japs?" "Nah, wooden Japs, cheetah. WHAT DO YOU THINK?" - Private Ogden Johnson Jones and Captain "Wild Bill" Kelso in "1941" "Ugh. And [i]why[/i] is the carpet all wet, To...
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re: Science teacher and student caught doing it in car - TheFonz
Got to admire her dedication to teaching, giving a student a one-on-one interactive biology lesson....
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re: Another rainy night. Another NOLA pump failure. Another flooding incident. - TheFonz
[quote]How many times does this need to happen before the totally incompetent local government is thrown out on their criminal asses????!!!![/quote] Bout tree fiddy thousand....
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re: More Estate Sale Finds 12/2 - Silver & Gold - TheFonz
[quote]Silver & Gold[/quote] I read that in Burl Ives’ voice. [img]https://i.makeagif.com/media/11-20-2015/yP6-a7.gif[/img]...
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re: Foreign Amenities Can Be Lacking - TheFonz
Geez. The toilet seat looks like one of those poofy kind your grandparents had, and there is a nice picture on the wall. What more do you want?...
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re: How big a Christmas bonus do you give your house cleaner? - TheFonz
On the last big clean before Christmas, as her bonus, I'll flush the toilet after dropping a deuce instead of leaving a floater....
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re: When it comes to your job, what do you value more - time or money? - TheFonz
[quote]B) $75k a year with potential $25k-$30k annual bonuses and 2 weeks of PTO but off every weekend and night[/quote] I'll take this one because I don't want to have a heart attack or stroke by the time I'm 50....
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re: Tucker Carlson endorses DJT for President - TheFonz
[quote]Tucker Carlson endorses DJT for President[/quote] Damn. I didn't see that one coming. I'm shocked...shocked, I tell you!...
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re: Staying home sick from school - TheFonz
Blanket and pillow and lay on the sofa in the living room. Watch tv all day. Have a frozen pizza cooked just in time to sit and watch the Price is Right. Cubs game on WGN in the afternoon if it was baseball season. The old man would usually stop and get me a Slurpee from the 7-Eleven on his way ...
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re: Anyone have a Louisiana real ID Driver’s license…? - TheFonz
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re: Methhead addict before and after: Saddam Hussein to George Clooney - TheFonz
[img]https://www.dailydot.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/squidwardchad.png[/img]...
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re: My Summer Story - TheFonz
It's okay if you can accept Charles Grodin as being the old man and Kieran Culkin as Ralphie. A Christmas Story Christmas was pretty legit IMO, and was a worthy sequel to the original....
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re: Which is your hometown? - TheFonz
A) and B) In Dixie Land where I was born, Early on one frosty mornin, Look away! Look away! Look away! Dixie Land. C) and D) In Dixie Land I’ll take my stand to live and die in Dixie, Away, away, away down South in Dixie, Away, away, away down South in Dixie....
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re: Marine officer shows how to win friends and influence people - TheFonz
[quote]2.) Don't expect any kind of respect until you are at least a Captain. Butter bars are shite stains. this is complete horse shite.[/quote] I guess I should put a little extra in here. What they were basically saying to us was "don't walk in swinging your dick." I'm sure there are plenty ...
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re: Marine officer shows how to win friends and influence people - TheFonz
When I was going through ROTC at LSU, we were told two things: 1.) Listen to your NCO's - they know what's what in regard to what is going on within your unit. 2.) Don't expect any kind of respect until you are at least a Captain. Butter bars are shite stains. Snooks must think he is Prussian...
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re: France could be on the brink of civil war - TheFonz
Good. The Germans and British better pull their heads out of their asses as well....
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