re: What was the wildest thing you witnessed at a wedding?

Kickball tournament. No, really, the wedding reception had a kickball tournament, as well as several other games. Guests were drafted into random teams so that they would have to meet members of the other family.

The wedding was outdoors at this big park in the mountains, and the reception was like what a Hollywood liberal imagines a a big redneck July 4th family reunion to be like. There was bluegrass music, a barn, a scarecrow building competition, kickball tournament, fireworks, ice cream, etc.

Weird, but still one of the most fun wedding receptions I have ever been to.

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Then everyone was pissed and I think they all go to healing place church now

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but the couple divorced within a year.

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Checks out. Lot of empty Christianity there.

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I received a blowjob in a hotel lobby after a wedding if that counts

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Here’s the T-shirt that is normally awarded to both participants of this practice:

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A hipster wedding. They tried to pack as much edgy and weird as they could into it.....and it was a train wreck.

It was held at a tiny avant gaurd art studio.... and by art I mean people making lamps our of barbie doll parts to make a statement and shite like that.... this place was never meant to be a venue... it had a tiny back room... as they set up for it the entire wedding...maybe 50-75 were crammed in the art gallery....at times you were legit stuck where you were... we enter to room to about 10 folding chairs which we were told were only for older people...everyone else stand.

Ceremony starts and its some guy playing acoustic guitar just riffing. At one point the bride was walking down the aisle to the French national anthem until the guitar player hit a bad chord and just stopped...dead silence... which js how the walk finished. The minster...of course some 20 something yo girl started
With, we are gathered here today to celebrate a little thing called life" you could feel the collective eye roll.

After that ceremony we were told to clear out back to the gallery while they set up the reception.... after 30 minutes of waiting arse to arse again, we were allowed bsck in where the same 10 chairs were now surrounding 2 folding tables...that was it that was the set up.

And the food... great idea on paper... got the local super hip Mexican soul food joint to cater... a roast pig... but remember this is an art gallery...not a venue.. no kitchen, so these vatos were hand shredding a whole pig carcass middle of the dance floor and just pounding it on paper plates.... was it good...sure when you coukd take a bite. But since we weren't elderly we got no table so me and my wife took turns eating..stabding of course..id hold her drink while she ate a few bites then wed switch.

Oh and the bar was semi open...if you ordered a beer from the local IPA keg they had... once that was tapped place CLEARED out. I kinda felt for the bride cause it was clear noone was having a good time...even more clear when word got out the free beer was done and a line to get the hell out of that tiny place formed. I looked back to see the bride desperately trying to tug people to the dance floor as they were trying to leave... worth mentioned the dance floor at this point had room for about 5 people total. The wedding favor was... a knitted dooilie.

The guy is totally off social media so who knows these days. She is very active and all of her posts revolve around liberal politics. Last I saw of her she was at a shreveport parade w a huge saying she'd help anyone interested access abortion rights

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Nothing will top this, what a nightmare.

Great storytelling

Prima nocta

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My mom attended a wedding with her grandmother a long time ago. Grandmother was hard of hearing and spoke loud. It had just gotten quiet and her grandmother said something to the effect of "the bride is a heifer and the groom ain't no catch either." Mom was thoroughly embarrassed and grandma just thought nobody heard her comment.

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As a guest at a wedding sitting in the pew just behind me were three old ladies. One was hard of hearing. Another could not see well. All three were loud talkers. As every bridesmaid made her way down the aisle the old women critiqued them. The bridesmaids were wearing yellow dresses, which prompted one of the old ladies to say something to the effect of "Ooh, yellow dresses? That is a bad choice." Of course, she was talking to the old lady who could not hear, so she was asked to repeat herself...which she did, very loudly. There were other comments of such as "That's her husband? Ooh, she's kind of big."

Then the bride comes walking down the aisle. The ladies are commenting loudly: "Ooh, I don't like her dress. She looks kind of big in it." With a follow up comment of "Maybe she's gotten a little fat". Luckily, the music drowned it out for the entire church audience. But everyone within about 5 rows of pews in either direction heard the comments. I'm assuming the poor bride did too, which is a shame because she wasn't fat and looked very pretty.

My cousin risked a mid-November outdoor wedding and the weather worked out.. until right as they are walking up to the altar when a massive 35 mph gust front started blowing in and the temp dropped about 30 degrees in just a moment or two.

Same wedding: the reception was indoors thankfully. They are both Okie State alums so I guess the groom's dad thought it would be cool to have the Pistol Pete character show up. Some of the smaller children in attendance didn't think Pistol Pete was cool; in fact they started screaming & crying like their lives were in serious danger.

Monster energy drink themed wedding. It was not boring.

white trash wedding

bride had fricked the entire groomsman party including one of her bridesmaids, which was effed up.

The most cringy thing was the bride and fathers dance.... He was cupping her arse with both hands. I left after that. Apparently it was a rager, but I didnt want to see how it got crazier.

Marriage lasted a year or so

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I haven't been to any trashy weddings, sorry





All of mine have been awesome, and I hope the last onr was the last one

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