re: What was the wildest thing you witnessed at a wedding?

Was watching the Atlanta local news one night when they showed a couple coming out of the church about to drive off on their honeymoon. I recognized the groom as someone I knew from our company softball team. They made it down a couple of steps, then the local sheriff's deputies slapped handcuffs on both the bride and groom and led them off to separate patrol cars, and later cells, where they spent their honeymoon night.

The busted them for selling pot, but the theatrics stemmed from a softball game between us and the sheriff's department that got rather heated. I knew the local narc, who lived near me, and told him the next day that that was cold-hearted.

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What kind of strip club beats the shite of you for grabbing a stripper on the arse? Its like Waffle House giving you a beat down for pouring syrup.

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It was the Waffle House of strip clubs- Trophy Club or Gold Club in Houston mid ‘80s. Stripper was doing a hand stand against a pole. A digit may have slipped in to prompt the beatdown.

When I was about 4, I took my aunt a toad in a 1Q mason Jar. The family still talks about it 50+ years later...

It's been several years ago but went as a plus one with a friend to his brother's wedding. Really sweet family and the groom and bride were in their early 20s and had been dating since freshman year of college. Pretty big wedding at a popular wedding location in the area (The Brown Hotel). Preacher gets to the point that he asks if anyone objects and some lady that no one knows (in her 30s maybe) stands up and says, "Yes, me and the groom are in love" and absolute chaos ensues. Groom is like "Who they frick are you?". She starts approaching the front of the room and is screaming some unintelligible shite. Come to find out she was unhinged headcase that had been showing up at local weddings to disrupt them (and was arrested by security).

I don’t have too much…my buddy’s wedding was held in the courtyard of a hotel in Dunedin FL. A guy drove by in a convertible during the ceremony and loudly yelled, “SHE’s CHEATING ON YOU WITH A BLACK GUY!” The bride has a good sense of humor and laughed, but both the bride’s and groom’s mothers were mortified.

I received a blowjob in a hotel lobby after a wedding if that counts.

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A digit may have slipped in to prompt the beatdown.

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Outside wedding of my nephew. Midway through the service my uncle lights up a cig.

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I mean, most on this board have at least one uncle just like that.

Went to my cousins wedding in Morgan City. My mom, wife, and sister are all wearing nice dresses. I’m wearing a sport coat and slacks. We were way overdressed. Mother of the bride was wearing a pair of sweat pants with words on the arse.

Went to my college roommate’s wedding in NOLA. Him and the bride both came from huge Catholic families (he was from Thibadaux)). At the reception I’m in line at the bar to get a beer. Dude in front of me glances over his shoulder and ask me what I’m drinking. I said I’ll just take a Miller Lite thanks. He gets two beers turns around to hand me one and it’s the Priest. Blew my mind since I was raised Pentecostal and this was my first Catholic wedding.

This isn’t wild just cute. At my sisters wedding my son who was 3 at the time was the ring bearer. At the reception my sister had a really good band that played country and Southern Rock mostly. My son is dancing with my sister (standing on her feet type deal). When the song is over my Son yells at the top of his lungs play Scooby Doo. I’ll be damned if they didn’t jump right into the theme of Scooby Doo. Made my Son’s day. It was his favorite cartoon.