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re: What's the longest and shortest you've worked a "real" job?

Posted on 4/29/22 at 6:31 pm to
Posted by NewIberiaHaircut
Lafayette
Member since May 2013
12329 posts
Posted on 4/29/22 at 6:31 pm to
Longest 5.5 years

Shortest 1.5 years
Posted by Turf Taint
New Orleans
Member since Jun 2021
6010 posts
Posted on 4/29/22 at 6:46 pm to
Ethnicity reference

A sign that your world view may be shorter than your tenure

Get out. See the world. It’s a big place.
Posted by Bryno1960
Off River Road
Member since Aug 2013
3387 posts
Posted on 4/29/22 at 6:51 pm to
Before I went back on active duty with the Air Force, 3 or so months as an Assistant Manager for Racetrac. Longest was 30 years with the USAF before retiring in 2013.
Posted by lsufan9193969700
Madisonville
Member since Sep 2003
55858 posts
Posted on 4/29/22 at 6:53 pm to
Assistant Manager at Dominos Pizza for 3.5 days.

I needed something to bridge a 6 month gap at 23, but that wasn't it.


Posted by agdoctor
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2004
3198 posts
Posted on 4/29/22 at 6:53 pm to
Shortest 13 years. Longest 23 years and counting
Posted by DragginFly
Under the Mountain;By the Lake
Member since Oct 2014
3686 posts
Posted on 4/29/22 at 6:56 pm to
17 years
3 weeks
Posted by alexahet
Everywhere
Member since Apr 2010
3204 posts
Posted on 4/29/22 at 6:56 pm to
3.5 months is the shortest

7 years is the longest (and still going)
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
23200 posts
Posted on 4/29/22 at 7:30 pm to
Shortest:
7 months before LL&E was merged into Burlington Resources, they hired me downtown. When I was laid off at the end of the 7 months, the severance was about 7 months’ pay.

Longest was a government contract job, about 6 years, which ended because my company lost the contract and the company that won horribly mismanaged everything from initial communications, to who they retained, to who they put onsite, to how they dealt with the people they retained. Everything.

For jobs that aren’t real, I had a summer job the year after my senior year of HS as a groundskeeper at a state facility. That’s the best job I’ve ever had. If it paid well I’d have done it every day of my working career and had no regrets. Sunshine, low stress, fixed hours, never take the job home, state retirement plan. If it rained we stayed in the shop and played cards.
This post was edited on 4/29/22 at 7:45 pm
Posted by Bayou
Boudin, LA
Member since Feb 2005
41733 posts
Posted on 4/29/22 at 7:45 pm to
1 day
End of day said it's not for me. I'm done.
My Mgr. was off the next day and would have had to work. So, I worked a second day.
Posted by tigeraddict
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2007
14434 posts
Posted on 4/29/22 at 7:50 pm to
Shortest:
Worked 6 - 1 weeks hitches off shore for a summer job

Longest:
Current employer - 17 years, 2.2 years prior company and 11 years with the company I am at now

If you count the fact that my two real companies I worked for have merged then I have 30 years….

Posted by bayoubengals88
LA
Member since Sep 2007
23515 posts
Posted on 4/29/22 at 7:54 pm to
About two hours
Posted by madamsquirrel
The big somewhere out there
Member since Jul 2009
55095 posts
Posted on 4/29/22 at 9:30 pm to
I am a career salesperson so a combination of
quote:

so much change has happened in the past year (new leadership - CRO, COO, CFO, a LOT more micromanagement, etc) that I’m now looking to make a switch.
and natural disasters (hurricanes Katrina, Ike, Gustav, 2016 flood, and pandemic) affecting what is selling as well as leaving when management screws with commission structure because people are making too much money means I have had so many jobs I have no clue what was the longest or the shortest. I have enough awards and experience now that I can get a job super easily doing something I have no freaking desire to do making a lot of money. There is a security in that.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
69165 posts
Posted on 4/29/22 at 9:43 pm to
If we're talking post graduate careers, shortest was 2 years to the day, longest is coming up on 12 years and counting.

I stocked grocery shelves for 3 months in college and worked like 3 shifts at Abercrombie in high school, but I assume those don't count.
Posted by HoustonChick86
Catalina Wine Mixer
Member since Dec 2009
59217 posts
Posted on 4/29/22 at 9:49 pm to
Shortest, I think 3 months. Quit that job and interviewed and was hired on the spot for the job I've had the longest, which was 6.5 years.

Been at my current 3 and don't have any intention of leaving unless something is thrown at me that I can't turn down.
Posted by Palmetto98
Where the stars are big and bright
Member since Nov 2021
2145 posts
Posted on 4/29/22 at 9:52 pm to
Quit after the first day after realizing I would’ve made more working at McDonalds. They made us come to the office in a suit, practice sales pitches with the new hires(crappy revolving sales job) then put on a polo and shorts and drive around to the hood selling cable packages from 9am-6pm then they made us go to the park for volleyball afterwards til 9pm. Start the whole process again at 8am lol.
Posted by Lugnut
Wesson
Member since Nov 2016
1509 posts
Posted on 4/29/22 at 9:53 pm to
Lunch! I left a job my first day at lunch one time. They made me dig a hole in the parking lot with post hole diggers. Made it to lunch, after I eat I told them I’m out!
Posted by 3nOut
I don't really care, Margaret
Member since Jan 2013
31843 posts
Posted on 4/29/22 at 10:24 pm to
I’ve never had a single job less than 2+ years.

Shortest is probably 30 months.
Posted by Athis
I AM Charlie Kirk....
Member since Aug 2016
15806 posts
Posted on 4/29/22 at 10:56 pm to
quote:

Ethnicity reference


The only reason I mentioned it is because every Asian person that I have had any type of work connection with has been a very conscientious hard worker. So take your little condescending comment and shove it..
Posted by RLDSC FAN
Rancho Cucamonga, CA
Member since Nov 2008
58993 posts
Posted on 4/29/22 at 10:58 pm to
quote:

Quiting mid first shift as a dishwasher doesn't count


I quit sizzler after two days when I was 16. frick washing dishes
Posted by FearlessFreep
Baja Alabama
Member since Nov 2009
19594 posts
Posted on 4/29/22 at 11:11 pm to
Shortest, was a producer/host at a fly-by-night UHF station for about 8 weeks. Had a hour-long live show every weekday. Learned a lot about the business, mainly how not to do things.

Longest, just had my 18th anniversary (this time around) at a PBS member station in the operations department. Also executive producer of a horror/comedy show that currently airs in several markets in FL, TN, and AL.
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